Posting at the direction of the Poohbah

Jorge · 08-20-2005, 01:49 PM

Foul play by another member of this site shot Phil down in flames today. It seems that a member who shall remain nameless (RBSNWINGS) gave Phil the wrong turn-in time for his pork chops! Now Phil being Phil, didn't just do enough for his turn-in box. Phil did 15 chops! What do you do with 15 pork chops you can't turn in? Include them with a t-shirt that's for sale! I never did get an answer when I asked Phil why he didn't read the the turn in times himself....

Phil did get his sausage turned in, at least as far as he knows, unless he trusted Will to turn it in for him as well!

Sounds like Phil is having a good time. His trip up there took much longer than expected. Uhm Phil, don't you have GPS in the escalade? IT ISN'T IN THERE, THIS PLACE IS NEW! Did I mention that it has been raining cats and dogs and it sounds as if they are in a swamp now? But they have plenty of time to start prepping for the KCBS meats tomorrow.

All in all it sounds like he's having a good time, and Will is right across from him so Phil can be expected to launch some sort of retaliatory raid overnight.

chad · 08-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Interesting! :D

Never, EVER, trust ANYONE (including your own team!) with the times. Post them, memorize them, have them as your mantra for the whole weekend.

On the other side - somebody got to eat some real fine pork chops! :D

Arlin_MacRae · 08-20-2005, 02:43 PM

Ouchies...

chad · 08-20-2005, 04:17 PM

I'm just glad it was an ancillary event and not one of the "big four". :D

The_Kapn · 08-20-2005, 05:38 PM

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN

Don't ya just hate that

But, I am sure Chops freeze up just fine

"Pork Chops"--it's what's for dinner

TIM

frognot · 08-20-2005, 08:57 PM

I can send the Poohbah my address if y'all got left-overs and no idea what to do.

Ummmmm, pork chops! droooooooooool (Homer Simpson voice mod)

Mords · 08-21-2005, 12:09 AM

that has gotta suck!!! im glad im in LA now..wouldnt want to be in the surrounding area when phil found that out....Hope they are having fun...cant wait to hear the end results good luck!!!

Jorge · 08-21-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mords

that has gotta suck!!! im glad im in LA now..wouldnt want to be in the surrounding area when phil found that out....Hope they are having fun...cant wait to hear the end results good luck!!!

Truth be told they've had a good time with it. To paraphrase what Will said, "He's been riding me about that for 18 hours!"

Trout_man22 · 08-21-2005, 03:06 PM

Trust no one-not even your self. G.S. Patton

chad · 08-21-2005, 05:29 PM

OK! Awards were scheduled for 4 o'clock. Even though these things are always late, we should have heard something by now.

What's up?? :D

Qczar · 08-22-2005, 06:49 AM

Am I missing a post somewhere?

How`ed the bros. do in NY?

Jorge · 08-22-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xczar

Am I missing a post somewhere?

How`ed the bros. do in NY?

I'm sure that Phil will post something once he gets home, and catches a few winks.

chad · 08-22-2005, 07:24 AM

Quote:

I'm sure that Phil will post something once he gets home, and catches a few winks.

That implies that you know and aren't talking! :D

Commendable - but a PITA!

BBQchef33 · 08-22-2005, 09:55 AM

I will admit that although RBSNWNGS subconsciouslly set my A$$ up and told me turnin wa san hour after it relaly was, I believe deep down he didnt mean it for a couple reasons.

1 - He wasnt competing in that catagory.
2 - When I showed up with my pork chop for him to sample(an hours after turnin), and then asked him AGAIN what time pork chop turnin in was.. he looked at the pork chop.. then at the steak his was prepping for the upcoming tunin in 5 minutes...where i was going to enter the pork chop, then looked back at me.. :?
- All color drained form his face

- All skin on his face drooped and his jaw dropped open

- His eyes closed and rolled into his head

- His response was "oh fark".

- my response was "you fark".

3- Most important, their aint no way he would do that on purpose. But that does not mean we can't rag on him for it anyway.

So NO he didnt do it on purpose... but that didnt stop me from hounding his a$$ about it for the next 30 hours, every chance i got.. which actually added to the enjoyment of the weekend.
And of course i had to tell EVERYONE i knew there.. as well as total strangers... and even make a few people up to tell and then to be totally distraught over for days and have to seek professional therapy to help me struggle thru this tramatizing event.

Of course, just to make him feel guilty, i went over and helped him out that evening... i shoulda let ya cook those 15lb briskets in the upside down smokey mountain with water pan sitting on the 14 briquettes he had in it.

i actually considered turning it in as a steak. Some foreign japaneese genetically altered kobe steak. Who would know?

