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Old 12-07-2017, 11:54 AM   #41
pork_butt
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Join Date: 06-01-11
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OMG this is funny. I also have a friend Matt. He does not smoke because he does not have the patients or want to put the time in and he admits it. Good on him, right?

He does like to grill. Every time my wife and I go over for a little cook out, he chars the sh!t out of the meat. He's only cooking for 4 people.

He has a 5 burner gas grill and he insists on turning all 5 burners on. When he puts the meat on, he always gets a flare up ... ALWAYS. Next he gets out his water bottle to put out the flames. I want to tell him "Hey Matt why don't you just turn on burners 1, 3, and 5. That way you won't get as many flare ups", but I don't. I just watch silently and rejoice in the fact that he has plenty of cold beer.
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