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BBQ Brethren Throwdowns Join us in the backyard for a fun weekly contest and show off your BBQ creations! New categories are posted each week. Winners earn bragging rights, a Throwdown Certificate, and the chance to choose the next week's category. Fun people only please! If you take this too seriously you will have to leave the party until you are fun again.


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Unread 10-31-2012, 10:45 AM   #1
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Arrow BBQ Brethren "Half Drunken Three Way Challenge" Throwdown!

Our new category is called...

"Half Drunken Three Way Challenge!"

A kinky three way using black tape!

...as chosen by Al Czervik, Oldyote and fingerlickin', the winners of the Sweet and Spicy Throwdown!

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We have met, conversed, had a quick menage a trois (all with eyes closed ) and decided on the following next TD:

The Half Drunken Three Way Challenge - each entry must include beer, veggie and chicken. Let everyone's imaginations be their guide.

Sincerely,

The Three Amigos
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You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 11/2 through Sunday 11/11.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 11/12.

Before submitting an entry to this Throwdown, make sure you have read and understand the Throwdown Rules!

Best of luck and even better eats to all!
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Unread 10-31-2012, 10:57 AM   #2
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Hmmm...it sounds like the three of you went and got a room after all!

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Unread 10-31-2012, 11:14 AM   #4
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I might admit to a veggie or two after some beer in the past but I draw the line at doing a chicken.
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BTW, why does it have to be black tape? Do you have something against black tape?
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I'm neutral.
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I notice in the diagram there are two three way switches. This could get interesting!
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Wow!!! That has to be the most Anticlimactic three way I've ever seen.
I don't know if the Boxes being removed for clarity is a good thing, I'm guessing probably not.



However, I do like the category. The first thing that came to my mind was thirdeye's chicken with the lemon implants, just shove it on a beer can and your done. Wait... are lemons considered a vegetable? No??? Well we can fix that with some cilantro pasties.

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I don't know if the boxes being removed is good or not, but the switching legs idea is good for circulation.
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I agree switching legs is very important but it was equally important that all three of them were well grounded.
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So, according to the category, I have to be half drunken? How the hell am I going to know when that is? Is local law enforcement volunteering their time to administer breath tests so that I can only start cooking when I reach .04 BAC?
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You can pick up some of these, I think they are in the same aisle as the aspirin.

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Actually, to get half drunk, you just need to alternate beer and coffee.
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You can pick up some of these, I think they are in the same aisle as the aspirin.

Yikes! That is quite a jump from .08 to .30 I guess from there they should have a big black box with a skull and crossbones. Besides, how the fark is some half drunk farker going to tell the difference between similar shades of farkin' light blue?!?!
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You can pick up some of these, I think they are in the same aisle as the aspirin.

I like how it goes from .08 straight to .30
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