And the only way they can prove it is DNA testing.

Trout_man22 · 08-22-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

i actually considered turning it in as a steak. Some foreign japaneese genetically altered kobe steak. Who would know? Twisted Evil And the only way they can prove it is DNA testing.

That would have been funny,

And first place for steak goes to.....for Pork chops

08-20-2005, 01:49 PM	#1
Jorge somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 01-23-04 Location: DFW, San AntonioTx Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Posting at the direction of the Poohbah Foul play by another member of this site shot Phil down in flames today. It seems that a member who shall remain nameless (RBSNWINGS) gave Phil the wrong turn-in time for his pork chops! Now Phil being Phil, didn't just do enough for his turn-in box. Phil did 15 chops! What do you do with 15 pork chops you can't turn in? Include them with a t-shirt that's for sale! I never did get an answer when I asked Phil why he didn't read the the turn in times himself.... Phil did get his sausage turned in, at least as far as he knows, unless he trusted Will to turn it in for him as well! Sounds like Phil is having a good time. His trip up there took much longer than expected. Uhm Phil, don't you have GPS in the escalade? IT ISN'T IN THERE, THIS PLACE IS NEW! Did I mention that it has been raining cats and dogs and it sounds as if they are in a swamp now? But they have plenty of time to start prepping for the KCBS meats tomorrow. All in all it sounds like he's having a good time, and Will is right across from him so Phil can be expected to launch some sort of retaliatory raid overnight. __________________ You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY!!! Recipient of a Huggies box! Shut up, and cook!!!!

08-20-2005, 01:53 PM	#2
chad somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: Clearwater, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	RE: Posting at the direction of the Poohbah Interesting! :D Never, EVER, trust ANYONE (including your own team!) with the times. Post them, memorize them, have them as your mantra for the whole weekend. On the other side - somebody got to eat some real fine pork chops! :D __________________ Dave Southern Brethren BBQ Competition Team "It's all about getting paid!" - Myron Mixon "I love being hated in my hometown!" - David Hair KingFisher Gator Rotisserie cooker, WSM, Stainless 5 burner with IR gas grill, Turkey Fryer, Weber JD Commemorative grill, slightly used Bandera chamber for future use as a cold smoker, Masterbuilt 40" insulated ELECTRIC smoker

08-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#3
Arlin_MacRae Moderator Join Date: 04-14-04 Location: Choctaw, OK Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	RE: Posting at the direction of the Poohbah Ouchies... __________________ Arlin MacRae NB El Dorado Offset, Primo Oval Junior, Traeger Model 075 Pellet Pooper, Big Chief, Kingfisher Kooker 14" gas/wood combo, PBC Brethren Edition Home Brewer, Murderer of Squirrels, Armadillo Inspector Flaming Pig Head Mod Black (Stealth) Thermapen Driver - you saw NOTHING Certified KCBS BBQ Judge Missin' KC...

08-20-2005, 04:17 PM	#4
chad somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: Clearwater, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	RE: Posting at the direction of the Poohbah I'm just glad it was an ancillary event and not one of the "big four". :D __________________ Dave Southern Brethren BBQ Competition Team "It's all about getting paid!" - Myron Mixon "I love being hated in my hometown!" - David Hair KingFisher Gator Rotisserie cooker, WSM, Stainless 5 burner with IR gas grill, Turkey Fryer, Weber JD Commemorative grill, slightly used Bandera chamber for future use as a cold smoker, Masterbuilt 40" insulated ELECTRIC smoker

08-20-2005, 05:38 PM	#5
The_Kapn Moderator Emeritus Join Date: 04-08-04 Location: Marianna, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	DAMN, DAMN, DAMN Don't ya just hate that But, I am sure Chops freeze up just fine "Pork Chops"--it's what's for dinner TIM __________________ "Flirtin' with Disaster" BBQ Team (RETIRED) FBA and KCBS Cook and Judge. Former owner of a WSM, a Smokey Joe, a Charbroil Commercial gasser (junk), and the legendary "StudeDera". Now cooking with a FEC100, a Traeger Lil' Tex, and a Fast Eddy PG500 Proud Pellet guy cooking on real wood.

