If you could ask ONE question ...

G$ · 02-06-2010, 05:41 PM

If you could ask ONE question to ONE competition cook, and you would be guaranteed to get the true and honest answer (or at least what they believe to be true), who would you ask, and what one question would it be?

(I don't know my own yet, I'll post it when I think of it)

EDIT: I want to add a third item. How much would you be willing to pay for it?

So:
1) Who are you asking?
2) What is the question?
3) How much is it worth?

This is just for fun, but also a pretty serious question. What do you think?

CMALANGA · 02-06-2010, 07:48 PM

1. Chris Lilly
2. Is MSG a component to your winning turn-ins?
3. $0.99

CajunSmoker · 02-06-2010, 07:52 PM

Todd (Pork Pullin Plowboys)
What is the exact recipe for Yardbird

Price would probably have to be negotiated with a couple of lawyers

monty3777 · 02-06-2010, 09:48 PM

Though I can't think of any one cook I'd like to ask my question to, the question would be in relation to my best ribs, butt, chicken, brisket, and whole hog:

Is this any good? What would you change?

This is not meant to be a joke - I think that would be the most helpful thing for me right now.

CivilWarBBQ · 02-06-2010, 10:08 PM

Person: Fred Gould
Question: Is there brisket in Heaven?
Worth: Priceless

G$ · 02-06-2010, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monty3777

Though I can't think of any one cook I'd like to ask my question to, the question would be in relation to my best ribs, butt, chicken, brisket, and whole hog:

Is this any good? What would you change?

This is not meant to be a joke - I think that would be the most helpful thing for me right now.

That is a good idea, but it's five questions.

watertowerbbq · 02-06-2010, 10:37 PM

Person: Darren Warth
Question: How can I make brisket as good as you?
Price: Bottle of Jack (or whatever is his beverage of choice)

Muzzlebrake · 02-06-2010, 10:53 PM

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monty3777 · 02-07-2010, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G$

That is a good idea, but it's five questions.

TN_BBQ · 02-07-2010, 07:21 AM

Johnny Trigg
Can I do like Paul and come to your house one weekend for rib school?
Same price Paul paid, plus a house-warming gift...maybe a jar of corn liquor from TN (does Johnny drink? if not...maybe some apple butter)

HBMTN · 02-07-2010, 08:33 AM

Who- Any one top 20 at the Jack

Question- Can I come to a comp and see/help every detail of everything the entire weekend.

Price- I'd pay every detail of the entire competition. Entry fee, meats, supplies, beer, transportation. So long as it was not across the country or something out of the normal expense. Say $700-$1200

Podge · 02-07-2010, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogBack Mtn Comp BBQ Team

Who- Any one top 20 at the Jack

Question- Can I come to a comp and see/help every detail of everything the entire weekend.

Price- I'd pay every detail of the entire competition. Entry fee, meats, supplies, beer, transportation. So long as it was not across the country or something out of the normal expense. Say $700-$1200

damn !!.. i'd almost have to consider that !

Capn Kev · 02-07-2010, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogBack Mtn Comp BBQ Team

Who- Any one top 20 at the Jack

Question- Can I come to a comp and see/help every detail of everything the entire weekend.

Price- I'd pay every detail of the entire competition. Entry fee, meats, supplies, beer, transportation. So long as it was not across the country or something out of the normal expense. Say $700-$1200

That's a great proposition! Better than paying to go to a class...you get first hand experience right there in the heat of action! Great idea.

pigmaker23 · 02-07-2010, 09:20 AM

ok $1200 should do it , lol

G$ · 02-07-2010, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HogBack Mtn Comp BBQ Team

Who- Any one top 20 at the Jack

Question- Can I come to a comp and see/help every detail of everything the entire weekend.

Price- I'd pay every detail of the entire competition. Entry fee, meats, supplies, beer, transportation. So long as it was not across the country or something out of the normal expense. Say $700-$1200

They'd give you the honest answer: "No. 1200 bucks please

."

