It's the end of the world... so what's cookin'?

nthole · 12-10-2012, 09:43 PM

Well, the end of the world is coming in just 10 days. That doesn't really give me much time to prepare. Not really enough time to put a bomb shelter in. REALLY not enough time for me to get right with the Lord. Given the wait to see a doctor, it's not even enough time for me to get in to see a Doc and get a Viagra prescription in order to give the wife a real end of universe send off.

So I guess the only thing worth getting ready for is a smoke. Who else is cookin' on the 21st to usher out the end of the world? What ya cookin'?

Given I've never done one, I'm leaning toward a butcher paper brisket. Why not eh? I might even eat a vegetable.

So who else is gonna send off the world with a little smoke?

martyleach · 12-10-2012, 09:46 PM

Well, ya know I haven't thought about it. I think they are off by about 4 or 5 days, so I was gonna smoke a standing rib roast for Christmas and say a nice prayer. Prayers don't hurt ......

Dallas Dan · 12-10-2012, 09:52 PM

Well I would go rack up the credit cards with $$$ worth of fine grilling gear and meats. But after that Y2K debacle, I'll wait and see what happens. Besides, 2013 should be a lucky year, right? right?

Mo-Dave · 12-10-2012, 09:54 PM

Thought I would just eat some turkey bacon. That way I won't mind if its the end of the world.
Dave

landarc · 12-10-2012, 09:56 PM

I was gonna eat a chicken fried steak, what the fark, what am I saving my body for anyways?

flyingbassman5 · 12-10-2012, 09:56 PM

LOL!!
I don't know what I'll be cooking but all I gotta say is that I'm gonna be cooking up a storm on the 22nd just to give the world a nice big FARK YOU!!

Man, I'm a sour apple!!

Boshizzle · 12-10-2012, 09:58 PM

I promised the people I work with that if they donated $250.00 to Movember in 4 hours, I would cook them an old school, all oak wood smoked BBQ dinner.

Well, they raised $300.00 in 4 hours so I will be cooking brisket, pork, chicken, Brunswick Stew, cole slaw, and a few other goodies for them to be served next Monday.

People in my nephew's company asked me to cook their Christmas dinner. So, I will be cooking BBQ ribs, chicken, and some chili for them on the 21st of December. All proceeds from that will go to charity too.

Hankdad1 · 12-10-2012, 10:19 PM

Dang, I'd better start dry aging a steak right now!

Hoss · 12-10-2012, 10:38 PM

Nothin on the 21st,I am going to Starkville Ms to watch my baby boy be commissioned into the U.S.ARMY,INFANTRY,as a 2nd lieutenant,It is what he wanted and worked hard for it,I AM a proud Pappa.After that,oh Lawd,I got more cooks to do than I have time til New Year's!!!!

tish · 12-10-2012, 11:14 PM

Congrats, Hoss! Give your boy a hug for me.

My son will be home on leave from the Army, so there'll be a lot of smoking going on. He's specifically requested a brisket, and I've been dying to do a duck, among other things. So, we'll see what ends up landing on the 21st.

MisterChrister · 12-11-2012, 12:06 AM

Oh FARK, I need to borrow a few more Webers! I'm gonna start thawing 600# of hereford and call all of the brethren!!!! Who's got beer?!?!

Untraceable · 12-11-2012, 05:56 AM

a huge pile of chuck eyes with grilled garlic bread, wine and some Candian Club. Probably have a cigarette as well. smoke free for 3 years. and that is if the world actually was going to end

Phubar · 12-11-2012, 07:47 AM

Trout!!!

chad · 12-11-2012, 07:49 AM

Plenty of time to cure and smoke some bacon!

Bucknbacon · 12-11-2012, 07:54 AM

It figures, I just built me a uds, and now the world is going to end.

12-10-2012, 09:43 PM	#1
nthole Babbling Farker Join Date: 08-11-03 Location: St. Louis Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's the end of the world... so what's cookin'? Well, the end of the world is coming in just 10 days. That doesn't really give me much time to prepare. Not really enough time to put a bomb shelter in. REALLY not enough time for me to get right with the Lord. Given the wait to see a doctor, it's not even enough time for me to get in to see a Doc and get a Viagra prescription in order to give the wife a real end of universe send off. So I guess the only thing worth getting ready for is a smoke. Who else is cookin' on the 21st to usher out the end of the world? What ya cookin'? Given I've never done one, I'm leaning toward a butcher paper brisket. Why not eh? I might even eat a vegetable. So who else is gonna send off the world with a little smoke? __________________ Neil -- "Easy Bake Master" NB Bandera [gone to heaven...conveniently located in Long Island, NY] WSM A, WSM B, UDS, Easy Bake Oven Pork Pistols BBQ MOFO Illuminati MOINK...It's what's for linner.

12-10-2012, 09:46 PM	#2
martyleach Babbling Farker Join Date: 12-17-10 Location: Pleasanton, Ca Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well, ya know I haven't thought about it. I think they are off by about 4 or 5 days, so I was gonna smoke a standing rib roast for Christmas and say a nice prayer. Prayers don't hurt ...... __________________ Large Big Green Egg, Cold smokehouse, UDS with hinged lid, Santa Maria pit 26.75" Weber OTG, Weber Performer, WGA MAK One Star General Pellet Pooper Hasty Bake Gourmet Custom wooden handles for BBQ's made by Marty Leach (oh, that's me) www.amlwoodart.com

12-10-2012, 09:52 PM	#3
Dallas Dan is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 02-28-11 Location: Dallas, Texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well I would go rack up the credit cards with $$$ worth of fine grilling gear and meats. But after that Y2K debacle, I'll wait and see what happens. Besides, 2013 should be a lucky year, right? right? __________________ BGE large w/ lots of accessories; Lyfe Tyme offset; RED Termapen

12-10-2012, 09:54 PM	#4
Mo-Dave Babbling Farker Join Date: 09-18-06 Location: Hurricane Deck Missouri Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thought I would just eat some turkey bacon. That way I won't mind if its the end of the world. Dave __________________ Lg Spicewine on trailer Weber charcoal grill 2 ugly drums, semi retired Bbq toolbox, formerly Chargrill smoker My wife has gas, its a Brinkman.

12-10-2012, 09:56 PM	#5
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: San Leandro, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I was gonna eat a chicken fried steak, what the fark, what am I saving my body for anyways? __________________ "perhaps...but then again...maybe not..." careful there son, those ribs are boiling hot... \_\|_/ (='.'=) Here there be bunnies... (")_(")ooo Pacific Rim BBQ Bob's Brew and Que

12-10-2012, 09:56 PM	#6
flyingbassman5 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 11-26-12 Location: Saint Louis MO Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	LOL!! I don't know what I'll be cooking but all I gotta say is that I'm gonna be cooking up a storm on the 22nd just to give the world a nice big FARK YOU!! Man, I'm a sour apple!! __________________ 18.5" OTS, 22.5" OTG, CB Silver(Rip), Vintage Coleman Bullet, Pit Barrel, UDS

12-10-2012, 09:58 PM	#7
Boshizzle somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 01-26-10 Location: Virginia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I promised the people I work with that if they donated $250.00 to Movember in 4 hours, I would cook them an old school, all oak wood smoked BBQ dinner. Well, they raised $300.00 in 4 hours so I will be cooking brisket, pork, chicken, Brunswick Stew, cole slaw, and a few other goodies for them to be served next Monday. People in my nephew's company asked me to cook their Christmas dinner. So, I will be cooking BBQ ribs, chicken, and some chili for them on the 21st of December. All proceeds from that will go to charity too. __________________ Jambo Pit - UDS - Lang 60 (Sold) 18.5" & 22.5" Weber Kettles - Smokey Joe and Mini-WSM - Bubba Keg - #2 La Caja China Chargriller Outlaw Impeccably Accurate BLACK & RED Thermapens KCBS CBJ Operation BBQ Relief Founding Member I am Obsessive Compulsive about BBQ. Google it.

12-10-2012, 10:19 PM	#8
Hankdad1 Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 05-07-10 Location: Twin Cities, MN Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Dang, I'd better start dry aging a steak right now! __________________ WSM, Green stainless Performer, Genesis 3000, 2 18.5" Weber kettles, C-G Akorn.

12-10-2012, 10:38 PM	#9
Hoss is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 12-31-09 Location: Hernando,MS Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Nothin on the 21st,I am going to Starkville Ms to watch my baby boy be commissioned into the U.S.ARMY,INFANTRY,as a 2nd lieutenant,It is what he wanted and worked hard for it,I AM a proud Pappa.After that,oh Lawd,I got more cooks to do than I have time til New Year's!!!!

12-10-2012, 11:14 PM	#10
tish Babbling Farker Join Date: 11-13-11 Location: york, pa Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Congrats, Hoss! Give your boy a hug for me. My son will be home on leave from the Army, so there'll be a lot of smoking going on. He's specifically requested a brisket, and I've been dying to do a duck, among other things. So, we'll see what ends up landing on the 21st. __________________ When all else fails, just ask yourself WWGALD???* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just a little pyro at heart! Who's got the hot dogs? Bubba Keg, Weber Genesis E-310 NG Mini WSM, Shhh!!! Michael's surprise <'\__! .// .\\ Puppy baby says 'piss on it and walk away!' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Proud recipient of a certifiably uncertified limited edition MOINK ball certificate!!

12-11-2012, 12:06 AM	#11
MisterChrister is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 04-28-12 Location: Richland Center, WI Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh FARK, I need to borrow a few more Webers! I'm gonna start thawing 600# of hereford and call all of the brethren!!!! Who's got beer?!?! __________________ '69 Redhead 2X Stainless Performers TS Performer Mystery Blue OTG Simpsons SJ SJG WGA A "few" others

12-11-2012, 05:56 AM	#12
Untraceable is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 05-19-11 Location: mn Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	a huge pile of chuck eyes with grilled garlic bread, wine and some Candian Club. Probably have a cigarette as well. smoke free for 3 years. and that is if the world actually was going to end

12-11-2012, 07:47 AM	#13
Phubar somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 04-24-09 Location: Utrecht,The NetherPharkinglands Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Trout!!! __________________ -TG -WGA (3) -UDS (S,M,L) All fueled by Ecobrasa Coco Briquettes Lowland Smokers Dutch BBQ Champion 2011 - 2012

12-11-2012, 07:49 AM	#14
chad somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: Clearwater, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Plenty of time to cure and smoke some bacon! __________________ Dave Southern Brethren BBQ Competition Team "It's all about getting paid!" - Myron Mixon "I love being hated in my hometown!" - David Hair KingFisher Gator Rotisserie cooker, WSM, Stainless 5 burner with IR gas grill, Turkey Fryer, Weber JD Commemorative grill, slightly used Bandera chamber for future use as a cold smoker, Masterbuilt 40" insulated ELECTRIC smoker

12-11-2012, 07:54 AM	#15
Bucknbacon On the road to being a farker Join Date: 01-31-12 Location: Livermore CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It figures, I just built me a uds, and now the world is going to end.