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Unread 04-08-2013, 01:51 PM   #1
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Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!
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Ship it to me in Michigan, I'll get that thing uncrated.
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It's not you, it's the weather...
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should atleast move it into the living room so you can have someone to talk to during the games
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It would make a good end table.
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You don't deserve it call Yellar Freight and ship it to me COD
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Just typing that post is the first step.
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It's not you, it's the weather...
It most definitely is him!

Grab your crow bar and rip that sucker open. And if you still cant do it, feel free to send it to me, I'll make sure to take lots of pictures of the cooks I do on it for you.
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Dude it's a 15 step program. Now follow closely

Step 1-12 get a 12 pack
Step 13 get a crow bar
Step 14 assemble and add fuel
Step 15 add meat and get another 12 pack

See simple.
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Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!
You are suffering from PTSD, Phubar-Temperature Smoker Disorder.

The cure is simple:

  1. Take your boom box/ipod/music source outside.
  2. Fill each of your smokers with charcoal.
  3. Fire them up.
  4. Place a tri-tip, fatty, butt, or brisket on each one of them.
  5. Find the theme for "Rocky" and crank that mother up! Put it in a loop with "Eye of the Tiger".
  6. Smell the meat cooking.
  7. See the smoke.
  8. Hear the call to get up and get back in the ring! C'MON ROCK!
  9. Crack that box open and welcome the new addition to your family!

That will be one smoked chuckie, please....
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Weather doesn't play a roll in my cooking. Get your stuff together and get that blue smoke rolling!
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Turn in your man card. Sorry, did I type that out loud?
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I could never spend thousands of dollars one something or whatever those cost just to let it sit there for months without even opening it!!!
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Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!
I hear ya!
I've been having one of those spells too. Have two new cooking toys and can't find the time to try them out.
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