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Old 09-21-2004, 10:30 AM   #1
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Here ya go....

Don't you have any hookers under 40? - guest

I was handling the porta potty guy - greg

somebody's gotta pop the cherry sometime - shock

bdubada bdubada bdubada BOOM! - shock

I'm Shock and I approve of this message

Fire. Goooood. - Shock

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I got to feed the Poohbah!

I think I creamed my pants

Holy ****! We're drinking farking jet fuel! - Shock (after spitting shine on the bonfire)

Dark meat is darker

Fark! That's hot!

I think it's lit

You can eat it or shove it up your ass - guest

I poked it really hard - Mark

The bimbo, dip****.

He was farked on phonics.

He ruined my movement - greg

I almost got drunk from the bimbo's farking breath

What is plastic wood? A dildo, dude.

Something didn't agree with you...like the 11 of us.

I think we should put towels on our head, load up in the truck and go ask for a tour of the nuke plant.

I just have one question - have you **** your pants yet?

That was farking wet, man!

He's a jenga-master

shutup shutup! sip sip
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Old 09-21-2004, 10:42 AM   #2
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Those are hilarious.
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Old 09-21-2004, 10:57 AM   #3
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Those are hilarious.
Especially if you were there.
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Old 09-21-2004, 11:00 AM   #4
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I only recognize a couple, but they are all pretty funny.

I can imagine the context.

Too funny

That was farking wet, I bet that was something coming from Dave's ass
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Old 09-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #5
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LMAO
Are any of the brothers into video...You guys should make a short film.....
Possible titles...Quest for Fatties.....Bash Bound ( a brothers story)
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:32 PM   #6
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Of certain types....yes
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:45 PM   #7
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Phil: What's that? Bill: Every farking peanut in my house
Hmmmmmm
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Old 09-21-2004, 12:57 PM   #8
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Phil: What's that? Bill: Every farking peanut in my house
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Old 09-21-2004, 01:32 PM   #9
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Go ahead, waste your money. Squirrels love it though
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Old 09-21-2004, 02:05 PM   #10
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Just thinking that if you fed them enough jap nuts you could leave the peppers out of the marinade, Squirrel kabobs were invented in Illinois....Right?
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Old 09-21-2004, 02:23 PM   #11
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No, but the Prairie Dog Butt Plug was.
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Old 09-21-2004, 02:51 PM   #12
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I was cleaning up the yard after the St Louis guys broke camp.

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Holy ****, Shock finished that bottle of Troutman's wine.
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Old 09-21-2004, 07:03 PM   #13
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bash bites, on the way to the bash

phil: hey bruce why dont we stop of at white castle and get a crave case for the guys
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Amen BRD - I can relate to every farking one and wasn't there. LMFAO
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:50 AM   #15
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LOL Just re-read these. That was a good time.
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