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Old 12-13-2010, 09:59 AM   #1
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"Treats for Santa"

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...as chosen by BobBrisket, the winner of the hot, Hot, HOT...Scovilles that is Throwdown!

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You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 12/17 through Sunday 12/26.

Entry pictures must be submitted by Midnight Central US Time on Monday night 12/27. An extra day to post your pics is being given due to the Holidays and people traveling.

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The voting will begin Tuesday 12/28 after I submit the "Vote" thread and will run through Friday 12/31. All votes will be public.

Don't forget, you can still enter the La Guerre de Pomme de Terre (Battle Potato) Throwdown until Sunday night 12/19 by midnight Central time.

Our next category will be decided by the winner of the Ground Meat Throwdown!

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Old 12-13-2010, 10:45 AM   #2
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This sounds like an "anything goes" challenge...
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Old 12-13-2010, 10:54 AM   #3
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I was thinking the same thing ... to some extent. The difference though is that these are left out for Santa at about 9:00pm by the kids and Santa doesn't get them until midnight. I don't think I'd want to leave a steak out that long. Presumably Santa also would want something high in carbs. I don't think I'd want him going into meat coma or anything. Most of the voters are west of me and they'd get mighty angry if he slept through their stops because I fed Santa prime rib.
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:06 AM   #4
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I was thinking the same thing ... to some extent. The difference though is that these are left out for Santa at about 9:00pm by the kids and Santa doesn't get them until midnight. I don't think I'd want to leave a steak out that long. Presumably Santa also would want something high in carbs. I don't think I'd want him going into meat coma or anything. Most of the voters are west of me and they'd get mighty angry if he slept through their stops because I fed Santa prime rib.
I think you'd get extra presents though for leaving him a big old slab of PR and a cold brew. Just saying....
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:13 AM   #5
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I've never tried "Smoked cookies" & "Smoked Milk".
I suppose it could be good.

Would Reindeer Jerky be ironic, or mean?
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:21 AM   #6
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I was kind of thinking, poor old Santa probably hates milk and cookies at this point. I mean, could you imagine spending 24 hours straight working your arse off delivering presents to probably a billion houses, and your only sustenance is milk and cookies? I'm surprised that farker isn't in a diabetic coma for almost a whole farking year (wait a minute, that does explain a lot). Maybe he could use some protein? Actually, he could probably use fiber the most, but I don't see bran muffins winning a throwdown or catching Santa's interest either. Now, a short end of ribs....I'll bet he would go completely farking nuts and eat that right up! You might even get an extra gift in your stockings.

I could be wrong though.
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:35 AM   #7
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I've never tried "Smoked cookies" & "Smoked Milk".
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Would Reindeer Jerky be ironic, or mean?
I have a coworker who cooks rabbit for Easter
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I think you'd get extra presents though for leaving him a big old slab of PR and a cold brew. Just saying....
Can santa drink and fly? I'd hate to leave him a beer and shot of jager and he goes to jail and I ruin Christmas. Just sayin...
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Old 12-13-2010, 02:09 PM   #9
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It most definitely is a gloves off everything goes Throw Down. I bet Santa would want some nice potato skins, perhaps in kit form.
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I would think that BBQ Santa would want to get charcoal in his stocking for Christmas, but I doubt that pictures of coals will score high in a throwdown.
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Can santa drink and fly? I'd hate to leave him a beer and shot of jager and he goes to jail and I ruin Christmas. Just sayin...
I think so. Rudolph pretty much handles all the navigation. All he does is kick back and enjoy the ride. I read somewhere that his ride is pretty much fully automated now. I was thinking of leaving him a big bowl of chili with some good heat to it, but I don't want to give the old guy a case of the chits while he's making deliveries. Maybe some tamales, just saying....
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I'm soooo thinking "Reindeer Jerky"!
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I was thinking the same thing ... to some extent. The difference though is that these are left out for Santa at about 9:00pm by the kids and Santa doesn't get them until midnight. I don't think I'd want to leave a steak out that long. Presumably Santa also would want something high in carbs. I don't think I'd want him going into meat coma or anything. Most of the voters are west of me and they'd get mighty angry if he slept through their stops because I fed Santa prime rib.
Nice gesture Gore but don't want him to get the meat sweats..
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I think he needs something with a bone or skewer in it to hold with one hand while he holds the reigns with the other. This is definitely a one hand cook.
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