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Cack
03-14-2013, 10:58 AM
This beautiful 10lb butt was injected and rubbed and on its way to become delicious ... Then tragity struck and she went ker-plunk ... At least I had 3 more going on

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/14/y5uzeder.jpg

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 10:59 AM
...and the problem is????

I bet you would have eaten an Oreo that fell down like that.

Shows something, I would say. An Oreo that costs just a few pennies compared to a piece of meat that probably cost at least $10 or more.

And you call yourself a BBQ'er.:tsk:

You're just a farking cookie monster!

Doug S.
03-14-2013, 10:59 AM
:shocked: :doh:

code3rrt
03-14-2013, 11:01 AM
Nothing a little soap and water won't fix:wink:. Good thing ya had the reserve.

Gnaws on Pigs
03-14-2013, 11:01 AM
Don't tell me you're throwing that away??!!!??? :eek: I'd rinse and cook that baby and it would still be delicious. 200* internal covers a multitude of sins, man. Mail it to me.

Smokin Patriots
03-14-2013, 11:01 AM
:doh: So...How did it happen?

woodbutcher1
03-14-2013, 11:02 AM
nothing wrong that i can see,a little grid between the teeth never hurt nobody.:doh:

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 11:02 AM
Now I want some Oreos.

Thermal Mass
03-14-2013, 11:02 AM
I'd definitely toss that sheet pan, you'll never get those scratches out!:wink:

cpw
03-14-2013, 11:09 AM
Are you cooking that for yourself and/or friends? Rinse that sucker off and throw it on the smoker!! Nothing on there that 10 hours in the smoke won't take care of.

BruceB
03-14-2013, 11:11 AM
5 second rule...

yakdung
03-14-2013, 11:11 AM
This may come as a shock, restaurants do it all of the time. Rinse and go.

Phubar
03-14-2013, 11:12 AM
Instead of taking a pic you should've applied the 5 second rule.

savageford
03-14-2013, 11:13 AM
if nobody saw it, it never happen.

thirtydaZe
03-14-2013, 11:13 AM
same problem with me last night, and a chop. i cooked it off.

Bluesman
03-14-2013, 11:14 AM
Aw, rub some bacon on it!

JandJbuidasmoker
03-14-2013, 11:14 AM
I once dropped and fresh brownie in gravel! Still ate it! Lol Rinse that bad boy off and put her on there! I've never met a BBQ'er, that hasn't dropped meat at some point in there career! It's how you move forward from there that counts! KEEP IT

frognot
03-14-2013, 11:15 AM
Hot & fast kills all bad stuff. Rinse that off!

benniesdad
03-14-2013, 11:15 AM
It my house we would go shhhhhh!!!! A little rinse and then it would be our little secret.

MS2SB
03-14-2013, 11:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI)

Ron_L
03-14-2013, 11:20 AM
Ground pork!

grantw
03-14-2013, 11:24 AM
Id rinse it off too, its not like it fell in poo

Cack
03-14-2013, 11:25 AM
...and the problem is????

I bet you would have eaten an Oreo that fell down like that.

Shows something, I would say. An Oreo that costs just a few pennies compared to a piece of meat that probably cost at least $10 or more.

And you call yourself a BBQ'er.:tsk:

You're just a farking cookie monster!

If it would have been for me ... I would have just picked it up from there, wiped it off, and threw it on the smoker from there. I'm cooking these to do a little sale and make some side money for the wedding sooooooooooooooo I couldn't pick it up off the ground and sell it to my friends.

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 11:27 AM
Did you cook it for yourself then? You know, while the cooker was all fired up and stuff?

YOU COOKIE MONSTER!!!

nucornhusker
03-14-2013, 11:27 AM
It's barbecue, not French cuisine. I've dropped raw food on the pavement before and cooked it with no issues. I dropped a rack of ribs on the ground right in front of my brother and the first thing he said when I picked it up off the ground was "You are still cooking that, right?"

The ribs came out just fine. It's barbecue.

DownHomeQue
03-14-2013, 11:30 AM
Mane o mane.. i hope you didn't throw that away! rinse that bad boy off.. re rub and SMOKE HER UP!!! :caked:

K-JUN
03-14-2013, 11:31 AM
This may come as a shock, restaurants do it all of the time. Rinse and go.

