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Midnight Smoke
02-15-2008, 12:17 PM
Getting ready for Sunday smoke. Raining with snow flurries right now, in Tucson.

Naked Butt

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture089.jpg

Mustard Butt

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture090.jpg

After rubbing my Butt

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture091.jpg

Cook Pics to come. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Divemaster
02-15-2008, 12:18 PM
Let me be the frist to say that 'That's a good lookin butt'

NTTATWWT

capri man
02-15-2008, 12:27 PM
nice butt i must add!!:biggrin:

Harbormaster
02-15-2008, 12:38 PM
I love to smell my fingers after I rub my butt.

Your butt looks fresh and firm.

I admire it.

Divemaster
02-15-2008, 12:44 PM
I love to smell my fingers after I rub my butt.

Your butt looks fresh and firm.

I admire it.
Wood Pile - so close and yet so far.....

Smokin Gator
02-15-2008, 12:55 PM
Man I would love to get my hands on that fine looking butt!!!

paydabill
02-15-2008, 01:12 PM
Go ahead and smack that butt for me.

Big-Country
02-15-2008, 01:46 PM
I love to smell my fingers after I rub my butt.

Your butt looks fresh and firm.

I admire it.

So very wrong yet so true!!!!

Smokin' Gnome BBQ
02-15-2008, 02:07 PM
I cant stop thinking about that movie American Pie!!

LMAJ
02-15-2008, 02:21 PM
I am sure this is the only forum where I would enthusiastically say "HELL YEAH I WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR BUTT!!!"

And that is without a doubt the best butt I have seen all day.

Derrick D
02-15-2008, 03:03 PM
Smack it up flip it rub it down!!!!

capri man
02-15-2008, 03:06 PM
i see this thread going to the gutter quickly!!:biggrin::biggrin:

butt maybe it is not to late to save it!!:biggrin:

jestridge
02-15-2008, 03:49 PM
You have back.

Tarpon65
02-15-2008, 05:03 PM
Can you see my teeth marks on your butt?

Ron_L
02-15-2008, 05:19 PM
I really didn't want to click on this thread. Somehow I knew it would turn out like this.

Rick's Tropical Delight
02-15-2008, 05:21 PM
but, but, but...

have you ever heard that song by the lords of acid, spank my booty?

whoops, thought i was in the woodpile :biggrin:

redy2smoke
02-15-2008, 05:26 PM
TIGHT looking BUTT,the best kind!:mrgreen:

Tarpon65
02-15-2008, 06:53 PM
The best compliment--Your butt just melts in my mouth!

ggriffi
02-15-2008, 07:11 PM
I'd like to get a taste of that butt!!!!!

Smokin Diablo
02-15-2008, 07:14 PM
Very nice butt, had my Wife take a look to confirm, She agrees.

bigabyte
02-15-2008, 07:26 PM
Can I have a piece?

watertowerbbq
02-15-2008, 09:18 PM
soon your butt will be tender

Rick's Tropical Delight
02-15-2008, 09:22 PM
soon, your butt will be wet with pig honey

michiana mark
02-15-2008, 09:22 PM
I really didn't want to click on this thread. Somehow I knew it would turn out like this.

Butt, you came to the fire anyway.

watertowerbbq
02-15-2008, 09:25 PM
i'd like to say something about removing the bone, butt that is definately woodpile material. :)

BBQ Grail
02-15-2008, 09:29 PM
I really didn't want to click on this thread. Somehow I knew it would turn out like this.

I resisted all day, but finally had to peak. It's pretty much what I expected. But your butt does look good...

Midnight Smoke
02-15-2008, 09:42 PM
Okay, I feel a little guilty. Of course I posted the subject line as a joke with follow up to come, but feel I degraded the Q-Talk area. You all are some pretty funny folks. I will not post like this again in this area.

bigabyte
02-15-2008, 09:52 PM
Geez, can't a man compliment another man on how his butt makes him feel without people taking it to mean something in woodpile? You're all such children and should be ashamed. Look at this fine butt and marvel at the muscle structure in the photo of his naked butt. Tell me that the photo of his butt coated in mustard doesn't make you think about licking your fingers? Who wouldn't want in on the action, rubbing it, flipping it around, boning it and getting a piece when it's hot, juicy and ready? But no, you had to go and be all dirty minded.:x

JD McGee
02-15-2008, 10:10 PM
"I like big butts...and I can not lie"...(Shrek Mod!) :lol::lol::lol:

wlh3
02-15-2008, 11:12 PM
Okay, I feel a little guilty. Of course I posted the subject line as a joke with follow up to come, but feel I degraded the Q-Talk area. You all are some pretty funny folks. I will not post like this again in this area.

