Step By Step Instructions (pron)

jacob · 05-31-2008, 10:44 PM

First the story (but you already knew that)

. Wife and her sister drove back to Georgia today to get daughter.(

) I stayed home sick today and had to make a marker for a family pet(wifes of 12 years) & and dig a big farking hole. Now remember I am sick, sick

. I get all this done and just get back inside to cool off. There back a few minutes later and my peaceful day run for cover.

Any who, it wasn't 5 minutes and she hollered back to the office. Did you drink my last diet coke? Of course not, you know I don't like them things.

Well now I'm out she exclaimed and went to the bat cave to relax.

Being the considerate husband that I obviously am, I did around in my pockets and come up with 150.00. So I venture into the Bat cave ever so cautious. Hey baby here some money if you want to go to the store and pick up a few things and some drinks.(duck

). My back hurting I can't go she says. Well I can barely stand on my feet so I can't go either. So we begin the you'll give in before I do mod.

I was determined to win this one!!!

Well it got later and later and she didn't even venture out into the early dusk of night. I thought Chit, I'm not going to win this one. So I get ready to go out for sodas and bread, usual stuff. Then it came too me, I teach her to send me out like this, especially when I am sick. So I decided I would buy stuff to cook outside on the smoker. I wanted burgers and Italian sausage. And the pron that follows is the results of my trip.

First make Fire

Cook some meat!!

Toast a bun and apply thin coat of hot bacon grease after toasting.

Add mayo.

Add maters

Add onion

Add pickles.

Add Lettuce

Add mild banana peppers

Add secret sauce

Add first layer of hamburger, cheese, bacon.

Repeat last step.

One more time

Apply cap and take picture.

And that brothers and sisters is why I am just now getting to eat my supper. Enjoy

Lumpy · 05-31-2008, 10:46 PM

holy bionic-burger batman!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

CornFed · 05-31-2008, 10:48 PM

now that’s a sandwich right there

Bossmanbbq · 05-31-2008, 11:05 PM

I want one......Ok maybe Two....

BBQ Grail · 05-31-2008, 11:10 PM

Did you wash it down with a "leaded" soda? Looks mighty tasty.

BBQchef33 · 05-31-2008, 11:11 PM

next your gonna say ya did that in one bite right?

;)

Midnight Smoke · 05-31-2008, 11:38 PM

Got to love it, the ultimate monster burger. Looks Great!

txschutte · 05-31-2008, 11:58 PM

Leave me alone. I had a damn good brisket that no one could see because Wyatt rigged the damned camera.

Norcoredneck · 06-01-2008, 01:17 AM

Now that's a $6 burger (Carl's Jr. Mod).

jacob · 06-01-2008, 07:01 AM

Yep it was pretty good, but eating the thing took some effort.
Just wait til you see what I do with tha Sausage.

OSD · 06-01-2008, 07:40 AM

Now that's a burger!!!

LMAJ · 06-01-2008, 07:48 AM

Let me get this right....
Bacon grease, mayo, and special sauce... I can feel my arteries closing up as I type this...
Oh yeah - that looks AWSOME!!!!

jacob · 06-01-2008, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LMAJ

Let me get this right....
Bacon grease, mayo, and special sauce... I can feel my arteries closing up as I type this...
Oh yeah - that looks AWSOME!!!!

Now you know if it wasn't capable of killing you dead it would have tasted like chit.

Cliff H. · 06-01-2008, 07:57 AM

That is one big burger.

What did you reinforce the bottom bun with ?

Smokin Gator · 06-01-2008, 08:10 AM

Now that is what I call a burger!!!

05-31-2008, 10:44 PM	#1
jacob Babbling Farker Join Date: 12-30-06 Location: North Georgia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Step By Step Instructions (pron) First the story (but you already knew that). Wife and her sister drove back to Georgia today to get daughter.() I stayed home sick today and had to make a marker for a family pet(wifes of 12 years) & and dig a big farking hole. Now remember I am sick, sick. I get all this done and just get back inside to cool off. There back a few minutes later and my peaceful day run for cover. Any who, it wasn't 5 minutes and she hollered back to the office. Did you drink my last diet coke? Of course not, you know I don't like them things. Well now I'm out she exclaimed and went to the bat cave to relax. Being the considerate husband that I obviously am, I did around in my pockets and come up with 150.00. So I venture into the Bat cave ever so cautious. Hey baby here some money if you want to go to the store and pick up a few things and some drinks.(duck). My back hurting I can't go she says. Well I can barely stand on my feet so I can't go either. So we begin the you'll give in before I do mod. I was determined to win this one!!! Well it got later and later and she didn't even venture out into the early dusk of night. I thought Chit, I'm not going to win this one. So I get ready to go out for sodas and bread, usual stuff. Then it came too me, I teach her to send me out like this, especially when I am sick. So I decided I would buy stuff to cook outside on the smoker. I wanted burgers and Italian sausage. And the pron that follows is the results of my trip. First make Fire Cook some meat!! Toast a bun and apply thin coat of hot bacon grease after toasting. Add mayo. Add maters Add onion Add pickles. Add Lettuce Add mild banana peppers Add secret sauce Add first layer of hamburger, cheese, bacon. Repeat last step. One more time Apply cap and take picture. And that brothers and sisters is why I am just now getting to eat my supper. Enjoy __________________ Weber One Touch Gold Smokers- Back In Stock Napoleon Apollo Smoker Courtesy of *Ray Lampe*