Well you know... have to keep your food cost in line:sorry:

tish
03-14-2013, 11:35 AM
So you don't want to cook it and sell it to your friends. Understandable. But you can certainly cook it for yourself, and enjoy every last bite. Think, "Hey, more for me!" :becky:

Cack
03-14-2013, 11:35 AM
I would like to say that nobody knows how to make a man feel ... less like a man ... than his brethrens.

I have to admit, it's already been one of those weeks (for my fiancee and myself) where everything that could ... has. So, when it fell I just looked at it in disbelief for about a minute (at least until the 31 degree windy morning air woke me up)

HeSmellsLikeSmoke
03-14-2013, 11:36 AM
Smoke that butt, but you better wash off that concrete in case you drop a chicken later. Don't want cross contamination.

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 11:40 AM
Hey, it was below 40 degrees. That's safe, right?

YOU COOKIE MONSTER!:mad:

K-JUN
03-14-2013, 11:42 AM
Smoke that butt, but you better wash off that concrete in case you drop a chicken later. Don't want cross contamination.

Now thats funny:hail:

Cack
03-14-2013, 11:45 AM
Hey, it was below 40 degrees. That's safe, right?

YOU COOKIE MONSTER!:mad:


Would you like me if I told you my fiancee baked me a fresh batch of turtle cookies (caramel with chocolate chip and pecans)?

Would you like me even more if I said I've already had 2 today? :shock:

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 11:48 AM
So, first you taunt us with images of meat that could have been...

and now you taunt us with turtle cookies?

You are E-V-I-L!!!

http://www.thelab.gr/members/tsunami-1014/albums/general--300/baby-ban-him-7574.jpg

Cack
03-14-2013, 11:50 AM
hhmmm does that mean i need to post a picture of them now?

GARNAAL
03-14-2013, 11:55 AM
you should not have taken that picture

and..

it NEVER happened!

:doh:

jketron
03-14-2013, 12:01 PM
Rinse that off and get to smoking it

Mart
03-14-2013, 12:54 PM
Darn Bbq Ninja..came in for the stealth attack. 5 second rule does apply for raw meat as well..and if the 5 seconds have passed then proceede to the 10 second rule..which is the same as the 5 second rule..only difference between the two is pretty self-explanatory.

JandJbuidasmoker
03-14-2013, 01:04 PM
Smoke that butt, but you better wash off that concrete in case you drop a chicken later. Don't want cross contamination.


Hahaha! Rub some dirt on it! That's what my momma always said when I skinned my knee! She said it kills any and all germs!

J-Rod
03-14-2013, 01:30 PM
Good gracious it didn't fall into a sandbox! Give it the Selsun treatment, ie. rinse and repeat. I wouldn't serve it to others, but throwing it out is a great disservice to the animal it came from. Cook it up for yourself!

gtr
03-14-2013, 02:19 PM
Ground pork!

:pound:

Terry The Toad
03-14-2013, 02:24 PM
Shoot, it probably saw worse treatment than that before it got to the store. :becky:

Ashmont
03-14-2013, 02:28 PM
Ground pork!


Bahwahahahaha Yeppers

smokinit
03-14-2013, 02:29 PM
Rookies:tsk:

PatAttack
03-14-2013, 02:49 PM
Don't make me drive up there to eat ground pork.

If you threw that away, I don't even want to know about it!

A little rinse and on to the smoker she would go. Period.

Upstate tryin' to be all fancy and chit...

Riz58
03-14-2013, 02:52 PM
Looks to me like you were just doing a little tenderizing to the pork butt.

MS2SB
03-14-2013, 02:53 PM
I would like to say that nobody knows how to make a man feel ... less like a man ... than his brethrens.

