Bad Pork

Neil · 04-06-2007, 09:03 AM

Monday morning one of my best friends and workout partner was feeling a little ill. Normally the first thing we talk about on Mondays while lifting are the meals we fixed over the weekend. He tells me he doesn't want to even have to think about meat then asks me if I have ever eaten pork that had a fecal smell to it!!! Seems his lower gut feels a little queezy and he is now known to us as Fecal Porkbelly Boy.

kickassbbq · 04-06-2007, 09:06 AM

Neil,
Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
Smoke On!!!!!

Neil · 04-06-2007, 09:17 AM

That is pretty much what we all said after we stopped laughing! Every time I see him now, all I can think of is, "have you ever ate pork that had a fecal smell to it"? Then I crack up laughing again.

Puppyboy · 04-06-2007, 09:53 AM

Sounds like someone did not wash their pork butt. ;)

icemn62 · 04-06-2007, 09:54 AM

I just finished breakfast and now I can not keep the images out of my mind.

bbqbull · 04-06-2007, 10:05 AM

Wow. That fellar is lucky he isnt in the local Emergency Room.

Neil I think this fella needs some quick cooking advice A.S.A.P. from a seasoned veteran like you.

Hope he turns out ok.

backyardchef · 04-06-2007, 10:31 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to cooking butts....

"Mmmm, that's good chit!"

bbqjoe · 04-06-2007, 10:56 AM

That almost reminds me of when someone hands you a glass of milk and says taste this, I think it's bad.
No, that's ok, I'll trust you.

Mooner · 04-06-2007, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kickassbbq

Neil,
Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
Smoke On!!!!!

I gotta second that....

Bigmista · 04-06-2007, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

"have you ever ate pork that had a fecal smell to it"?

There's a conversation starter if I ever heard one.

Arlin_MacRae · 04-06-2007, 01:03 PM

Or ender!

DaChief · 04-06-2007, 01:07 PM

That's just wrong to bring this up right after lunch!

Neil · 04-06-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigmista

There's a conversation starter if I ever heard one.

I should have saved this story for a Bash. It would've been a great bashbite.

Porkmeister · 04-06-2007, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kickassbbq

Neil,
Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!!
If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away.
But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT.
WTF?????????
Smoke On!!!!!

BINGO!!

Wi-Doe-Maker · 04-06-2007, 04:00 PM

Well if it smells like Chit, tastes like Chit...then it's prolly CHIT!!!!....he shoulda tried using straight Mesquite wood and plenty of it..with the chimney vent CLOSED....it just might have made the Chit taste a tad better!!..LOL!!!!...Please pass the BBQ sauce quickly!!

04-06-2007, 09:03 AM	#1
Neil Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-04-04 Location: St. Joseph, MI Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bad Pork Monday morning one of my best friends and workout partner was feeling a little ill. Normally the first thing we talk about on Mondays while lifting are the meals we fixed over the weekend. He tells me he doesn't want to even have to think about meat then asks me if I have ever eaten pork that had a fecal smell to it!!! Seems his lower gut feels a little queezy and he is now known to us as Fecal Porkbelly Boy. __________________ "You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you just might find you get what you need" Mange Bene Viva Bene! NB Bandera-Firebox & Baffle Mod, WSM, Weber: Performer(Col. Steve Austin Mod), WSM, Three 22 1/2" Kettles, 2 Brinkman Dual Zone Proffessional Grills, Smoky Joe, Uniflame Tabletop Gasser, Luhr-Jensen Big Chief, Turkey Fryer, Rocky Mountain Camp Stove & 3 UDS's. Last edited by Neil; 04-07-2007 at 04:19 AM..

04-06-2007, 09:06 AM	#2
kickassbbq is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-20-05 Location: mn Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Neil, Tell your friend when something tastes a Chitty, try not to eat eat!!!!!!!! If I even smell Chit, I kinda try and back away. But no, your friend not only smelled Chit, HE ATE IT. WTF????????? Smoke On!!!!! __________________ Smoke On!!!!!! www.kickassbbq.com

04-06-2007, 09:17 AM	#3
Neil Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-04-04 Location: St. Joseph, MI Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That is pretty much what we all said after we stopped laughing! Every time I see him now, all I can think of is, "have you ever ate pork that had a fecal smell to it"? Then I crack up laughing again. __________________ "You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you just might find you get what you need" Mange Bene Viva Bene! NB Bandera-Firebox & Baffle Mod, WSM, Weber: Performer(Col. Steve Austin Mod), WSM, Three 22 1/2" Kettles, 2 Brinkman Dual Zone Proffessional Grills, Smoky Joe, Uniflame Tabletop Gasser, Luhr-Jensen Big Chief, Turkey Fryer, Rocky Mountain Camp Stove & 3 UDS's.

04-06-2007, 09:53 AM	#4
Puppyboy Babbling Farker Join Date: 07-07-06 Location: Osage City, Kansas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds like someone did not wash their pork butt. ;) __________________ -Captain of Barkin Dawgs BBQ -KCBS Judge #21924 -36" Kingfisher Combo -New Braunfels Bandera (rescued) -Weber 22.5" Kettle (rescued) -A homemade trailer cooker -Concession trailer nicknamed "The Dawg House" http://www.facebook.com/BarkinDawgsBBQCatering

04-06-2007, 09:54 AM	#5
icemn62 Babbling Farker Join Date: 07-10-04 Location: Los Angeles, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I just finished breakfast and now I can not keep the images out of my mind. __________________ Weber Kettle, WSM, CharBroil Gas Grill, George Foreman Grilll I AM LOVING THE SMOKE WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

04-06-2007, 10:05 AM	#6
bbqbull Moderator Join Date: 12-27-05 Location: Mid Michigan Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Wow. That fellar is lucky he isnt in the local Emergency Room. Neil I think this fella needs some quick cooking advice A.S.A.P. from a seasoned veteran like you. Hope he turns out ok. __________________ You have never really lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. KC I miss your advice. Heavily medicated for your protection. Klose Mobile Pit Klose Owners Reccomended Pit Cookshack Smokette Gasser Little Chief Smoker Large BGE Gifted to me my Pit Barrel Smoker

04-06-2007, 10:31 AM	#7
backyardchef Babbling Farker Join Date: 11-05-04 Location: New York City Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Brings a whole new meaning to cooking butts.... "Mmmm, that's good chit!" __________________ Matt Fletcher's Brooklyn Barbecue The Hampton Smoker Blog: http://backyardchef.blogspot.com 7' Meadow Creek reverse flow w/ a 4' grill on the nose, named Large Marge 48" Klose Backyard Chef named Wubby Willy the Wonder Grill Weber Kettle named Georgiette ECB Spider Web Collector Model Char-Griller Smokin' Pro Firebrick Supremo

04-06-2007, 10:56 AM	#8
bbqjoe Banned Join Date: 01-16-06 Location: Wikieup Arizona Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That almost reminds me of when someone hands you a glass of milk and says taste this, I think it's bad. No, that's ok, I'll trust you.

04-06-2007, 01:03 PM	#11
Arlin_MacRae Moderator Join Date: 04-14-04 Location: Choctaw, OK Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Or ender! __________________ Arlin MacRae NB El Dorado Offset, Primo Oval Junior, Traeger Model 075 Pellet Pooper, Big Chief, Kingfisher Kooker 14" gas/wood combo, PBC Brethren Edition Home Brewer, Murderer of Squirrels, Armadillo Inspector Flaming Pig Head Mod Black (Stealth) Thermapen Driver - you saw NOTHING Certified KCBS BBQ Judge Missin' KC...

04-06-2007, 01:07 PM	#12
DaChief Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-28-07 Location: Melbourne, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That's just wrong to bring this up right after lunch!

04-06-2007, 04:00 PM	#15
Wi-Doe-Maker On the road to being a farker Join Date: 08-24-06 Location: Northern Catskill Mountains of NY Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bad Well if it smells like Chit, tastes like Chit...then it's prolly CHIT!!!!....he shoulda tried using straight Mesquite wood and plenty of it..with the chimney vent CLOSED....it just might have made the Chit taste a tad better!!..LOL!!!!...Please pass the BBQ sauce quickly!! __________________ Brinkman Smoke N Pit Professional Delux ...with Mods Weber Smokey Mountain

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