**Grill Decency Agent Swamprb reporting for duty!**

swamprb · 05-22-2008, 11:05 AM

It was a good week for Agent Swamprb, sworn to answer the call to promote Grill Decency! Imagine-if you will, a world where ignored and abused grills are given a new lease on life, where ignitors ignite and kettles will shine and burn bright and bring sweet blue to backyards and comps all over this great country I am proud to call "home".

Case No. 8:25
A seemingly decent but unwanted Weber Genesis Silver B, cast out by a thickheaded and abusive owner that chose a shiny new Costco grill.

A little elbow grease and a good soaking

Case No. 8:34
Another example of post modern consumerism, a Red 22.5" One-Touch Silver date stamp ER. Cleaned up and used at my first comp of the year last Saturday, producing a Second Place finish with my Tri-Tip entry.

JD and swamprb collecting the "goods"

This report submitted for your approval.
Trolling craigslist's FREE section!
Grill Decency Agent Swamprb signing out.

Westexbbq · 05-22-2008, 11:09 AM

Roger that.
Nice going Agent Swamprb.
That's a big 10-4.

bbqbull · 05-22-2008, 11:28 AM

Very nice Agent Swamprb!

Amazing what some folks throw out.

Cabntmkr1 · 05-22-2008, 11:31 AM

Keep up the good work, Agent!

N8man · 05-22-2008, 12:22 PM

You set a shining example for us to follow! Well done, Sir, well done!
And Congratulations on the Comp.

Single Fin Smoker · 05-22-2008, 01:12 PM

Not suprised at this. I move to give Swamp a battlefield command!

Agents! Please remind all thick headed neighbors with shiny costco specials left uncovered, could cause airline pilots temporary blindness-----and the unthinkable.

Single Fin Smoker · 05-22-2008, 01:14 PM

Oh yeah, and thats a nice looking dual zoned fire you have going under them tri tips. Of course you got the red ribbon.

swamprb · 05-22-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Single Fin Smoker

Oh yeah, and thats a nice looking dual zoned fire you have going under them tri tips. Of course you got the red ribbon.

Very observant Finster! Red Oak and Wine Barrell staves for smoke! Quick sear on each side and moved to the low zone. Santa Maria on the top Bigmista on the bottom.

McClung · 05-22-2008, 07:09 PM

Hey Brian, there's a Dukane dirt cheap on Craigslist, southend.

swamprb · 05-22-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClung

Hey Brian, there's a Dukane dirt cheap on Craigslist, southend.

Free is dirt cheap to me! The South end is out of my retrieval range! Better left to a rookie Grill Decency Agent!
I cover S. Snohomish Co, Eastside and N. Seattle. (way home from work Mod)

McClung · 05-22-2008, 07:42 PM

Yeah, uh huh, sure you do....forget a little "yard art" you picked up around Spanaway recently?

Although, I suppose since it's $10 for a Dukane, I should do my part for grill decency......

swamprb · 05-22-2008, 10:18 PM

I took a lot of heat for that one! It was only a couple miles from the Volleyball Tournament, only missed one match!

beerguy · 05-23-2008, 05:33 AM

Good job. Im a rookie agent. I thought I had a 22 1/2 Weber kettle on Wed for 5 bucks. When I got there it was a 18 1/2, code DU (2002) and I bought it anyway. When I grow up I want to be just like you!

OSD · 05-23-2008, 08:02 AM

Well done Agent Swamprb! I can see more battlefield commendations in your future!!!

05-22-2008, 11:05 AM	#1
swamprb somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-27-06 Location: Bothell WA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Grill Decency Agent Swamprb reporting for duty! It was a good week for Agent Swamprb, sworn to answer the call to promote Grill Decency! Imagine-if you will, a world where ignored and abused grills are given a new lease on life, where ignitors ignite and kettles will shine and burn bright and bring sweet blue to backyards and comps all over this great country I am proud to call "home". Case No. 8:25 A seemingly decent but unwanted Weber Genesis Silver B, cast out by a thickheaded and abusive owner that chose a shiny new Costco grill. A little elbow grease and a good soaking Case No. 8:34 Another example of post modern consumerism, a Red 22.5" One-Touch Silver date stamp ER. Cleaned up and used at my first comp of the year last Saturday, producing a Second Place finish with my Tri-Tip entry. JD and swamprb collecting the "goods" This report submitted for your approval. Trolling craigslist's FREE section! Grill Decency Agent Swamprb signing out. __________________ Brian - Left Hand Smoke BBQ PNWBA 2010 Team of the Year BGE's/WSM's/BWS Gater/BDS Clones/Weber Performer w EZ-Que/Cajun Bandit/Rib-O-Lator Test Pilot/La Caja China/BBQ Guru/Weber 1000 RK Drum Coffee Roaster Follow Left Hand Smoke on Facebook!http://www.facebook.com/pages/Left-H...462391?sk=wall KCBS CBJ/PNWBA CBJ www.pnwba.com

05-22-2008, 11:09 AM	#2
Westexbbq Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 09-02-05 Location: Rockin' Lake Ronfarkoma, Hinterlands of BBQ . Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Roger that. Nice going Agent Swamprb. That's a big 10-4. __________________ Illuminated, circa 1967. KCBS CBJ-Texas Transplant. Texas Smokemaster offset, Well-cured NB Silver Smoker, Santa Fe grill (retired). glory bee gasser. Texas International Pop Festival, Labor Day 1969. IMBAS Certified. Just roll me up and smoke me when I die. Always remember, no matter where ya go, there you are. I wanna tell you 'bout Texas radio and the big beat. Someday, I hope to visit Penelope. Hondo Crouch, Famous Late Mayor of Lunkenbach, Texas who advocated a 'dillo diet: "You can eat nothing but armadillos for a month, but you will have to run down and catch all the armadillos you eat and it can really take the weight off!"

