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DanPop
04-11-2010, 07:12 PM
I asked my wonderful wife, who I love very much, to buy a package of brats on her way home today. As you can see, big mistake! She said that she didn't notice that they were different sizes. Sigh.

Bbq Bubba
04-11-2010, 07:23 PM
There hand made! I'd say score!

U should thank her!

Kevin
04-11-2010, 07:23 PM
Size does not matter:-P. I'll bet they all taste the same when they are done. :becky:

Crazy Harry
04-11-2010, 07:27 PM
did she get the buns to match them?:laugh: hand crafted, not machine mutilated

landarc
04-11-2010, 07:28 PM
and now you know that you can tell her just about anything about the size of your sausage and it won't matter. :-P

MOS95B
04-11-2010, 07:29 PM
What's with the one with the fingernail??? (second from the right)

DanPop
04-11-2010, 07:36 PM
and now you know that you can tell her just about anything about the size of your sausage and it won't matter. :-P

Thank goodness!

Drifter
04-11-2010, 07:51 PM
Size does not matter:-P. I'll bet they all taste the same when they are done. :becky:
^^^^:thumb:^^^^

JiveTurkey
04-11-2010, 08:13 PM
That is a finger! Wendy's Mod.

KnucklHed BBQ
04-11-2010, 08:28 PM
I don't have that much of a problem with them being different sizes... I would have an issue with the fact that she only brought home 1 pkg... :twitch:

Smokin Mike
04-11-2010, 08:47 PM
I have nothing to say,, yet:tape:.

dannypat21
04-11-2010, 08:52 PM
Its not the size of the boat...its the motion of the ocean

1_T_Scot
04-11-2010, 08:55 PM
I'm with the others. Cook them up.

K-Barbecue
04-11-2010, 08:59 PM
Smokum up and enjoy

SmokinAussie
04-11-2010, 09:23 PM
Nope, flog the wench. Then send her to me for more punishment. :whip:

JiveTurkey
04-11-2010, 09:29 PM
She didn't tell you it was a pack of six!

BRBBQ
04-11-2010, 09:34 PM
Size does not matter:-P. I'll bet they all taste the same when they are done. :becky:
My wife say's the same thing:becky: And I don't worry about her buying groceries:becky:

mgwerks
04-11-2010, 09:36 PM
I asked my wonderful wife, who I love very much, to buy a package of brats on her way home today. As you can see, big mistake! She said that she didn't notice that they were different sizes. Sigh.
Never believe a woman when she tells you "it's okay honey, size doesn't matter".

Chef Jim
04-11-2010, 11:16 PM
We don't have to sleep with her, I assume you do. Better not let her see this thread.

bigabyte
04-12-2010, 12:08 AM
It's not how big they are, it's how long it takes them to finish.:cool:

NorCalTDS
04-12-2010, 12:11 AM
Great if they're handmade...A real problem if they're mass produced!

And I know there isn't really a fingernail, but it sure got a lot more gross when someone pointed out that it looked like one, hahha

BIG ALAN
04-12-2010, 01:54 AM
...reminds me of a old joke. Man comes home, and wife tells him she has good news. "You should be happy" says she. "You are bigger than all your friends".........