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Unread 02-06-2011, 12:45 PM   #76
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"I used some Keith's Farm Sweet and Hot rub that Guerry and Redhot sent me. "

Chris used Guerry's rub on his balls...pass it on! ooooh, ok, penalty box for me, cause, um, can't stop laughing - I'm good, oh, bad maybe.
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Unread 02-06-2011, 03:08 PM   #77
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Chris used Guerry's rub on his balls...pass it on! ooooh, ok, penalty box for me, cause, um, can't stop laughing - I'm good, oh, bad maybe.
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Unread 02-06-2011, 03:23 PM   #78
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Yeah, thought so.
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Unread 02-08-2011, 01:24 PM   #79
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I miss that place with all the propaganda already, that MOINK ball wrap was pretty darned good. I never could get used to the aluminum foil hats everyone wore though.
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Unread 02-19-2011, 10:15 AM   #80
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Unread 02-19-2011, 10:39 AM   #81
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Dang Chris, you already scared all the competition with the MOINK wrap. How can we compete against that?
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Unread 02-19-2011, 10:40 AM   #82
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I guess nobody can come up with any good California BBQ! For shame...I thought everyone here was pretty creative before this.
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Unread 02-19-2011, 10:42 AM   #83
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I'm still perfecting my Smoked Pork Mousse

It's a little bit difficult as we're on the wrong coast.
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Unread 02-19-2011, 10:46 AM   #84
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BBQ Sashimi...

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BBQ Sashimi...

That is funny! Maybe rule #1 is not so California friendly! Do they actually cook out there?
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My entry is still in the works. Thanks for bump though.
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When I got home, there was a beautiful package of country style ribs that were just begging to be smoked:



These were seasoned with some Foil Hat and put onto the Oval



For dinner we had some tasty bits to eat



That is when it struck me that I needed to finish this throwdown entry. I figured that if nobody competed against Chris, then he would cancel the throwdown, and I couldn't let that happen. Besides, I'm going for the record of the most consecutive throwdowns entered. So I prepared this breadless, pulled-pork avocado "sandwich" with sharp cheddar cheese:



Menu entry: California Pulled-Pork Avocado Sandwich: $8.95

Business Model: The restaurant California Dreamin' is a gourmet sandwich shop that embodies the California business model. We serve only the finest ingredients in our environmentally friendly sandwiches. There is no need for utensils as the sandwich can be eaten directly from the avocado skin. The avocados are grown on our own private farms and the trees are tended individually and watered with rainwater collected by hand. Because of this added care, the true cost is approximately $10,000 per avocado; however, because the operation is environmentally friendly, the state of California subsidizes all these costs.

Restaurant fate: Business became so brisk, that California Dreamin' soon opened up chains throughout the state. As each new chain opened, the state debt increased. However, after eating one of the Pulled-Pork Avocado Sandwiches, a California Scientist hit upon a Eureka moment. Returning to the laboratory, the scientist added a pork gene to an avocado plant and created the Money Tree.



These were planted throughout the state, disbursing money to one and all. Instantaneously, all California's budget problems were solved. Nobody needed to work, food was plentiful and rainbows and unicorns abound.



Santa Claus relocated to Sacramento and disbursed presents to everyone in the state on a daily basis.



And everyone lived happily ever after.
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The loveliest of all was the unicorn, fab-u-lous!!!
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Gah! I didn't use a unicorn! Oh well. There's always next time.
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