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Old 02-24-2014, 12:47 PM   #1
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Lightbulb IN PROGRESS***SPECIAL***: Discussion Thread -> "Farking Double Cheeseburger" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

Our new Special TD category is...

"Farking Double Cheeseburger!"

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Oldyote's winning entry from the 2013 "National Burger Month" Throwdown


What can I say about the burger than hasn't already been said?

Still though, I think we need more burger.

Don't you?

So let's go for DOUBLE the BURGER! What the fark could be better than that?

How about CHEESE!!!

So this month you farkers can make ALL the farking DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS you want. This is your official notice of permission.

It's also your farking marching orders!

Now START MAKING SOME FARKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS ALREADY YOU FARKING MAGGOTS!!!!

Also:

  • This is not an open category, meaning you can cook anything you like as long as it is a farking double cheeseburger.
  • Standard Throwdown rules apply.
  • Multiple entries are both allowed, and encouraged.

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 2/28 through Sunday 3/30/14.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 3/31/14.


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Oh, and this is the official wack-my-doodle thread. Ron and Moose are very wise and are only going to stick their necks out far enough to trust me on posting the delinquent thread. I don't farking blame them. They have their work cut out for them already, and they certainly don't need me mucking around with the legitimate threads!

Actually, all that is tongue in cheek. I am thrilled and honored to be able to make a TD thread again. Thanks for reaching out and giving me the opportunity guys.

Now I'm getting all teary eyed and chit.

That's IT, someone get me a farking burger already! Make it a DOUBLE. With extra cheese.

***The below disclaimer is intended to offset any biggie type influences that may have otherwise occured to this TD and to prevent the wackadoodlification of any serious threads on this topic. BE ADVISED***

The ENTRY and VOTE threads will follow Q-Talk rules, meaning QUALITY ON-TOPIC discussion of the category or entries only, please. Discussion is encouraged to take place in the DISCUSSION THREAD, but if you want a recipe, or are looking for details or have QUALITY ON-TOPIC comments to make about an entry or the category you can make them in the ENTRY or VOTE thread. Non-quality posts that are made here will be deleted and the offending member will be asked why they couldn't just post in the DISCUSSION thread instead, and in extreme cases or repeat offenders, disciplinary action WILL happen.

Best of luck and even better eats to all!
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Old 02-24-2014, 12:47 PM   #2
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Burger!!!
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This is a good one.
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Wait! Why is this being posted by Bigabyte? Is this a real Throwdown? You realize he is the guy who created Special Rules?
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Is a Double Cheeseburger double the cheese, double the burger or double the meat in the burger? Can I enter a chicken filet burger?
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Shut up and eat your SPAM, Bob.
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wackadoodlification???

Did you mean Whackadoodle Defecation?
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This thread will be up to page three in no time!
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Old 02-24-2014, 01:12 PM   #9
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There are NO special rules.

Except that it has to be a double cheeseburger. That should go without saying, and double cheeseburgers are VERY special.

I was just informed that this TD may have already been Moosed though, but a good Moosing.

So when the fark are we going to start seeing some of these burgers? This seems to be taking a very long time.
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Fark, now I'm going to get pickled too!

In a good way.

Actually, I think I like what the pickle did.
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Deification! You guys are too much, I am humbled.

I'll be gentle
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Actually, upon re-reading it I thought I saw it say something about wackadoodle qualification. Is there such a thing?
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You sir a certainly a qualified whackadoodle.


So what about a triple double, multi cheese burger with onions and stuff
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As long as it's a "Farking Double Cheeseburger"!

Easy peasy.
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What if someone makes a burger out of cheese?
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