You might be a BBQ addict if..

GMDGeek · 03-17-2013, 07:07 PM

- While driving down the country road, every propane tank you see makes you assess it for Pit Potential.

- When driving down the road you see a large heard of cows and think "which one has the best marbling..."

Please feel free to add

speers90 · 03-17-2013, 07:16 PM

- When at the zoo and your kid(s) see the hogs they proceed to turn around and say those look tasty dad!

mbshop · 03-17-2013, 07:19 PM

shoot, i thought that was normal. i can spot grills, especially webers going 60 that are sitting in someones backyard 100 yards away.

superlazy · 03-17-2013, 07:28 PM

what can I say

GMDGeek · 03-17-2013, 07:32 PM

You might be a BBQ addict if you have a USB powered Smoker! That is awesome Superlazy!

Untraceable · 03-17-2013, 07:51 PM

When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.

Bludawg · 03-17-2013, 08:07 PM

You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.
You might be a BBQ addict if getting Switches and Coal in your Christmas stocking makes you smile & giggle with delight.
You might be a BBQ addict if you own more bottles of sauce & rub the you do socks.

superlazy · 03-17-2013, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Untraceable

When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.

It's not how much they cost to buy It's the money you keep throwing into that hole in the water. Not to mention the idiots on the the water

Kave Dweller · 03-17-2013, 10:24 PM

[QUOTE=Bludawg;2411734]You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.

Friend and teammate heats his house and shop off an outside wood boiler, everytime I think he's cooking its the boiler, I assume boiler and I get fed...

You know you're a BBQ addict when you can't fall asleep at night because in your head you are thinking about what ya could have changed in the last cook..

I like Bigbutts · 03-18-2013, 06:39 AM

You might be IF ....you can't be with your wife the day she has a knee replacement (son was there) cause you're waiting on your new (used) JAMBO is being delivered. Then after she is home recouping someone calls and asked where I was and she said "Oh he's probably outside HUMPING his new smoker!!".......all this being said my wife never said a thing about all this cause she KNOWS if I'm "humping" my smoker....she's not having to cook!!!!!!....hope no offense Cowgirl and Tish........true story

I like Bigbutts · 03-18-2013, 06:42 AM

Also you might be IF....You grin and smile saying good things about someone else's Que even if you taste lighter fluid, or they brag about ribs you can't taste cause they are SMOTHERED in sauce (we do dry rub) and cooked so long it becomes mush.....you might be IF you become a Que SNOB!!!!

I like Bigbutts · 03-18-2013, 06:51 AM

My last one I promise....you MIGHT be IF your parents could not BEAT you enough to make you study in High School but YET at 55 you spend literally YEARS studying this site and info and everything you can read to make sure you get the right stick burning offset.....I rest my case.......GUILTY AS CHARGED on all accounts....

chriscw81 · 03-18-2013, 06:54 AM

My wife is in early stages of labor right now and we will be leaving for the hospital in a few hours.

1. I'm already thinking about what I'm gonna cook to celebrate the new addition.

2. I'm talking about BBQ while my wife is in labor.

Beat that!

Chris

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jmoney7269 · 03-18-2013, 07:49 AM

You might be a BBQ addict if your wife makes you sell a cooker to get a cooker because you have so many.

You also might be a BBQ addict if you combine all the left over coals from all your other pits to BBQ in your smokey joe Because your out.

cpw · 03-18-2013, 08:19 AM

-If you're driving down the road and see a tanker car on a train and think to yourself "that'd make one bad@$$ smoker."
-If your wife asks "why are you smoking another brisket this weekend?" And your (my) only answer is "cause I can."

03-17-2013, 07:07 PM	#1
GMDGeek Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 10-10-12 Location: Wylie, TX Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be a BBQ addict if.. - While driving down the country road, every propane tank you see makes you assess it for Pit Potential. - When driving down the road you see a large heard of cows and think "which one has the best marbling..." Please feel free to add __________________ Love me some Good Smoke! http://divepigs.blogspot.com/

03-17-2013, 07:16 PM	#2
speers90 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 08-28-11 Location: Waconia, MN Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	- When at the zoo and your kid(s) see the hogs they proceed to turn around and say those look tasty dad! __________________ Ryan Butts, MAK n Que BBQ Team Smokin Horns BBQ (private parties) MJH by Backyard Bombers Cajun Fryer FF2 Weber Performer Weber One Touch Gold 22.5" 2006 Keystone Hobbi 220 Toy Hauler

03-17-2013, 07:19 PM	#3
mbshop Babbling Farker Join Date: 06-24-07 Location: visalia, ca Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	shoot, i thought that was normal. i can spot grills, especially webers going 60 that are sitting in someones backyard 100 yards away. __________________ george spam, can't live without it

03-17-2013, 07:28 PM	#4
superlazy is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 04-16-12 Location: kenosha,wi Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	what can I say __________________ 18.5 WSM, Weber genesis,little pig grill,crappy smokin pit pro

03-17-2013, 07:32 PM	#5
GMDGeek Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 10-10-12 Location: Wylie, TX Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be a BBQ addict if you have a USB powered Smoker! That is awesome Superlazy! __________________ Love me some Good Smoke! http://divepigs.blogspot.com/

03-17-2013, 07:51 PM	#6
Untraceable is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 05-19-11 Location: mn Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.

