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Old 03-24-2014, 09:21 PM   #1
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Default ***SPECIAL***: Discussion Thread -> "Special Rules Chimney Steak Clusterfark" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

Our new Special TD category is...

"Special Rules Chimney Steak Clusterfark"

CATEGORY DESCRIPTION - READ BEFORE ENTERING

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1. You must cook a steak (beef steak only, please)
2. You must use lump charcoal as your fuel source
3. You must use a chimney starter as your grill, with a cooking grate on top as your cooking surface.
4. Your entry photo must have a slice of your steak on a fork.


Viking outfit optional.

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  • This is a totally open category as long as you follow the 4 rules above, and all of the other Throwdown rules..
  • Standard Throwdown rules apply (didn't I just say that?).
  • Multiple entries are both allowed, and encouraged.

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 4/4 through Sunday 4/27/14.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 4/28/14.


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The ENTRY and VOTE threads will follow Q-Talk rules, meaning QUALITY ON-TOPIC discussion of the category or entries only, please. Discussion is encouraged to take place in the DISCUSSION THREAD, but if you want a recipe, or are looking for details or have QUALITY ON-TOPIC comments to make about an entry or the category you can make them in the ENTRY or VOTE thread. Non-quality posts that are made here will be deleted and the offending member will be asked why they couldn't just post in the DISCUSSION thread instead, and in extreme cases or repeat offenders, disciplinary action WILL happen.

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Old 03-24-2014, 09:27 PM   #2
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Wait, we are promoting cannibalism now? Do we need a before pic of the beef cake as proof of what we trimmed up? I think the only ones I have are NSFW...
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This should be a good one.

Let's see, I have steak, chimney and a grate.

Only missing the viking costume.
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Wait, we are promoting cannibalism now? Do we need a before pic of the beef cake as proof of what we trimmed up? I think the only ones I have are NSFW...


Crap! Did I say "cake"?

Fark! This low carb diet is getting to me."mad: Consider that a Freudian slip.

I expect to see some good BEEF STEAKS!

Not BEEF CAKES.

I will go do a search and replace to switch all mentions of cake to steak.
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"Special Rules Chimney Steak Clusterfark"

Are you foolin'?

Oh wait... It's the April Special TD!

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No pranks. This is all Moose's idea. What could go wrong? Besides, it doesn't start until the 4th. No hope for any shenanigans in this one!
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Will there be any squirrel or foil points awarded for Viking Costumes?
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I wonder if Ray still has his Viking costume?
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Costume? I thought that was just everyday threads!
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Ummm...that's NOT a costume.

I guess you didn't know Ray is a real life Viking...
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I foresee a whole chitload of medium-rare ribeyes in the farking vote thread.

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What part of a beef cake is the ribeye?
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