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Unread 10-21-2013, 06:40 PM   #1
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Default What are your favorite funny "Jabs" at other Teams?

While at Saturdays Eggfest in Manhattan, Ks, I was walking by a table
while a cook was slicing some meat in front of a eager taster and I couldn't
help myself and blurted out: Hey (insert name), is that the piece you dropped
on the ground?
He knew enough as to not take me seriously!

Looking for some more "jabs"! LOL
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Unread 10-21-2013, 06:44 PM   #2
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Darren, (Iowa's Smoky D's) loves to say to me all the damn time "You have 2 chances of beating me, slim and none"... and he was nice enough to remind me that I've not beaten him since 2007.
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Unread 10-21-2013, 09:43 PM   #3
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Darren, (Iowa's Smoky D's) loves to say to me all the damn time "You have 2 chances of beating me, slim and none"... and he was nice enough to remind me that I've not beaten him since 2007.
Yup but you have beaten him !
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Unread 10-22-2013, 08:31 AM   #4
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We aren't good enough yet to jab. Need all the good Karma we can get.
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We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers
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We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers
That's messed up. lol
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We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers
How about after the game 2 weeks ago?
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My stick burning friends give me grief about my 'easy bake oven'. I usually counter with asking them to try not to slam the firebox door every hour as I will be in the trailer sleeping.

A friend I compete with has been struggling with chicken all year. He had me taste his chicken rub, thinking that it is the problem. I told him that it was really good and he must just really suck at cooking.
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I had someone stick a rubber snake in my sleeping bag... I screamed like little girl and took off like the road runner...
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Favorite quote lately.
There are two things you need to do to win bbq contests.
1. Don't share everything you know .....
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I have put an Eagles magnet on at least 2 teams cookers. The first one won GC at that contest and kept the magnet.
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It smells like you are cooking hotdogs. Can I have one?
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We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers
Being a Redskins fan myself I like that
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when some one asks me "how much for your ribs", i've sent them to "friends" sites before saying "I think that guy over there is vending".
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We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers
The Redskins are now the Giant Redskins?
They took changing the name seriously by dropping Washington.
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