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Old Smoke
12-31-2010, 07:06 PM
I was persuaded by my No#1 fan to have some MOINK balls for snacks tonight. I thought this was very unusual; she NEVER has any input as to my outdoor menu selection.
All she ever says is: “I thought dinner was going to be served (insert number) hours ago….”
Hmmmmmmmmm, very interesting. :confused:

I dressed some MOINKS in their finest pork outerwear, and sprinkled with a bit of Au de Bovine. Once the egg settled at 325* the MOINKS were eager to get warmed up (It is currently 33* on the patio) so they jumped on the grill. :-D
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/oldsmoke/Outdoor%20Cooking/003-3.jpg

At 45 minutes they were checked and were found to be enjoying the warmth, in their pork overcoats.
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/oldsmoke/Outdoor%20Cooking/006-3.jpg

At 1 ½ hours I checked on the status of the MOINK balls. WTH……… :shock::shock: I noticed that the MOINK balls had been surrounded by their very notorious outlaw cousins (of the Meatball family) whose ancestors can be traced to the “Emerald Triangle” :tape: of northern California.
It appeared that the “Meats” were preparing to kidnap the royal subjects.
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/oldsmoke/Outdoor%20Cooking/012-2.jpg
Sooooooooo, the “Man” was called in to prevent the kidnapping.
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/oldsmoke/Other%20Pictures/NewCHPCruiser.jpg

All of the “outlaws” were gathered up and sentenced to spend their remaining hours on this earth in HE!! (aka crotch pot) amid some bubbling sauce, as yet to be determined.
NOW…… I know why she wanted MOINK balls… :doh:

BTW No pictures of the “outlaw” execution were taken as it would have been inappropriate to post such gruesome photos on this site.
After the area was secured, the MOINK royalty were allowed to spend a couple of additional minutes on the grill and served with warm SBR on the side.
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/oldsmoke/Outdoor%20Cooking/018-1.jpg

Thanks to all for checking out the attack.

As for me, I guess I’ll have another serving of that adult beverage over there…… :becky::becky::becky:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

Groundhog66
12-31-2010, 07:12 PM
Looking good, I wish I had thought of making those today. And only in CA will you see an officer in a Smart Car :doh: Good lord.

speedrcer1
12-31-2010, 07:23 PM
OMG, you have done the world a great service. Could you imagine if those outlaws had gotten frisky with the MOINKS? I shutter to think of the outcome.
And they don't look all beef to me. Probably a bit of pork or veal contamination in them outlaws!

Thanks for the chuckle. Nice looking MOINKS!
Happy New Year!

BBQ Grail
12-31-2010, 07:24 PM
Did I misunderstand? Did you smother MOINK Balls in sauce in a crockpot?

Sir Larry of Rocklin

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zicrush
12-31-2010, 07:33 PM
Now i'm hungry :)

speedrcer1
12-31-2010, 07:36 PM
Did I misunderstand? Did you smother MOINK Balls in sauce in a crockpot?
I believe only the outlaws were sent to crockpot hell!

Old Smoke
12-31-2010, 08:17 PM
Did I misunderstand? Did you smother MOINK Balls in sauce in a crockpot?

Sir Larry of Rocklin

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Nope only the Outlaw "Meats"

As a twice certified IMBAS member I sure I would be banned and suffer HUGE fines, if I smothered MOINK balls in sauce in a crockpot..

BBQ Grail
12-31-2010, 08:26 PM
Nope only the Outlaw "Meats"

As a twice certified IMBAS member I sure I would be banned and suffer HUGE fines, if I smothered MOINK balls in sauce in a crockpot..

Thank goodness I was beginning to channel Fred Sanford.



Sir Larry of Rocklin

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bigabyte
12-31-2010, 08:32 PM
At least no meatballs were sent plunging to their deaths.

R2Egg2Q
12-31-2010, 08:43 PM
Nice save Rick and nice looking MOINK Balls.:thumb:

zydecopaws
12-31-2010, 08:50 PM
At least no meatballs were sent plunging to their deaths.

What are you talking about? It sounds like they were drowned in a crockpot instead. Oh the humanity... :shock:


Oh, and nice balls, Rick. :becky:

Old Smoke
01-01-2011, 11:58 AM
speedrcer1, zicrush, Tim, Sir Larry, Chris, John, and Paul

Thanks for checking out my MOINK.

What are you talking about? It sounds like they were drowned in a crockpot instead. Oh the humanity... :shock:


Oh, and nice balls, Rick. :becky:

I had NO part in the drowning of the meatballs in the crockpot. :nono:
OH! BTW the smoked balls were also puuuuuuurdy tasteeee swimming around in a marinara sauce.

BigButzBBQ
01-01-2011, 12:04 PM
With quick thinking actions like that, you should easily qualify for honorary Justice League Junior Member status. :becky:

I Agree with Paul:
Them be some purdy balls you got there.

Mister Bob
01-01-2011, 12:10 PM
I'm just glad you 'beefed' up security around the MOINK royalty! That could have been a pigtastrophe of epig proportions!

bluetang
01-01-2011, 12:19 PM
Funny stuff! Great looking food too!!

Old Smoke
01-01-2011, 04:15 PM
With quick thinking actions like that, you should easily qualify for honorary Justice League Junior Member status. :becky:

I Agree with Paul:
Them be some purdy balls you got there.

Thanks Tom..Will you be my sponsor? :becky:

I'm just glad you 'beefed' up security around the MOINK royalty! That could have been a pigtastrophe of epig proportions!

No Doubt about it... :-D



Funny stuff! Great looking food too!!

Thanks blue.....
Musta been that adult beverage I was sampling....:laugh:

cowgirl
01-01-2011, 07:42 PM
You have great looking.....:tape:.... MOINKS Rick!

Old Smoke
01-01-2011, 09:55 PM
You have great looking.....:tape:.... MOINKS Rick!

OK! :redface:

cowgirl
01-01-2011, 10:05 PM
OK! :redface:

lol Sometimes I just have to bite my tongue.... :redface::laugh:

Gore
01-01-2011, 10:07 PM
Nice balls you're showing.

tearl42
01-02-2011, 12:14 AM
It sounded like an inside job to me...

Will we be seeing a reproduction of the event in question on COPS or Food Detectives? :D

Old Smoke
01-02-2011, 03:48 PM
lol Sometimes I just have to bite my tongue.... :redface::laugh:

:rofl:I understand, really I do.....:laugh:
Nice balls you're showing.

Thanks, I showed ......:tape:.......hmmmmm..never mind
It sounded like an inside job to me...

Will we be seeing a reproduction of the event in question on COPS or Food Detectives? :D

I think my No#1 fan played a large part in this caper.....:-D
No... but I have been approached about a book deal.....:rolleyes: