My brisket is so good they are stealing it.

Pyle's BBQ · 02-14-2013, 01:52 PM

Since it was a nice day yesterday, I fat the Good One going and loaded up with chicken, ribs, butts, wings and brisket. I had 5 butts and 2 briskets left on the smoker last night when I left at about 8pm last night. I get here this morning and was taking the meat off the smoker. Opened one door and all the butts were there. Opened the other door and $h!t, one of the briskets was gone. Guess I will have to make a lock for it. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1360871504.161726.jpg

deguerre · 02-14-2013, 02:01 PM

Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for!

You can use that line iffen you want.

Bluesman · 02-14-2013, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deguerre

Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for!

Sounds like a great byline to your BBQ banner

basuraman · 02-14-2013, 02:17 PM

I swear...nom nom nom...it wasn't nom nom nom..me.

landarc · 02-14-2013, 02:20 PM

You better get on it, once they hit you they hit you over and over and over. You might want to make sure the smoker is locked in place as well.

IamMadMan · 02-14-2013, 02:21 PM

What next?????

Mrfish · 02-14-2013, 02:24 PM

You may want to put up a camera too. That sucks.

Bluesman · 02-14-2013, 02:26 PM

How about an NRA plaque on the smoker...........

---k--- · 02-14-2013, 02:26 PM

Whoa. That's crazy!

Did you call the cops? I would love to hear thier reaction to that claim.

I think a little wireless security camera is in order too. I think I've seen them for less than $200.

Big M1ke · 02-14-2013, 02:30 PM

What kind of A hole would do something like that?

caliking · 02-14-2013, 02:32 PM

That's nuts. +1 on the camera.

HeSmellsLikeSmoke · 02-14-2013, 02:32 PM

Look at it this way. It will be the best BBQ they will have ever tasted and it will drive them crazy for many years to come as they eat at BBQ joint after BBQ joint trying unsuccessfully to duplicate the experience.

basuraman · 02-14-2013, 02:34 PM

Electrify the handle?

gtr · 02-14-2013, 02:34 PM

Well my briskets are safe, that's for sure.

Pitmaster T · 02-14-2013, 02:38 PM

Since the smoker is on rubber wheels, simply chock the jack with a wood or other insulator and use a 12 volt shocker. When they touch the handle they get a shock... Very unpleasant. You should see kids touch it.

02-14-2013, 01:52 PM	#1
Pyle's BBQ Babbling Farker Join Date: 10-25-06 Location: Des Moines, IA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My brisket is so good they are stealing it. Since it was a nice day yesterday, I fat the Good One going and loaded up with chicken, ribs, butts, wings and brisket. I had 5 butts and 2 briskets left on the smoker last night when I left at about 8pm last night. I get here this morning and was taking the meat off the smoker. Opened one door and all the butts were there. Opened the other door and $h!t, one of the briskets was gone. Guess I will have to make a lock for it. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1360871504.161726.jpg __________________ Bryan, Team: Pyle's BBQ; Good-One "Trail Boss" 60T; Homemade rig; 22" Weber Kettle w/rotisserie ring; Big A$$ Rotisserie; BGE-Small; Weber Kettle Gold, Weber OTS, New Braunfels offset smoker. Saddles BBQ Bistro Μολὼν λαβέ

02-14-2013, 02:01 PM	#2
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for! You can use that line iffen you want. __________________ Guerry >^..^< Weber 22 1/2" OTS "Dirty Girl", Weber Performer/Cajun Bandit "Cajun Queen", GOSM "Bubba Q", Maverick et73, RED Thermapen, One Cameron Stove Top "Lazy Girl".It burns sawdust... Avatar by Northwest BBQ!!! If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it. Seven Zero notches on my spatula. Join_Us_In_The_Throwdowns_Forum!

02-14-2013, 02:17 PM	#4
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02-14-2013, 02:20 PM	#5
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: San Leandro, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You better get on it, once they hit you they hit you over and over and over. You might want to make sure the smoker is locked in place as well. __________________ "perhaps...but then again...maybe not..." careful there son, those ribs are boiling hot... \_\|_/ (='.'=) Here there be bunnies... (")_(")ooo Pacific Rim BBQ Bob's Brew and Que

02-14-2013, 02:21 PM	#6
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02-14-2013, 02:24 PM	#7
Mrfish On the road to being a farker Join Date: 07-09-12 Location: Maquoketa, IA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You may want to put up a camera too. That sucks. __________________ Ron <*{{{}}}>< Treager Jambo 18" WSM Webber Summit Weber 22" Gold One Touch

02-14-2013, 02:26 PM	#8
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02-14-2013, 02:26 PM	#9
---k--- is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 09-07-10 Location: Chicago, IL - West burbs Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Whoa. That's crazy! Did you call the cops? I would love to hear thier reaction to that claim. I think a little wireless security camera is in order too. I think I've seen them for less than $200. __________________ -Ryan Proudly Smoking on a UDS, PBC & Accidental Winner of the 2012 "Saucy" Throwdown.

02-14-2013, 02:30 PM	#10
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02-14-2013, 02:32 PM	#11
caliking is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 01-13-10 Location: Houston, TX Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That's nuts. +1 on the camera. __________________ EZ wood handled 3 wheeler \| OTS \| OTS mod to OTG \| Ladybug SS Performer \| UglyDrumTandoor \| UDS v1 \| midi UDS with red nipples \| SJG smoker mod \| Simpsons SJS \| Simpsons OTG \| WGA charcoal \| SJP \| Stacked brick WFO \| Lodge Logic Sportsman's Grill cast iron hibachi/sigri \| LBGE

02-14-2013, 02:32 PM	#12
HeSmellsLikeSmoke somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 04-02-07 Location: Warren, Vermont Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Look at it this way. It will be the best BBQ they will have ever tasted and it will drive them crazy for many years to come as they eat at BBQ joint after BBQ joint trying unsuccessfully to duplicate the experience. __________________ Jim - Another transplanted Texan Former KCBS CBJ Large and Medium Big Green Eggs , Black 18.5" WSM, Blue Weber Performer - Stainless, Green Weber OTG Kettle , Brinkmann SnP Pro, and a Stainless UDS. One retired Portable Kitchen grill. Red Thermapen, Maverick ET-73, EdgePro Apex Sharpener. Avatar is the original 1951 Weber Kettle

02-14-2013, 02:34 PM	#13
basuraman Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 06-06-11 Location: Sacramento, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Electrify the handle? __________________ Creating taste through smoke and fire. Husband, Father and well...that is the important stuff. (Not so super fast White Pocket Thermometer, WSM, Char-Griller Gasser with awesome Grillgrates)

02-14-2013, 02:34 PM	#14
gtr Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-16-10 Location: Culver City, CA Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Well my briskets are safe, that's for sure. __________________ 50" Klose BYC, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Jumbo Old Smokey, Pig Hibachi, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange Thermapens Displaced East Tennesseean Proud recipient of a Tick Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder. Golden Goose Egg - Got 2 in the nest baby! SPFP Mayzie's keeping an eye out for you! WTFWGALD?

02-14-2013, 02:38 PM	#15
Pitmaster T is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 04-03-11 Location: Dickinson, Texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Since the smoker is on rubber wheels, simply chock the jack with a wood or other insulator and use a 12 volt shocker. When they touch the handle they get a shock... Very unpleasant. You should see kids touch it. __________________ The Greatest & Funkiest Movie about BBQ Ever! Or Click The Edict. PITCOOKER T - TRUTH ABOUT THE PBC "The Pitmaster T Video Page is Great" Adam Perry Lang -- 10-15-2011 Pitmaster T on Facebook