View Full Version : What my wife said....

10-11-2013, 12:39 PM
So you have to understand, my wife doesn't do a lot of cooking and I don't think she has ever grilled anything let alone BBQ. That being said, last night as she was putting some left over chicken in the frig that I had done on the rotisserie I hear the following:

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

She hears me start to chuckle :biggrin1: and adds "in the frig."

Needless to say I thought it was hilarious and had to share. I had a pair of 8+ lbs Butts in there that are now on the cooker.

Does anyone else have interesting commentary they would care to share?

10-11-2013, 12:56 PM
woodpile material

10-11-2013, 01:10 PM
I have had a few gay female friends say that they loved my meat in their mouth, when talking about my bbq.

Lake Dogs
10-11-2013, 01:47 PM
As long as your meat is in their mouths, does anything else really matter?....

Big Country BBQ
10-11-2013, 01:53 PM
had a girl telling me "I want some of you butt....." a while back :heh:

10-11-2013, 02:03 PM
If they don't love having your meat in their mouths, you are doing it wrong...

10-11-2013, 02:10 PM
I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.

10-11-2013, 02:19 PM
I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.:spit:

10-11-2013, 02:19 PM
Nice one BluDawg :thumb:

10-11-2013, 02:21 PM
"the frig"?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :noidea:

10-11-2013, 02:38 PM

on the hook
10-11-2013, 02:50 PM
Went to a buddy's house in the early am to pick him up for fishing...I went into the kitchen to show his wife a pic of a large striper I had caught previously...She looks at it and says.."My, that is a beauty...AND HUGE!"....I hear him holler in from the living room, "Hey, what are you showing her?"....:grin:

10-11-2013, 02:59 PM
my wife says

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

Virgin newlyweds.................EH

John Bowen
10-11-2013, 03:08 PM
WOW this thread went straight into the gutter ...

I had to read it 6 or 7 times so far to see all the racey comments :twisted:

10-11-2013, 04:33 PM
My wife just says "Get that meat out of my [freezer] box." :shock:

10-11-2013, 06:20 PM
Thats so funny. Your wife says the same thing to me all the time. Small world.

(You walked into that one)

10-11-2013, 06:37 PM
We were thinking up a slogan for our team t-shirts. One of the wives suggested this: Our meat is heaven in your mouth. We decided it was too racy for the kids.

Diesel Dave
10-11-2013, 07:32 PM
This is all way too funny.
I'm going to the penalty box for my thoughts here.

10-11-2013, 07:46 PM
How could this still be in QT? Oh the humanity of it:rolleyes:

10-11-2013, 09:23 PM
I like pulling my meat.

10-11-2013, 09:27 PM
I had to tell my girl that the bend test is not universally applicable.

10-11-2013, 11:44 PM

Bahahaha!! How did this escape the woodpile!?!?
My personal fav: "you're meat is so floppy." Insult or kind gesture? You be the judge.

10-12-2013, 01:28 AM
Everybody duck! :mod::mod::behindsofa::mod::mod:Shhhhhhhhhhh

10-12-2013, 01:52 AM
Well, my wife still consistently calls a fattie a "chubby".

10-12-2013, 06:35 AM
Probes like butter... The bone wiggles out easily...

on the hook
10-12-2013, 06:46 AM
HeHe...My wife says that I'm a dirty old man because every time she talks about meat being....well, whatever, I have a smart remark???...I tell her it is "just what guys do"....AND to quote Red Foxx, "I'm gonna be a dirty old man until I'm a dead old man"...:mrgreen:

10-12-2013, 07:25 PM
After having a group from church over for some BBQ, I warmed them up with a fattie. Most of them had never heard of it and only my children had had some before. The next Sunday one of the more verbose ladies asked to make sure she was invited over the next time I smoke a fattie. Many heads turned and including the Pastor. I just smiled and told her I would give her a call. Just left the others wondering.