05-22-2008, 11:28 AM	#3
bbqbull Moderator Join Date: 12-27-05 Location: Mid Michigan Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Very nice Agent Swamprb! Amazing what some folks throw out. __________________ You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. KC I miss your advice. Heavily medicated for your protection. Klose Mobile Pit Klose Owners Reccomended Pit Cookshack Smokette Gasser Little Chief Smoker Large BGE Gifted to me my Pit Barrel Smoker

05-22-2008, 11:31 AM	#4
Cabntmkr1 is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 08-19-07 Location: Wichita, Ks. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Keep up the good work, Agent! __________________ New Braunfels Black Diamond Backwoods Patio Smoker ET-73 Maverick Wireless Thermometer ServSafe Certified Déjà Moo - The feeling you've heard that bull before.

05-22-2008, 12:22 PM	#5
N8man Babbling Farker Join Date: 05-09-07 Location: God's Country Ossipee-Osceola NC Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You set a shining example for us to follow! Well done, Sir, well done! And Congratulations on the Comp. __________________ N8man Average Joe Backyard Enthusiast How I Fire Up That Ugly DrumPit Smoker!!!!

05-22-2008, 01:12 PM	#6
Single Fin Smoker is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-11-06 Location: Huntington Beach California Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Not suprised at this. I move to give Swamp a battlefield command! Agents! Please remind all thick headed neighbors with shiny costco specials left uncovered, could cause airline pilots temporary blindness-----and the unthinkable. __________________ Sidartha translated: Every wish fullfilled Keiki Kai UDS(Norco II) WSM Webber Kettle True stainless kegerator w/cheap 1/2 barrel 10'6 EC single fin 10' Minchington 2-1 set up

05-22-2008, 01:14 PM	#7
Single Fin Smoker is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-11-06 Location: Huntington Beach California Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh yeah, and thats a nice looking dual zoned fire you have going under them tri tips. Of course you got the red ribbon. __________________ Sidartha translated: Every wish fullfilled Keiki Kai UDS(Norco II) WSM Webber Kettle True stainless kegerator w/cheap 1/2 barrel 10'6 EC single fin 10' Minchington 2-1 set up

05-22-2008, 07:09 PM	#9
McClung is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 03-19-08 Location: Edgewood, WA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey Brian, there's a Dukane dirt cheap on Craigslist, southend. __________________ [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Tim[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]The Good One Model 30/24P UDS Smoke and Thistle Competition Barbecue Team 1Lazy1 Brand, A Texas Original Lifetime member Displaced Texans [/SIZE] [I]THE SPICY FAIRY ROCKS![/I] [/FONT][/B]

05-22-2008, 07:42 PM	#11
McClung is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 03-19-08 Location: Edgewood, WA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yeah, uh huh, sure you do....forget a little "yard art" you picked up around Spanaway recently? Although, I suppose since it's $10 for a Dukane, I should do my part for grill decency...... __________________ [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Tim[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]The Good One Model 30/24P UDS Smoke and Thistle Competition Barbecue Team 1Lazy1 Brand, A Texas Original Lifetime member Displaced Texans [/SIZE] [I]THE SPICY FAIRY ROCKS![/I] [/FONT][/B] Last edited by McClung; 05-22-2008 at 08:40 PM..

05-22-2008, 10:18 PM	#12
swamprb somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-27-06 Location: Bothell WA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I took a lot of heat for that one! It was only a couple miles from the Volleyball Tournament, only missed one match! __________________ Brian - Left Hand Smoke BBQ PNWBA 2010 Team of the Year BGE's/WSM's/BWS Gater/BDS Clones/Weber Performer w EZ-Que/Cajun Bandit/Rib-O-Lator Test Pilot/La Caja China/BBQ Guru/Weber 1000 RK Drum Coffee Roaster Follow Left Hand Smoke on Facebook!http://www.facebook.com/pages/Left-H...462391?sk=wall KCBS CBJ/PNWBA CBJ www.pnwba.com

05-23-2008, 05:33 AM	#13
beerguy is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 05-05-05 Location: Fredericksburg Va Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good job. Im a rookie agent. I thought I had a 22 1/2 Weber kettle on Wed for 5 bucks. When I got there it was a 18 1/2, code DU (2002) and I bought it anyway. When I grow up I want to be just like you! __________________ I support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals Other half of the Cat Sass BBQ team Traeger BBQ100 18.5 " WSM X2 Weber Gold Kettle 22 1/2" Weber 18 1/2 " Brinkman Gourmet Smoker(retired) Brinkman 2400 Pro (using sideburner as Charcoal starter)

05-23-2008, 08:02 AM	#14
OSD is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 12-22-05 Location: St. Petersburg, Fl. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well done Agent Swamprb! I can see more battlefield commendations in your future!!!

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