Your WORST Box Ever! (What Not to Turn in!)

Brewmaster,
I hope you at least cleaned the little blob on the crease and left side of the box..ya know..for appearance score. Who am I kidding, 'course ya did :clap2:
 
Brewmaster said:
Hermann 2010 Brat category.

these are my Reuben Brats.

I had a problem with the 1000 Island dressing. I was planning on a nice drizzle across them when the bottle shot out a big blob. No time to clean them so I smeared it around, laughed, and shut the lid.

Appearance Scores:
9,8,8,8,7,7 :crazy:

11th place out of 29 teams

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Cheers,

Nate
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Nathan, that isn't your worst box ever..................it's your.............wait for it..............wurst box ever!:crazy::clap2::thumb::boxing::heh::bow::doh:
 
Holy cow! That was really bad Jim.
Those brats did taste fantastic though. Glad the Judges were FORCED to at least try them....
Congrats on all the walks Nate and Ryan
 
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Here are a couple more from me early in my cooking career. The brisket box was a huge rookie mistake can you tell why? The ribs were a sad try at diagonal box, they were way to big for that.

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jetfxr27 said:
Ok, folks. I have a Winner. Not in my category of course, but in WORST TURN IN EVAR!

Got roped into the comp at the last second, worked alone and was at the end of a 30 hour shift. It wast an accomplishment, just cooking all 4 categories and making turn in. Didn't even take pix of the butt.

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YOU WIN!!!! That is too damn funny.:thumb:
 
Jman, nice cutting of the brisket exactly along the grain. I bet that brisket had some pull.
 
This is an awesome thread. I told my fiancee about it and can hear her laughing in the other room!
After i finish my first KCBS comp later this year, i'm sure i'll be a contributor but i am learning a lot of what not to do. Thanks everyone!
 
I back snorted coffee into my sinuses trying to avoid doing a complete spit take on my computer screens.......this is a great thread.

(the smiley face was the culprit)
 
While there are some pretty bad boxes here, none of you can compete with the real worst box ever (sorry, I was judging & table captaining, so no pics.)

This was in Durango, CO. I believe it was their second year. They had planned a backyard, but only one entry, so the organizer talked the guy into entering the sanctioned competition, no extra charge, the other teams will help you. Very small contest, maybe 15 competitors.

So, chicken comes in, I open a box, and there is one leaf of iceberg lettuce in the bottom, with 6 naked chunks of chicken on it, about the size of the chunks in Campbell's chicken noodle soup. When we stopped laughing, I think we all gave 5's or 6's for appearance, just out of sympathy. I can't remember how it tasted, but the visual will never go away.
 
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