02-06-2010, 05:41 PM	#1
G$ is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 01-01-05 Location: Southern Arizona Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	If you could ask ONE question ... If you could ask ONE question to ONE competition cook, and you would be guaranteed to get the true and honest answer (or at least what they believe to be true), who would you ask, and what one question would it be? (I don't know my own yet, I'll post it when I think of it) EDIT: I want to add a third item. How much would you be willing to pay for it? So: 1) Who are you asking? 2) What is the question? 3) How much is it worth? This is just for fun, but also a pretty serious question. What do you think? Last edited by G$; 02-06-2010 at 05:43 PM.. Reason: addition

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CajunSmoker is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 02-06-07 Location: Rolling down the river between St Louis and New Orleans Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Todd (Pork Pullin Plowboys) What is the exact recipe for Yardbird Price would probably have to be negotiated with a couple of lawyers __________________ Rodger How y'all are? I'm glad you got to see me I guarontee Justin Wilson 4/24/1914 - 09/05/2001 CAJUN QUE KREWE Proud ARKLAFO KCBS member & CBJ#24398 Twin CoonAss Ugly Drum Smokers Brinkman Smoke King Deluxe Brinkman Gourmet ECB with super chicken mods Weber OTS kettle

02-06-2010, 09:48 PM	#4
monty3777 is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-13-08 Location: Happytown, IA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Though I can't think of any one cook I'd like to ask my question to, the question would be in relation to my best ribs, butt, chicken, brisket, and whole hog: Is this any good? What would you change? This is not meant to be a joke - I think that would be the most helpful thing for me right now. __________________ John 21:9

02-06-2010, 10:37 PM	#7
watertowerbbq is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 11-07-07 Location: Ankeny, IA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Person: Darren Warth Question: How can I make brisket as good as you? Price: Bottle of Jack (or whatever is his beverage of choice) __________________ Matt Head Cook Water Tower BBQ Coming this Fall.......BWS Extended Party! BWS Competitor (sold 2012) WSM - 18.5" - 2009 (sold 2011) WSM - 18.5" - 2004 (sold 2010) Superfast Orange Thermopen KCBS CBJ, Railroad Detective

02-06-2010, 10:08 PM	#5
CivilWarBBQ is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 08-08-07 Location: Cartersville, GA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Person: Fred Gould Question: Is there brisket in Heaven? Worth: Priceless

02-06-2010, 10:53 PM	#8
Muzzlebrake Babbling Farker Join Date: 09-22-06 Location: Pleasant Valley NY Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	you what are the next winning powerball numbers? 1/2 __________________ Sean Keever "What sort of people are these charcoal masters? They behaved badly and were unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their clothes were wrinkled and old. They drank beer to and from the crab house and they made rude noises while we cooked." Tao of Charcoal

02-07-2010, 07:21 AM	#10
TN_BBQ is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-02-08 Location: Knoxville, TN Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Johnny Trigg Can I do like Paul and come to your house one weekend for rib school? Same price Paul paid, plus a house-warming gift...maybe a jar of corn liquor from TN (does Johnny drink? if not...maybe some apple butter) __________________ Life's a party with a Backwoods Party!

02-07-2010, 08:33 AM	#11
HBMTN is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-16-08 Location: Fairfield, Virginia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Who- Any one top 20 at the Jack Question- Can I come to a comp and see/help every detail of everything the entire weekend. Price- I'd pay every detail of the entire competition. Entry fee, meats, supplies, beer, transportation. So long as it was not across the country or something out of the normal expense. Say $700-$1200

02-07-2010, 09:20 AM	#14
pigmaker23 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 08-17-06 Location: Albany, NY Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	ok $1200 should do it , lol __________________ Eric Johnson / "The Sultan of Smoke" Mr. Bobo's Traveling BBQ Allstars ! *2009 Jack Daniels World BBQ BrisketChampion* *_______________________________________* *Backwoods Fatboy (2) & a Chubby* *Jedmaster " BabyJed" Ring of Fire* *OK Joe 84" Offset* *Meadowcreek PR -72 Trailer*

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