Your WORST Box Ever! (What Not to Turn in!) - Page 15

Smokedelic · 07-12-2010, 05:02 PM

LOL...curiosity got the best of me so I did some digging. These are from the first contest I took pics at, 3rd contest overall in 2005. I got a chuckle out of these, especially when I looked back and saw the brisket actually got a call. For those who are wondering, the brisket is the 3rd pic.

What a mess....

mrice2311 · 07-13-2010, 02:16 AM

First time putting pork in a box. My "plan" didn't work out, and then I ran out of time and had to turn in something...

Richman2000 · 08-05-2010, 12:14 PM

This is a great thread. Instead of looking at all the boxes to see how to do it, I get to see how not to.

Thanks.

Frank Sacco · 08-09-2010, 09:33 PM

Battle of the BBQ Brethren 2010 - Team: I like smoke and lightning, Category: Breakfast sausage.

lynnaepdx · 09-09-2010, 11:24 PM

O M G!
Ok...the smiley-faced pork turn-in had me damn near spittin Pepsi all over my computer! I sadly do not have any photos of my turn-ins...otherwise you'd be seeing some of my handy work..hahahah!!

Very funny!

Lynnae

swamprb · 09-10-2010, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by lynnaepdx

O M G!
Ok...the smiley-faced pork turn-in had me damn near spittin Pepsi all over my computer! I sadly do not have any photos of my turn-ins...otherwise you'd be seeing some of my handy work..hahahah!!

Very funny!

Lynnae

...oh but I do!

jetfxr27 · 09-16-2010, 04:33 PM

Ok, folks. I have a Winner. Not in my category of course, but in WORST TURN IN EVAR!

Got roped into the comp at the last second, worked alone and was at the end of a 30 hour shift. It wast an accomplishment, just cooking all 4 categories and making turn in. Didn't even take pix of the butt.

Rich Parker · 09-16-2010, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jetfxr27

Ok, folks. I have a Winner. Not in my category of course, but in WORST TURN IN EVAR!

Got roped into the comp at the last second, worked alone and was at the end of a 30 hour shift. It wast an accomplishment, just cooking all 4 categories and making turn in. Didn't even take pix of the butt.

Did anybody say anything to you about the brisket box being upside down?

I would eat those ribs.

jetfxr27 · 09-16-2010, 09:32 PM

Actually the boxes had the spots for portions. If you look at the Ribs (cough, cough) they are resting on the poertion area, LOL.

So on the Brisket I just turned the box upside down. This was a work sponsored event for United Way and there were only about 20 teams. Rules were not very existent.

Brewmaster · 09-26-2010, 09:39 PM

Hermann 2010 Brat category.

these are my Reuben Brats.

I had a problem with the 1000 Island dressing. I was planning on a nice drizzle across them when the bottle shot out a big blob. No time to clean them so I smeared it around, laughed, and shut the lid.

Appearance Scores:
9,8,8,8,7,7

11th place out of 29 teams

Cheers,

Nate

lynnaepdx · 09-26-2010, 09:49 PM

Brewmaster,
I hope you at least cleaned the little blob on the crease and left side of the box..ya know..for appearance score. Who am I kidding, 'course ya did

River City Smokehouse · 09-27-2010, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaster

Hermann 2010 Brat category.

these are my Reuben Brats.

I had a problem with the 1000 Island dressing. I was planning on a nice drizzle across them when the bottle shot out a big blob. No time to clean them so I smeared it around, laughed, and shut the lid.

Appearance Scores:
9,8,8,8,7,7

11th place out of 29 teams

Cheers,

Nate

Nathan, that isn't your worst box ever..................it's your.............wait for it..............wurst box ever!

Brewmaster · 09-27-2010, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by River City Smokehouse

Nathan, that isn't your worst box ever..................it's your.............wait for it..............wurst box ever!

It's official...............You are a total DORK.

CritterCook · 09-27-2010, 08:05 AM

Holy cow! That was really bad Jim.
Those brats did taste fantastic though. Glad the Judges were FORCED to at least try them....
Congrats on all the walks Nate and Ryan

3 Rivers BBQ · 10-15-2010, 12:46 PM

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09-16-2010, 04:33 PM	#217
jetfxr27 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 09-30-09 Location: Memphis Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ok, folks. I have a Winner. Not in my category of course, but in WORST TURN IN EVAR! Got roped into the comp at the last second, worked alone and was at the end of a 30 hour shift. It wast an accomplishment, just cooking all 4 categories and making turn in. Didn't even take pix of the butt. __________________ UDS', mUDS, COS. Weber gasser & kettle. Thermapen,Digiq2, Golden-Tiger

09-16-2010, 09:32 PM	#219
jetfxr27 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 09-30-09 Location: Memphis Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Actually the boxes had the spots for portions. If you look at the Ribs (cough, cough) they are resting on the poertion area, LOL. So on the Brisket I just turned the box upside down. This was a work sponsored event for United Way and there were only about 20 teams. Rules were not very existent. __________________ UDS', mUDS, COS. Weber gasser & kettle. Thermapen,Digiq2, Golden-Tiger

09-26-2010, 09:39 PM	#220
Brewmaster is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-05-07 Location: St. Louis Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hermann 2010 Brat category. these are my Reuben Brats. I had a problem with the 1000 Island dressing. I was planning on a nice drizzle across them when the bottle shot out a big blob. No time to clean them so I smeared it around, laughed, and shut the lid. Appearance Scores: 9,8,8,8,7,7 11th place out of 29 teams Cheers, Nate __________________ FEC-100 PG-500 Large Egg Weber Ranch Kettle BBQ070 (Lil Tex) BBQ075 (Texas) UDS

09-27-2010, 08:05 AM	#224
CritterCook Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 08-29-07 Location: Wildwood, MO Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Holy cow! That was really bad Jim. Those brats did taste fantastic though. Glad the Judges were FORCED to at least try them.... Congrats on all the walks Nate and Ryan __________________ Joel Sweet Britches BBQ Team "Bessie" and "Arnold" the UDS's 22.5 Weber Cookshack FE150 Char-Broil performance series-gas "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

10-15-2010, 12:46 PM	#225
3 Rivers BBQ Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 09-02-09 Location: Lexington, SC Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	<P><IMG src="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=46202&stc=1&d= 1287164571" width=266 height=266></P> <P>Not my best day.  But not the worst.</P> __________________ Horizontal Roadside Smoker, Perfect Flame Vertical LP Smoker, Weber Performer

08-05-2010, 12:14 PM	#213
Richman2000 Is lookin for wood to cook with. Join Date: 07-29-10 Location: Merced, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is a great thread. Instead of looking at all the boxes to see how to do it, I get to see how not to. Thanks.

09-09-2010, 11:24 PM	#215
lynnaepdx Is lookin for wood to cook with. Join Date: 04-19-09 Location: Portland, Oregon Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	O M G! Ok...the smiley-faced pork turn-in had me damn near spittin Pepsi all over my computer! I sadly do not have any photos of my turn-ins...otherwise you'd be seeing some of my handy work..hahahah!! Very funny! Lynnae

09-26-2010, 09:49 PM	#221
lynnaepdx Is lookin for wood to cook with. Join Date: 04-19-09 Location: Portland, Oregon Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Brewmaster, I hope you at least cleaned the little blob on the crease and left side of the box..ya know..for appearance score. Who am I kidding, 'course ya did

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