I have to admit, it's already been one of those weeks (for my fiancee and myself) where everything that could ... has. So, when it fell I just looked at it in disbelief for about a minute (at least until the 31 degree windy morning air woke me up)

I've been there myself. Always seems that a string of bad luck culminates with something falling on the floor. At that point the only thing to do is shake your head, turn around and walk away slowly while this plays in your head:

The Incredible Hulk - The Lonely Man : The Classic Theme - YouTube

NickTheGreat
03-14-2013, 03:06 PM
i've never dropped things on the ground . . . no sir . . . not even once :icon_shy

Bluesman
03-14-2013, 03:19 PM
I pick up spilled beer...Only the good stuff of course..:grin:

Resesgrill
03-14-2013, 03:38 PM
sorry wrong post

hamiltont
03-14-2013, 03:41 PM
Fat cap up. Is that heads or tails??? :loco:

funugy
03-14-2013, 04:25 PM
Fark! That patio looks a lot cleaner than mine, and I've eaten food droped on mine. If you are worried about it just trim about a 1/4-1/2 inch off of the side that hit the ground.

superlazy
03-14-2013, 05:28 PM
Smoke that butt, but you better wash off that concrete in case you drop a chicken later. Don't want cross contamination.

Thanks for the beer on my keyboard:grin:
rinse,dry,rub,on pit. Good enough for Julia Child good enough for me

funugy
03-14-2013, 06:19 PM
I think it is a message from the bbq gods.

FAT CAP UP.:bow:

Gnaws on Pigs
03-14-2013, 06:28 PM
And how do you know that it wasn't dropped half a dozen times on the concrete before you bought it?

Happy Hapgood
03-14-2013, 06:35 PM
When Pigs Fly!

SO, What DID you do? Your Man Card is riding on this one.

Cack
03-14-2013, 07:32 PM
When Pigs Fly!

SO, What DID you do? Your Man Card is riding on this one.

I've already answered this 15 times in this thread geeeeeeeeeeeeeez

haha just kidding man ... the plan was to make pulled pork to sell soooooooo I had to toss it ... it wasn't till after that my fiancee said we could have had it and i proceeded to slam my head into the wall because i completely didn't think about that :frusty:

Big M1ke
03-14-2013, 07:44 PM
Cook that biotch!

Ijustwantedtolookatpics
03-14-2013, 07:47 PM
Hose her down
The butt
Geez you know what I'm sayin

charrederhead
03-14-2013, 08:15 PM
Fark, that concrete is cleaner than my kitchen floor. :tsk:

ODU Dad
03-14-2013, 08:21 PM
And...heads it is. Do you want to kick off or receive?

BTW, I see a time for some creativity, not a tragedy. A little grit never hurt anyone.

silverfinger
03-14-2013, 08:39 PM
First you lock yourself out of the house, now your throwing your meat in the driveway. DUDE, get married already!!
Way too much pressure.

bigabyte
03-14-2013, 08:39 PM
Come on man, pull that sucker out of the trash and get to cooking already!:mad:

silverfinger
03-14-2013, 08:42 PM
Did I forget?
Yep, I did.
You threw yourself to the floor getting out of bed just like you did that piece of meat. Lol

You sure your ok after that incident?

Smokin Ribs
03-14-2013, 08:43 PM
[QUOTE=Terry The Toad;2407312]Shoot, it probably saw worse treatment than that before it got to the store. :becky:[/QUOTE


I tend to agree with Terry the toad:wink:

deerslayer8153
03-14-2013, 08:47 PM
Reminds me of a night many years ago at the deer camp. Best friends dad cooked about 15 big Tbones.

Put them in a wash pan to take inside and best friend trips on stairs spilling them all on the gravel.

Even after rinsing and re-heating they were a bit gritty but we had enough beer and whiskey to kill any remaining germs!

Q-Dat
03-14-2013, 09:05 PM
I may or may not have won 3rd place ribs in a 50 team contest with ribs that fell on the ground 10 minutes before they went on the pit.....


That was the last contest I cooked, and guess what I'm gonna be thinkin bout when I start heading to the pit with my ribs next weekend. ;)

TBASS
03-14-2013, 10:35 PM
It did not fall, it stumbled.

Hell Fire Grill
03-14-2013, 10:48 PM
The thing wallered in pig shart its whole life and you wont eat it because it touched concrete? What a waste!

Its a good thing you dont hunt, or ever seen the inside of a slaughter house.

westy
03-15-2013, 01:35 AM
Pick it up and drop it again, thats tenderizin!!

Lake Dogs
03-15-2013, 06:03 AM
I've already answered this 15 times in this thread geeeeeeeeeeeeeez

haha just kidding man ... the plan was to make pulled pork to sell soooooooo I had to toss it ... it wasn't till after that my fiancee said we could have had it and i proceeded to slam my head into the wall because i completely didn't think about that :frusty:

DOH!!:doh: