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Unread 10-17-2010, 12:20 AM   #1
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Default i got the itch... now my fingers burn....

no it's not misplaced it belongs in Qtalk... i know what you are thinkin... MMMMEAT is outta the woodpile... no way!!... but yea i got the itch to do up some ABTs.... and had extra bacon... so had to do some baconwrapped hotdogs with leftover dogs from pigs in a blanket... and then still had even more left over bacon so i decided to hit up some FET's....and then while i was at it i'd throw a banana on too...

everything was cooked on UG tonight... it was about that hot... and cooked about that long... just so ya know. I was using regular ole bluebag K and some hickory chunks


the ABT's were filled with some nice EDAM from holland of course wrapped in bacon, then... for a twist.. i added my pigcandy sugar mix to it and .... i must say i think i did good


guess the banana came before the FET's



FET's... Wat in the FARK is a FET... i dunno who invented it but, they are my hero... i used chunky PB on top of a slice of banana wrapped in bacon, FET stands for FAT ELVIS TURD, and boy is it a great dessert



i had to make room for the FETs so i flamed up the bacondogs to crisp them up a bit


DAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG they look almost good nuff to eat... oh they were!!


all that was left was the banana's


one thing i did learn tonight... when ya do want to smoke banana... make sure they are JJJJUUUSSSTTT starting to get their black spots... they need the ripeness, the banana that i used was a lil too unripe, and just didnt have the sweetness as the last time i did one, so i threw some brown sugar atop, tossed it under the broiler and let it do it's thing.. it needs to be sweet for putting on icecream like i like...


oh you still wanna know why my fingers burn??? do some ABT's and you'll find out, not my whole finger.... but right under the nail.... skeered to touch my eyes... and i gotta pee soon.... im worried....
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Unread 10-17-2010, 03:01 AM   #2
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Your fingers burn from touching Japs?
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Fark you is funny KEv.....!
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Looks great! I would definitely BobBrisket that!

I have to admit, I really want to take this thread to Woodpile. But instead i imagine these pictures will wind up in Gore's thread!
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Woohoo!!
FETs spotted in the wild!

As the originator of the FET I'm curious about the peanut butter used. Was it the mass market stuff that has hydrogenated vegetable oil in it or the natural stuff? I've only used the natural stuff (peanuts and salt) as I was concerned about the hydrogenated stuff melting.
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Fatty I just used extra crunchy skippy....shoot the nanner "melted" more than the PB did.

But I encourage EVERYONE to try these they are FANFRIGGINTASTIC !!!!!!ˇˇˇˇˇˇˇ And great cold the next morn....simply awesome warm after a rest pulled from the pit....these need to go in the BRETHREN glossary!!!! With credit goin to the man who invented them mr fattymax hisself ....can I git an amen

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Nice job, mmmmeat!

BTW, they came up with a product that will eliminate your finger burning...



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I didn't have an itch, but reaching into the BGE searing steaks at 650 was a bad idea and my fingers did get a bit burned.



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oooooMAMA!!!!
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why do you have a slug on ur finger? shake it off man!
holy cr@p!
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oh man,my eyes started to water when i saw that
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If your fingers burn from jalapenos, stay away from REAL hot peppers! Grub looks Great.
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Wow that looks nasty!! I remember doing that when I touched a hot metal plate at work. (someone did not mark it as HOT)
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Better your fingers than other extremities. Looks good and those Bananas are killer.
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Stomach was growling looking at these pics then I saw that nasty finger....OUCH!!! FET's.....WOW!!!
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