BBQ Brethren "Cook it like Gore" Throwdown!

[deguerre]

I win.

First to post.

 

[landarc]

You know you didn't smoke that on a grill. DQ'ed.

Dang, that means you do win.

 

[fingerlickin']

I can see a double entry with the "stuffed" TD.

Me too. :heh:

 

[Moose]

What happens if Gore wins this TD? Somehow I think it could create some hitherto unexpected quantum disturbance in the time-space continuum. :tsk:

 

[Gore]

What happens if Gore wins this TD? Somehow I think it could create some hitherto unexpected quantum disturbance in the time-space continuum. :tsk:

I think in order for me to win I've got to get a zero, no DQ, no win, but exactly zero votes. I think it highly unlikely I can even enter this one though as I'll only be home for a few hours during the TD period and expect to have a bad case of laziness.

 

[caseydog]

I'm still in therapy from getting into bigabyte's head for the "Cook like a bigabyte TD."

Who knows what could happen if I venture into Gore's head before reaching full recovery. :wacko:

CD

 

[caseydog]

I think in order for me to win I've got to get a zero, no DQ, no win, but exactly zero votes. I think it highly unlikely I can even enter this one though as I'll only be home for a few hours during the TD period and expect to have a bad case of laziness.

It only takes a few hours to boil ribs -- and ecode can do all the work, as usual. :becky:

CD

 

[Moose]

I think in order for me to win I've got to get a zero, no DQ, no win, but exactly zero votes. I think it highly unlikely I can even enter this one though as I'll only be home for a few hours during the TD period and expect to have a bad case of laziness.

It would be a shame if you can't enter this TD, but if not, you can sleep soundly knowing there will be lots of proxy entries on your behalf. :thumb:

 

[SmokinAussie]

I'm gonna polish my Fork...

 

[Moose]

I'm gonna polish my Fork...

What's a Polish Fork?

 

[Will work for bbq]

I'm still in therapy from getting into bigabyte's head for the "Cook like a bigabyte TD."

Who knows what could happen if I venture into Gore's head before reaching full recovery. :wacko:

CD

I agree I started to twitch :twitch: when I heard we had to get into Gores head.

I Googled "Gore translator" and this is all that came up, she must be translating his words into whistle (that maybe a clue to where he is IDK).

 

[bigabyte]

Cooking With the Master: Episode XIV, Spooky Tenderloin at a Distance

What follows is a recording made by the FCC of an unauthorized pirate transmission over United States airwaves, which is currently under investigation

Master: Ladies, Gentlemen, Gooood Eeeeevening! And welcome to "Cooking with the Master," a show about cooking. I ... am the Master! Joined by my temporary technical assistant Gunter and my newly acquired mind-controlled sous chef bigabyte, I will demonstrate revolutionary advances in BBQ Science. The topic of this week’s show is Remote Cooking; specifically making BBQ food in one part of the world, and using my own new technology to instantly transport that delicious food to people in another part of the world, who otherwise would not be able to eat BBQ...or even another part of the universe entirely!

Gunter: Herr Master, bigabyte hass prepared ze fire as eenstrookted.

Master: Exxcccccellent! By now my trusty assistant Gore has properly prepared the remote receiving device, as I so precisely instructed earlier.

Bigabyte: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Master: Gunter, are you absolutely sure we have bigabyte completely under our control?

Gunter: Vizzout any doubts vootzoever, zere iss no vay hiss foil kan weeztand our Kool-Aid Jammers....err...oops, I mean, our mental powers are to stronk for heem to rezist! He just seems to make zat sound a lot. Joost eegnore it.

Master: Gunter, that accent...tell me...are you really from Alsace?:twitch: On second thought, never mind, let's get on with the show.

Master: First, before showing off my new device that will revolutionize the food delivery service, let's get bigabyte to make some food. Bigabyte! Please butterfly a beef tenderloin and fill it with a mushroom and blue cheese mixture, using mushrooms sauteed with a merlot and beef broth.

Gunter: Vow, hiss knife skills are very soospeckt.

Master: Indeed.

Gunter: Herr Master, don't forget ze bacon!:hungry:

Master: Don't be foolish, I would never forget the bacon! Bigabyte, the bacon please!

Master: Now bigabyte will cook this on his kettle grill.

Master: While that is cooking, let me begin to describe to you the revolutionary technology I have developed that will allow this food to be instantly transported from this location, directly to Gore at a secret, remote location tucked away somewhere in either Europe or Eastern Tennessee. This technology is designed using...

Gunter: Herr Master, eet eez done!

Master: What? That's impossible! Nothing can go that fast, not even light!

Gunter: Look Herr Master!

Master: Amazing! Gore and Ninja Squirrel never cook that fast!

Gunter: Ja, but Gore never follows your eenstrucktionz perfectly.

Master: This is very true. In that case, turn on the transporter device! By this time, Gore should have turned on the receiver on his end, and is prepared to receive the food.

Gunter: Ze device iz ready Herr Master.

Master: Now, place the food within range of the beam.

Master: And now my mind-controlled servant bigabyte shall pull the lever that will trigger the beam and transport this food to Gore!

ZAP!

Master: FARK!:doh::doh::doh:

Gunter: I don't sink it vorked right.

Master: Well, at least Gore won't go to hell today. Quickly, we better leave, move quietly and act like nothing happened...

Gunter: Zat's a wrap!

 

[Moose]

Wow, that sure looks like how Gore would cook it, except you completely left out the eggplant. :tsk:

Nice triple entry, too! :thumb:

 

[bigabyte]

Whoa...where did that post come from? I made that fish?

Wow, that sure looks like how Gore would cook it, except you completely left out the eggplant. :tsk:

Nice triple entry, too! :thumb:

You know what though, you're right. That is also stuffed and cooked with booze!:whoo:

...and the fish keeps me out of hell!:whoo:

That's a quadruple entry! ....sort of....

 

[Moose]

Whoa...where did that post come from? I made that fish?



You know what though, you're right. That is also stuffed and cooked with booze!:whoo:

...and the fish keeps me out of hell!:whoo:

That's a quadruple entry! ....sort of....

Oooh! I completely forgot about the booze...wow, a possible four bagger! :clap2:

 

[Durzil]

Oooh! I completely forgot about the booze...wow, a possible four bagger! :clap2:

4 bagger? Now that has to be a wake up and puke moment!

...... tell me we didn't.... projectile vomit!

Btw excellent entry. I knew Ecode would penetrate your foil hat defence!

 

[Gore]

Apparently I was to get one decent meal and instead I awaken to the smell of fishheads this morning. :tsk:

 

[fingerlickin']

OK, I'm starting to get nervous, maybe I'm just paranoid but I've visited 4 different TD threads today and I swear there is a spamfish following me. Is anyone else having this problem? Nightmares are sure to follow.

 

[Will work for bbq]

I know what you mean it's so bad with me that I don't know which thread I'm in.
kind of like gore being lost somewhere in the world only much worst.


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[landarc]

In some countries, fish heads cooking on a charcoal fire IS considered good food.