05-31-2008, 10:46 PM	#2
Lumpy Knows what a fatty is. Join Date: 05-24-08 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	holy bionic-burger batman!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... __________________ Great Outdoors Grill Co., Smoky Mountain Smoker Series: Model 3005C

05-31-2008, 11:05 PM	#4
Bossmanbbq is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 12-03-05 Location: Colorado Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I want one......Ok maybe Two.... __________________ Bossman www.bossmanbbq.com Peoria Custom Pit 24x72Treager Texas Style Smoker Whole Hog Country Smoker* " You can put all of the sauce on it you want, but you still have to master the art of cooking barbecue" - Mike Mills-

05-31-2008, 11:10 PM	#5
BBQ Grail somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-11-03 Location: Rocklin, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Did you wash it down with a "leaded" soda? Looks mighty tasty. __________________ Larry The best way to reach me is with email: larry@thebbqgrail.com

05-31-2008, 11:11 PM	#6
BBQchef33 Grand Poobah and Site Admin Join Date: 08-11-03 Location: Long Island, NY Downloads: 10 Uploads: 4	next your gonna say ya did that in one bite right? ;) __________________ Site Administrator and Grand PooBah CBJ with a Fuzzy Blue Hat, 18 Foot Competition Trailer, Customized Klose BYC, Custom Klose built MoAB (Mother of All Banderas) passed on to Big Dog, 1 Double Barreled Lang 84, 1 Heavily Modified Bionic Bandera, 1 Custom Super Medium Stickburning Spicewine w/stoker, 1 XL BGE, 1 Mini BGE, 1 Pit Barrel Cooker, 3 WSMs, 3 Weber Kettles, an NB Hondo, A Modified Brinkman Horizontal, DCS 48" Grill, a Broilmaster P3, a covered, pellet pooping FEC100, and our duck died. :( News Flash: "A mans worth is judged by the weight of his integrity " You know your getting older when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy Smoke on KC. WWW.BBQ-BRETHREN.COM

05-31-2008, 10:48 PM	#3
CornFed Knows what a fatty is. Join Date: 05-30-08 Location: Iowa Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	now that’s a sandwich right there

05-31-2008, 11:38 PM	#7
Midnight Smoke somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 01-24-08 Location: Southern Arizona Desert Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Got to love it, the ultimate monster burger. Looks Great! __________________ ************************ * Terry ~ aka Pork Smoker * XL-BGE Hatched 06/20/2008 09:42 pm ** * Couple Weber Kettles, CharGriller, UDS * * Ultra Fast Red Thermapen * Projects Kamado Restoration Bandera Restoration

05-31-2008, 11:58 PM	#8
txschutte Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 08-02-07 Location: Cozad, NE USA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Leave me alone. I had a damn good brisket that no one could see because Wyatt rigged the damned camera. __________________ "Bring it on, you bananna thong wearing killer of brisket!"-Chambers If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it. I'm such a ZERO. Team Whosoever Q If a man looks lustfully at eggs and bacon, he has already committed breakfast in his heart.

06-01-2008, 01:17 AM	#9
Norcoredneck somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-11-06 Location: Norco, Ca. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Now that's a $6 burger (Carl's Jr. Mod). __________________ *Low and Slow.....* *The Prontologist is in...* *Ok let's see your Butt!*

06-01-2008, 07:01 AM	#10
jacob Babbling Farker Join Date: 12-30-06 Location: North Georgia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yep it was pretty good, but eating the thing took some effort. Just wait til you see what I do with tha Sausage. __________________ Weber One Touch Gold Smokers- Back In Stock Napoleon Apollo Smoker Courtesy of *Ray Lampe* Last edited by jacob; 06-01-2008 at 08:10 AM..

06-01-2008, 07:40 AM	#11
OSD is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 12-22-05 Location: St. Petersburg, Fl. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Now that's a burger!!!

06-01-2008, 07:48 AM	#12
LMAJ Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-01-07 Location: Southeastern Pa Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Let me get this right.... Bacon grease, mayo, and special sauce... I can feel my arteries closing up as I type this... Oh yeah - that looks AWSOME!!!! __________________ L-M Official Pennsylvania MOINK Ball maker 1 Large BGE - 7/5/08 1 Large BGE and table - 8/29/12 1 18.5 new to me WSM Super Fast BLUE and RED Thermapen 1 - The Great Outdoors Smoker Sea Bug cooker 1 - Fantastic hubby - the original Big Al _______________________________________ Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

06-01-2008, 07:57 AM	#14
Cliff H. is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 03-03-07 Location: Jonesboro Arkansas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That is one big burger. What did you reinforce the bottom bun with ? __________________ Cliff

06-01-2008, 08:10 AM	#15
Smokin Gator Babbling Farker Join Date: 12-01-06 Location: Fernandina Beach FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Now that is what I call a burger!!! __________________ [SIZE="2"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Food! It's the second most important thing to a young man, and the most important to an old one.[/FONT][/SIZE] ______________________________________________ -Brent Smokin Gators BBQ Team Medium Amazin' Blue Spicewine - It's a Swamp Thing UDS Large BGE - Adopted Medium BGE - Adopted Weber 22 inch w/mods Weber SJP Stoker Weber Genesis Silver C Gasser Constant wood lurker FBA CBJ

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