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Unread 03-12-2008, 09:18 PM   #46
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they just stood there, mouths open.. lookin at me.. All I can say to them was "SAY NOTHING... Go get the mop." James came back with the Marinade Mop which I didnt think was funny.. (I actually did).
THAT is some funny chit . Thanks for bumping the thread Dive! I was rollin on the floor.
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Unread 03-12-2008, 09:20 PM   #47
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Probably one of the funniest things I have EVER read in my life.


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FARKING FWOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!
One of the funniest phrases ever typed!
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needs to be a sticky
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One of the funniest phrases ever typed!
I totally agree Ron-0. What is amazing is that Mavis spelled it right...I think...who knows.
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This and other threads such as 'Uncle Farker' and the famous 'Peanut Thread' can be found in the Woodpile under KCquers Roadmap to The Woodpile

I think it should be required reading for all new brothers (and some of us that may have forgotten where we came from...).
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Going to the woodpile tocheck them out!
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Damn...been gone a few weeks and come back to read this one. I laughed so hard I about pi$$ed my pants.

Sorry to hear about your mess but damn that was funny....in a sick and sad way but never the less....had me laughing out loud...so loud one of my work mates came by and read it as well and they began to laugh so loud other staff wanted to know what was so funny. Not suppose to be on these sites at work... I damn near had to take him down to protect my privacy. I started thinking about "War of the Worlds" when Tom Cruise had to take the other fellow out because his big mouth. If that is what it takes to maintain my privacy on here...so be it :)
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I'm glad this thread got resurrected..........I laughed my arse off!!! I had similar experiences with pickle jars and full Kool Aid pitchers falling outta the fridge and making a mess...........I know what a pain it is to clean that stuff while my wife is watching over my shoulder making sure I get ever nook and cranny. I busted my gut when I read about your son getting the sauce mop...........hilarious.
Thanks for sharing...
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Hilarious! Your boy James is an all-star! I would've done the same thing!

As for the mess all over the place, makes me glad I've got 5 gallon food grade buckets with lids.

Not BBQ related, but similar situation--I'm a bagpiper, and because I play a leather bag and not synthetic, I've got to season it every once in a while with this snotty looking liquid. So, I warm it up from its solid state to snotty state, pour it into my bag, cork off all the openings, and blow up the bag so it's nice and tight. I'm shaking it, swirling it, flipping it all over the place to make sure the seasoning gets in all the nooks and crannies when a cork (which happens to be facing the floor from about 4 feet off the ground) pops and to quote the Poobah "FARKING FWOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Chunky, snotty looking stuff all over the kitchen floor, cabinets, walls, fridge, my feet, legs, etc. I looked and sounded like 3am had-too-many-at-the-bar-and-didn't-eat-enough vomit landing all over the place. My reaction was pretty much the same...angry and dumbfounded all at once.

I've learned my lesson since.
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HeHeHe funny as always. I needed this laugh about right now at work...had to shut my door
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ROTFLMAO!!! Worst nightmare come true!!!
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LOFLMFAO!!! Sorry for your hassles bro...but I couldn't help a good side splitter at your expense.
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Hilarious! Your boy James is an all-star! I would've done the same thing!

As for the mess all over the place, makes me glad I've got 5 gallon food grade buckets with lids.

Not BBQ related, but similar situation--I'm a bagpiper, and because I play a leather bag and not synthetic, I've got to season it every once in a while with this snotty looking liquid. So, I warm it up from its solid state to snotty state, pour it into my bag, cork off all the openings, and blow up the bag so it's nice and tight. I'm shaking it, swirling it, flipping it all over the place to make sure the seasoning gets in all the nooks and crannies when a cork (which happens to be facing the floor from about 4 feet off the ground) pops and to quote the Poobah "FARKING FWOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Chunky, snotty looking stuff all over the kitchen floor, cabinets, walls, fridge, my feet, legs, etc. I looked and sounded like 3am had-too-many-at-the-bar-and-didn't-eat-enough vomit landing all over the place. My reaction was pretty much the same...angry and dumbfounded all at once.

I've learned my lesson since.
There is the same reason I switched to a synthetic bag long ago. I used to be a purest and would only play sheep skin and cane reeds. That was until my leather blow valve gave out and I got a mouth full of seasoning. That stuff tastes like chit.

I have been very happy with my Shepard bag and Rocket reeds for about 7 years now.
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OMG this the best laugh that I have had in a while.
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