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Unread 03-10-2013, 09:36 PM   #1
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Default Would you like to become a *CERTIFIED* MOINK Baller???

It is with GREAT joy that I announce the LONG overdue return of the "MOINK Baller Certificate"!

For far too long folks have had to let their tender, juicy balls of meaty goodness wallow in misery while just a bunch of old farks from this site paraded around with their crusty old "MOINK Ball Certificates"!

Well, Ginger myself has granted me OFFICIAL rights to begin releasing my version of the "MOINK Baller Certificate" that a number of Brethren had the privilege of earning years ago, but have not seen available now for a long, long time.

So, if you would like your very own "MOINK Baller Certificate", please make some MOINK. Post your MOINK in this thread. So long as they meet the rules of MOINK you will soon afterwards receive your "MOINK Baller Certificate"!

Oh, and if you have to ask what the rules of MOINK are, then I will NOT give you a certificate!

Sooooooo.........

WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? SHOW ME YOUR BALLS!!!
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Unread 03-10-2013, 09:39 PM   #2
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Is there a discussion thread for this?
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Unread 03-10-2013, 09:43 PM   #3
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You can discuss MOINK in this thread if you like.

I'm looking forward to a whole lot of MOINKing!
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Sweet.
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Unread 03-10-2013, 09:56 PM   #6
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What are the dates on this?
When does it begin and end?
Is this a tease or is Moose making these certificates too?
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Certificate sent!
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No end date.

Currently.
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Is this certificate suitable for framing?
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Is this certificate suitable for framing?
Absolutely!

Just ask Hank B. I don't know if he plans on framing his, but I am quite sure a nice frame would really help to show off the goods!
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Man, I knew I should have taken pictures when I made them for the Superbowl...
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You have no idea what I thought when I Missread the heading.
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Whut iz a munkball?

Just funnin!!!! DO NOT BANISH ME!!! pleeze!!!
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LLM!

Long Live Moinks :)
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And just think - it took Ginger to get Biggie on Q-Talk . Will wonders never cease?
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