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Unread 03-01-2004, 03:28 PM   #1
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Alright, brothers, I finally have me a heavy gauge pit. After all of your valued advice, I went ahead with a 1/4" inch thick horizontal bbq pit. Why? Could not for the life of me find a 'dera in my neck of the woods. Got tired of dealing with Home Despot. Bottom line: they demonstrated very little interest in helping me secure a Bandera from out of state. I was also attracted to the heavy steel construction - my hope is that it will give me an advantage in terms of heat retention and fire management.

Therefore, after a long hiatus, I'm back. And I've just put together my brand new Brinkmann Cimarron, not the fancy deluxe kind, but the plain one. It is beautifooool! Heavy m-farker, too. almost broke my back putting him/her together.

We need to name him/her. I suppose before we do that, we need to agree on gender. Any input is appreciated.
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Unread 03-01-2004, 03:30 PM   #2
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Welcome back Cue!!
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Unread 03-01-2004, 07:21 PM   #3
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My 4 yr old's boy friend at preschool's name is Cameron. That fits.

Since Home Despot gave you such a hard time though, I would offer Desperado as the name of your cooker. No only is it South Western, but you got a Farking Eagles theme song, just like Black Betty (who had the Black Betty cooker? SoCal? I can't recall)
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Coolie'O is Back!!!

I think a Cimmaron is definately female. How about Cimmering "Cynthia".

?????????boooooooo..hissssssssssssss.
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damn, I just got bitch slapped by Mary
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How about back breaking bitch?
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How about Cimmering "Cynthia".
That's my x's name. Bad name for a smoker.
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That is my new name for the ex. What a coincidence.
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That's my x's name. Bad name for a smoker.
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How about back breaking bitch?


That is my new name for the ex. What a coincidence.

That made me laugh out loud Greg. I did the "Ex Mod" about 11 years ago, so I totally understand...
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How about "HMF II"
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Dinkman?
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There used to be a realy big and heavy guy with last name of Brinkmann, everyone called him "Binkie". "Binkie" might fit that heavy farker you got.
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"Back breaking bitch", although appropiate, may be hard to explain to the women in my life. HMF II, Dinkman, et al - they rock!
But, Big Al, "Binkie" it is, in memory (actually, is he dead?) of the HMF'r from your town.

I also think that "Binkie" may appeal to my very young kids. Again, "Back Breaking Bitch" may not as much.

Thank you, ma' brothas! I'll alert you to when I loose my 'cue virginity. I'm thinking a butt may be good to start with, no pun intended.
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