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Old 05-10-2010, 07:06 PM   #1
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I have a chance to go into my meat sponsors butchering room, and ask for the cuts I want. Let me re-phrase, I can go into the locker, and tell the butcher how I want him to cut my stuff, for free (sponsored).

Any help would be awesome. I know what to look for in pre-cut meat. But, when you have the chance to stand there and tell the butcher how to cut, what do you look for?

What (besides, get as much loin in the shoulder as you can) do you look for?

Help.
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:56 PM   #2
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The silence is deafening.... LOL
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:34 PM   #3
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I'll guess I'll just be thankful and gracious.
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:39 PM   #4
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Wish I could help you bro... I mean, I know what to look for in packaged goods, I know how loose a brisket should feel, I know the bigger the MM on a butt the better, but to tell you how it should be cut is beyond me...
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:40 PM   #5
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Wish I could help you bro... I mean, I know what to look for in packaged goods, I know how loose a brisket should feel, I know the bigger the MM on a butt the better, but to tell you how it should be cut is beyond me...

I kind of figured that much, but I also figured it wouldn't hurt to try.
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Old 05-11-2010, 02:56 PM   #6
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Bring Hooters' waitresses with you.

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Old 05-11-2010, 02:59 PM   #7
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Old 05-11-2010, 03:33 PM   #8
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Wait, you want to see PimpSmoke with butt glitter????
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Old 05-11-2010, 03:34 PM   #9
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Wait, you want to see PimpSmoke with butt glitter????
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Old 05-11-2010, 04:57 PM   #10
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again???
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:03 PM   #11
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well since it is in your backyard!
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Old 05-11-2010, 06:48 PM   #12
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Tell them to leave extra meat on the ribs (beef and pork).
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Old 05-11-2010, 06:53 PM   #13
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She didnt get them stolen yet?
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Tell them to leave extra meat on the ribs (beef and pork).

I on occassion while judging I run into someone who knows a butcher and brings to a contest the biggest fattest rib sections with a huge unatural chunk of loin still attached to the top of the rib (looks like a dam Camel).
You would be surprized the comments from the judges after turn in...
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:24 PM   #15
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She didnt get them stolen yet?
Not yet, thanks to the BBQ Jeebus.
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