03-17-2013, 08:07 PM	#7
Bludawg Babbling Farker Join Date: 07-04-09 Location: Jonesboro,Tx Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl. You might be a BBQ addict if getting Switches and Coal in your Christmas stocking makes you smile & giggle with delight. You might be a BBQ addict if you own more bottles of sauce & rub the you do socks. __________________ I never met a Cow that I didn't like with a little Salt & Pepper! Certified PORK-A-HOLIC

03-17-2013, 10:24 PM	#9
Kave Dweller On the road to being a farker Join Date: 06-12-12 Location: Hampshire, IL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be a BBQ addict if.. [QUOTE=Bludawg;2411734]You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl. Friend and teammate heats his house and shop off an outside wood boiler, everytime I think he's cooking its the boiler, I assume boiler and I get fed... You know you're a BBQ addict when you can't fall asleep at night because in your head you are thinking about what ya could have changed in the last cook.. __________________ "Onyxwoods" clone, a Guru and some of Tennesse's finest whiskey.

03-18-2013, 06:39 AM	#10
I like Bigbutts is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 03-11-12 Location: forest, ms. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be IF ....you can't be with your wife the day she has a knee replacement (son was there) cause you're waiting on your new (used) JAMBO is being delivered. Then after she is home recouping someone calls and asked where I was and she said "Oh he's probably outside HUMPING his new smoker!!".......all this being said my wife never said a thing about all this cause she KNOWS if I'm "humping" my smoker....she's not having to cook!!!!!!....hope no offense Cowgirl and Tish........true story __________________ Jambo backyard (Big John) / Hurricane Katrina crippled Weber kettle (**** you Katrina) / LP cooktop / Friends call me the "One Eyed Porker"....What can I say... Last edited by I like Bigbutts; 03-18-2013 at 06:47 AM.. Reason: addition

03-18-2013, 06:42 AM	#11
I like Bigbutts is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 03-11-12 Location: forest, ms. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Also you might be IF....You grin and smile saying good things about someone else's Que even if you taste lighter fluid, or they brag about ribs you can't taste cause they are SMOTHERED in sauce (we do dry rub) and cooked so long it becomes mush.....you might be IF you become a Que SNOB!!!! __________________ Jambo backyard (Big John) / Hurricane Katrina crippled Weber kettle (**** you Katrina) / LP cooktop / Friends call me the "One Eyed Porker"....What can I say...

03-18-2013, 06:51 AM	#12
I like Bigbutts is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 03-11-12 Location: forest, ms. Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My last one I promise....you MIGHT be IF your parents could not BEAT you enough to make you study in High School but YET at 55 you spend literally YEARS studying this site and info and everything you can read to make sure you get the right stick burning offset.....I rest my case.......GUILTY AS CHARGED on all accounts.... __________________ Jambo backyard (Big John) / Hurricane Katrina crippled Weber kettle (**** you Katrina) / LP cooktop / Friends call me the "One Eyed Porker"....What can I say...

03-18-2013, 06:54 AM	#13
chriscw81 is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-01-12 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Re: You might be a BBQ addict if.. My wife is in early stages of labor right now and we will be leaving for the hospital in a few hours. 1. I'm already thinking about what I'm gonna cook to celebrate the new addition. 2. I'm talking about BBQ while my wife is in labor. Beat that! Chris Sent from my Nexus using Tapatalk 2 __________________ *A Texan transplant* UDS \| Blue Weber Performer Platinum \| Chargriller Akorn \| 22.5 Weber OTG \| WSJ Gold \| Mini WSM \| Maverick ET-73 \| Blue Thermapen \| Maverick PT-100 \| Gasser(charcoal chimney starter)

03-18-2013, 07:49 AM	#14
jmoney7269 is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 02-07-11 Location: brenham, texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You might be a BBQ addict if your wife makes you sell a cooker to get a cooker because you have so many. You also might be a BBQ addict if you combine all the left over coals from all your other pits to BBQ in your smokey joe Because your out. __________________ Those willing to sacrifice liberty for security should be entitled to neither! - Benjamin Franklin

03-18-2013, 08:19 AM	#15
cpw is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 02-28-11 Location: Savannah, Georgia Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	-If you're driving down the road and see a tanker car on a train and think to yourself "that'd make one bad@$$ smoker." -If your wife asks "why are you smoking another brisket this weekend?" And your (my) only answer is "cause I can." __________________ ________________ Backwoods Fatboy Lang 84 Deluxe UDS Savannah, GA Yes, Dear BBQ on Facebook