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jman1972 10-18-2010 12:24 AM

Here are a couple from my 1st big KCBS contest. The ribs did ok but the others tanked

jman1972 10-18-2010 12:48 AM

Here are a couple more from me early in my cooking career. The brisket box was a huge rookie mistake can you tell why? The ribs were a sad try at diagonal box, they were way to big for that.

Ryan Chester 10-21-2010 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jetfxr27 (Post 1403941)
Ok, folks. I have a Winner. Not in my category of course, but in WORST TURN IN EVAR!

Got roped into the comp at the last second, worked alone and was at the end of a 30 hour shift. It wast an accomplishment, just cooking all 4 categories and making turn in. Didn't even take pix of the butt.

YOU WIN!!!! That is too damn funny.:thumb:

Balls Casten 11-11-2010 05:18 PM

We were screwed by the judges at this one in 2001. :doh:

luckyduk 11-12-2010 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by Balls Casten (Post 1455339)
We were screwed by the judges at this one in 2001. :doh:

I like the parsley that is just thrown in there:thumb::thumb: That adds a nice touch!!

landarc 11-12-2010 02:04 PM

Jman, nice cutting of the brisket exactly along the grain. I bet that brisket had some pull.

Brewer 02-16-2011 04:33 PM

Oh chit... my ribs hurt from laughing so hard... This is a great thread.

Carnivorous Endeavors BBQ 02-16-2011 04:41 PM

This is an awesome thread. I told my fiancee about it and can hear her laughing in the other room!
After i finish my first KCBS comp later this year, i'm sure i'll be a contributor but i am learning a lot of what not to do. Thanks everyone!

HOG WILD BBQ 02-28-2011 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Harbormaster (Post 838797)
OK. That had me laughing out loud!

This box looks like it's burnt. They were perfectly cooked, just ugly as sin. Tasted good too.


HOG WILD BBQ 02-28-2011 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by The Pickled Pig (Post 764994)
That would be some not so award winning yardbird.:icon_bugeyed

i would like to know, just what in the h**l is that???:crazy:

Full Draw BBQ 03-25-2011 11:57 AM

I back snorted coffee into my sinuses trying to avoid doing a complete spit take on my computer screens.......this is a great thread.

(the smiley face was the culprit)

badmood 03-30-2011 12:53 AM

While there are some pretty bad boxes here, none of you can compete with the real worst box ever (sorry, I was judging & table captaining, so no pics.)

This was in Durango, CO. I believe it was their second year. They had planned a backyard, but only one entry, so the organizer talked the guy into entering the sanctioned competition, no extra charge, the other teams will help you. Very small contest, maybe 15 competitors.

So, chicken comes in, I open a box, and there is one leaf of iceberg lettuce in the bottom, with 6 naked chunks of chicken on it, about the size of the chunks in Campbell's chicken noodle soup. When we stopped laughing, I think we all gave 5's or 6's for appearance, just out of sympathy. I can't remember how it tasted, but the visual will never go away.

HOG WILD BBQ 05-04-2011 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by smokincracker (Post 854567)

i just want to know, what is that in the first pic?????:confused:

BigFish465 05-17-2011 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by topchefvt52 (Post 1152935)
1 rib short of a Happy Meal? lolz

Oh my that was funny...

atvalaska 08-18-2011 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by luckyduk (Post 1456016)
I like the parsley that is just thrown in there:thumb::thumb: That adds a nice touch!!

+1 lol!!!:clap2:

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