08-20-2005, 08:57 PM	#6
frognot Babbling Farker Join Date: 03-22-04 Location: Allen, Texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I can send the Poohbah my address if y'all got left-overs and no idea what to do. Ummmmm, pork chops! droooooooooool (Homer Simpson voice mod) __________________ Large Big Green Egg WSM Weber One Touch Gold Weber Summit Gold Super Fast, Super Accurate Orange Therma-Pen Retired: NB Bandera (2003-2009) that introduced me to y'all crazy farkers "If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it." deguerre Thanks to N8man & NorthwestBBQ for the custom avatars! (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") "Hang in there Dan Chambers!"

08-21-2005, 12:09 AM	#7
Mords Got Wood. Join Date: 08-03-05 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	that has gotta suck!!! im glad im in LA now..wouldnt want to be in the surrounding area when phil found that out....Hope they are having fun...cant wait to hear the end results good luck!!! __________________ Take Care Mords WSM & Guru

08-21-2005, 03:06 PM	#9
Trout_man22 is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 05-16-04 Location: Colonial Heights, Virginia Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Trust no one-not even your self. G.S. Patton __________________ Go Green use mercury laced low watt fluorescent bulbs and kill the earth slowly ! "God either exists or He doesn't.... I believe in God." Blaise Pascal I'm a sinner, I regret my sin and will try to never do it again.

08-21-2005, 05:29 PM	#10
chad somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: Clearwater, FL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	OK! Awards were scheduled for 4 o'clock. Even though these things are always late, we should have heard something by now. What's up?? :D __________________ Dave Southern Brethren BBQ Competition Team "It's all about getting paid!" - Myron Mixon "I love being hated in my hometown!" - David Hair KingFisher Gator Rotisserie cooker, WSM, Stainless 5 burner with IR gas grill, Turkey Fryer, Weber JD Commemorative grill, slightly used Bandera chamber for future use as a cold smoker, Masterbuilt 40" insulated ELECTRIC smoker

08-22-2005, 06:49 AM	#11
Qczar Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 02-10-04 Location: Freehold, NJ Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Am I missing a post somewhere? How`ed the bros. do in NY? __________________ THANKS SCOTT! ( KCquer ) - Char-Broil / Bandera Smoker & Al`s Basket - Lynx / 27" Freestanding Grill & Sideburner - Wally World / Turkey Fryer & Fish Basket

08-22-2005, 09:55 AM	#14
BBQchef33 Grand Poobah and Site Admin Join Date: 08-11-03 Location: Long Island, NY Downloads: 10 Uploads: 4	I will admit that although RBSNWNGS subconsciouslly set my A$$ up and told me turnin wa san hour after it relaly was, I believe deep down he didnt mean it for a couple reasons. 1 - He wasnt competing in that catagory. 2 - When I showed up with my pork chop for him to sample(an hours after turnin), and then asked him AGAIN what time pork chop turnin in was.. he looked at the pork chop.. then at the steak his was prepping for the upcoming tunin in 5 minutes...where i was going to enter the pork chop, then looked back at me.. :? - All color drained form his face - All skin on his face drooped and his jaw dropped open - His eyes closed and rolled into his head - His response was "oh fark". - my response was "you fark". 3- Most important, their aint no way he would do that on purpose. But that does not mean we can't rag on him for it anyway. So NO he didnt do it on purpose... but that didnt stop me from hounding his a$$ about it for the next 30 hours, every chance i got.. which actually added to the enjoyment of the weekend. And of course i had to tell EVERYONE i knew there.. as well as total strangers... and even make a few people up to tell and then to be totally distraught over for days and have to seek professional therapy to help me struggle thru this tramatizing event. Of course, just to make him feel guilty, i went over and helped him out that evening... i shoulda let ya cook those 15lb briskets in the upside down smokey mountain with water pan sitting on the 14 briquettes he had in it. i actually considered turning it in as a steak. Some foreign japaneese genetically altered kobe steak. Who would know? And the only way they can prove it is DNA testing. __________________ Site Administrator and Grand PooBah CBJ with a Fuzzy Blue Hat, 18 Foot Competition Trailer, Customized Klose BYC, Custom Klose built MoAB (Mother of All Banderas) passed on to Big Dog, 1 Double Barreled Lang 84, 1 Heavily Modified Bionic Bandera, 1 Custom Super Medium Stickburning Spicewine w/stoker, 1 XL BGE, 1 Mini BGE, 1 Pit Barrel Cooker, 3 WSMs, 3 Weber Kettles, an NB Hondo, A Modified Brinkman Horizontal, DCS 48" Grill, a Broilmaster P3, a covered, pellet pooping FEC100, and our duck died. :( News Flash: "A mans worth is judged by the weight of his integrity " You know your getting older when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy Smoke on KC. WWW.BBQ-BRETHREN.COM

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