How to roast a whole pig.

jgh1204 · 04-14-2009, 02:00 PM

This is pretty funny and informative.

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Raúl: Tell them to leave on the head, feet, tail and BOTH ears.
Jorge: This is especially important if you purchase your pig from a professional pig fighter as it is a long-standing tradition for the victorious matador to slice the ear off of the hog for a souvenir!
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Glenn: If your hog arrives frozen, don't freak out! It will probably arrive in a huge plastic bag stuffed into a huge cardboard box -- looking something like that bargain casket we bought several years ago for Uncle Victor...
Jorge: ... nobody liked Uncle Victor very much!

Mark · 04-14-2009, 02:24 PM

Thanks. That was a good read full of practical advice. My only question is would a full keg of beer suffice if no garden hose is available for fire protection?

04-14-2009, 02:00 PM	#1
jgh1204 Babbling Farker Join Date: 12-26-04 Location: Selma, TX(You better slow down when you hit town) Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How to roast a whole pig. This is pretty funny and informative. .... Raúl: Tell them to leave on the head, feet, tail and BOTH ears. Jorge: This is especially important if you purchase your pig from a professional pig fighter as it is a long-standing tradition for the victorious matador to slice the ear off of the hog for a souvenir! .... Glenn: If your hog arrives frozen, don't freak out! It will probably arrive in a huge plastic bag stuffed into a huge cardboard box -- looking something like that bargain casket we bought several years ago for Uncle Victor... Jorge: ... nobody liked Uncle Victor very much! __________________ Wannabe BBQ Illuminati

04-14-2009, 02:24 PM	#2
Mark somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: St. Peters MO Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thanks. That was a good read full of practical advice. My only question is would a full keg of beer suffice if no garden hose is available for fire protection? __________________ Dr. Mark (STL) Ph.D. (honorary) Bovine $hitology A thin line separates paranoia from an acute understanding of reality.

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