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Old 04-06-2007, 09:03 AM   #1
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Monday morning one of my best friends and workout partner was feeling a little ill. Normally the first thing we talk about on Mondays while lifting are the meals we fixed over the weekend. He tells me he doesn't want to even have to think about meat then asks me if I have ever eaten pork that had a fecal smell to it!!! Seems his lower gut feels a little queezy and he is now known to us as Fecal Porkbelly Boy.
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:06 AM   #2
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Neil,
Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:17 AM   #3
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That is pretty much what we all said after we stopped laughing! Every time I see him now, all I can think of is, "have you ever ate pork that had a fecal smell to it"? Then I crack up laughing again.
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:53 AM   #4
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Sounds like someone did not wash their pork butt. ;)
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:54 AM   #5
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I just finished breakfast and now I can not keep the images out of my mind.
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:05 AM   #6
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Wow. That fellar is lucky he isnt in the local Emergency Room.

Neil I think this fella needs some quick cooking advice A.S.A.P. from a seasoned veteran like you.

Hope he turns out ok.
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:31 AM   #7
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Brings a whole new meaning to cooking butts....

"Mmmm, that's good chit!"
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:56 AM   #8
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That almost reminds me of when someone hands you a glass of milk and says taste this, I think it's bad.
No, that's ok, I'll trust you.
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:10 AM   #9
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Neil,
Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
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I gotta second that....
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:30 PM   #10
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"have you ever ate pork that had a fecal smell to it"?
There's a conversation starter if I ever heard one.
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Old 04-06-2007, 01:03 PM   #11
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Or ender!
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That's just wrong to bring this up right after lunch!
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Old 04-06-2007, 01:47 PM   #13
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There's a conversation starter if I ever heard one.

I should have saved this story for a Bash. It would've been a great bashbite.
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:18 PM   #14
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Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
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Well if it smells like Chit, tastes like Chit...then it's prolly CHIT!!!!....he shoulda tried using straight Mesquite wood and plenty of it..with the chimney vent CLOSED....it just might have made the Chit taste a tad better!!..LOL!!!!...Please pass the BBQ sauce quickly!!
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