Why?:icon_blush:

BBQ Grail
02-15-2008, 11:15 PM
Okay, I feel a little guilty. Of course I posted the subject line as a joke with follow up to come, but feel I degraded the Q-Talk area. You all are some pretty funny folks. I will not post like this again in this area.

Why?:icon_blush:

I hope Pork Smoker you are kidding. You did just fine. Just keep in mind that there are few things around here that sacred. And your butt isn't one of them...

Midnight Smoke
02-15-2008, 11:24 PM
I hope Pork Smoker you are kidding. You did just fine. Just keep in mind that there are few things around here that sacred. And your butt isn't one of them...

Thanks, I was serious to a point, figure if I was way out of line the post would have been moved.

Whatcha say'n my butt isn't sacred? I spent 15 minutes whipping it into shape for your viewing pleasure.

Irrad8
02-15-2008, 11:37 PM
I get funny looks when I say a was rubbing mustard on my butt. It gets worse when I say I took pictures.

Seriously though it looks good so far, looking for to the after pix

ipls3355
02-16-2008, 12:20 AM
This thread is wrong on so many levels. I'm getting ready to go to bed and the last thing I looked at was your nice butt.:oops:

swamprb
02-16-2008, 02:17 AM
I don't think I've ever seen anything like that, where can I get one?

Norcoredneck
02-16-2008, 03:13 AM
I'll look at your butt, just don't ask me to smell your finger.

jacob
02-16-2008, 03:43 AM
Always heard if you rub your meat long enough it would turn all red a shinny like that. I guess it was True.:biggrin:
At least it wasn't a Brother's meat you were rubbing. That is a Brethren Commandment.

thunter
02-16-2008, 03:55 AM
I have to agree thats one nice, tight, firm butt you have had your hand all over! :lol:

All you guys are hillarious!!! :lol:

Norcoredneck
02-16-2008, 07:29 AM
Please don't decide to share your sausage rubbing photo's!

fnnm358
02-16-2008, 08:03 AM
need more pics whats the status

Butt looks real good

bigabyte
02-16-2008, 09:49 AM
Let's see some pics of Mr. Brown.

Bbq Bubba
02-16-2008, 09:56 AM
Blew his wad, nothin left for the cook.......:cool:

Midnight Smoke
02-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Blew his wad, nothin left for the cook.......:cool:

Thanks Bubba, But I do not inject my Butt's...

Brethren we may have a problem. Woke up this AM with a 102 fever, where is that truck that hit me.

My Butt has been rubbed since Friday it has to go on. I hope the UDS will be Cooperative tomorrow.

sampson
02-16-2008, 11:18 PM
But no, you had to go and be all dirty minded.:x

:confused: Which part of this got dirty??? Just some good friends admiring one of the guys well rubbed meat, eagerly awaiting the pictures of the big finish. You Johnson County guys seem to see bad things everywhere... (should I mention I graduated from SM Northwest many years ago so I know?)

bigabyte
02-17-2008, 02:11 PM
:confused: Which part of this got dirty??? Just some good friends admiring one of the guys well rubbed meat, eagerly awaiting the pictures of the big finish. You Johnson County guys seem to see bad things everywhere... (should I mention I graduated from SM Northwest many years ago so I know?)
I'm right near your old stomping grounds then. You got the mindset pegged. First to spot the dirt and criticize it!:lol:

Midnight Smoke
02-18-2008, 10:09 PM
It was 68 out Sunday and I was chilled to the bone. The smoke had to go on.

Slipped right off the bone, sooo slippery

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture092.jpg

Shiny and so moist and tasty

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture099.jpg

Knife not needed, but looks good

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k66/photolinks/BBQ/Picture095.jpg

Here's the deal, I was fighting the Flu. Put my Butt on at 8:30am and was at 197 at 2:30pm. 7.5 Lbs in 6 hours, last 2 in foil, UDS was mostly unattended but varied between 200 and 260 never stuck at a plateau. If you remember I am new to low and slow, never had a butt cook this quick. You can tell from the lack of bark, temps were really low, I have done the same Butt for 10 hours and the taste is the same with this one. How the heck does that work?

Harbormaster
02-19-2008, 09:48 AM
I have done the same Butt for 10 hours and the taste is the same with this one. How the heck does that work?
The butt is done when the butt is done.
Every butt is different.
All butts are good, some are better.

Divemaster
02-19-2008, 02:29 PM
The butt is done when the butt is done.
Every butt is different.
All butts are good, some are better.
I agree...

I had two butts out of the same cryo... one finished in just over 9 and a half hours... the other just sat there and finally came off close to 10 hours later for a total cook time of just under 19 hours... (I had the time so I didn't foil)...

You have to remember that each pig is different as is each butt...

(by the way your butt still looked great!!!!)