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kendall
03-29-2017, 04:50 PM
I had never done a fattie till last weekend. Being home alone I thought I would give it a try.

I rolled out the sausage put in pineapple chunks and some mozzarella cheese, and some rub,

Rolled it all up jelly-roll style, bushed some sauce on the outside and dusted with some more rub. Didn't do a bacon wrap this time.

I put it in the fridge for a few hours then went to fire up the old offset smoker. what the fark!!?? I had ZERO charcoal.:mmph::mmph:. none,

And being home alone I had no car to go get any!!! I had to use the oven.
250 degrees for what seemed like forever. It was OK but not as good as
I hoped.

Anybody else ever have a failure like this? Be honest.

cholloway
03-29-2017, 05:03 PM
At times like these, one must remember the 6 P's.

4ever3
03-29-2017, 05:06 PM
You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

Stlsportster
03-29-2017, 05:24 PM
You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

Or less than one full propane tank on hand. Invited a buddy to dinner one time...got halfway through baked taters and two slabs of ribs (yes I used to do ribs on a gasser) and ran out of propane.

We went to McDonalds instead.

SmittyJonz
03-29-2017, 05:46 PM
That ain't no Failure - Peek this:

http://bbq-brethren.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182780
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Happy Hapgood
03-29-2017, 06:52 PM
Try a Nekked Fatty first with a chunk of hickory. Mighty Fine!

fwdiii
03-30-2017, 11:33 AM
You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

Yes....the golden rule!!!

CakeM1x
03-30-2017, 01:06 PM
Yes....the golden rule!!!

That's the cardinal rule, this is the golden rule.
3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) - YouTube

toymaster
03-30-2017, 02:18 PM
You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

I get nervous if I have less than 10 bags :madgrin:. I go into withdrawal if I have less than 5 bags :sick:

kendall
03-30-2017, 03:36 PM
so I have the all important spousal approval.
gonna build a wood shed, stock it with charcoal, and wood
and may even move a smoker " indoors"

Evil-g
03-30-2017, 03:50 PM
I'd have called Uber or Lyft, if you have them where your at.

Smoking Piney
03-30-2017, 07:11 PM
I get nervous if I have less than 10 bags :madgrin:. I go into withdrawal if I have less than 5 bags :sick:

Same here. I keep at least that around at all times.

5 bags would be an immediate action crisis. :shock:

4ever3
03-30-2017, 09:42 PM
so I have the all important spousal approval.
gonna build a wood shed, stock it with charcoal, and wood
and may even move a smoker " indoors"

Noowwww your TALKIN!

smoke ninja
03-31-2017, 06:23 AM
First time i every cooked the thanksgiving bird at ma's and i was gonna use my kettle rotisserie. Remembered everything but the roto ring :doh: