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Old 10-13-2011, 03:36 PM   #121
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I do. The problem is you cannot eat the meat for a good 350 years due to the radiation.
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Old 10-13-2011, 03:42 PM   #122
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In my world, water will evaporate even at room temperature so long as it's above the dew point.
Very interesting... On my home planet of Solanum Melongena, water will only evaporate when heated in a wok...

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Old 10-13-2011, 03:43 PM   #123
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I do. The problem is you cannot eat the meat for a good 350 years due to the radiation.
So at the end of your instructions for hot and fast, you add, let rest in cambro for 350 yrs?
That's got better shelf life than TWINKIES!! :)

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Old 10-13-2011, 04:15 PM   #124
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I cannot discuss such matters
Whoops...was that the NSA eavesdropping in I just heard?
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Old 10-13-2011, 04:20 PM   #125
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Whoops...was that the NSA eavesdropping in I just heard?
Oh, I would imagine it was quite possible. I do know the NNSA is defintely watching.
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Old 10-13-2011, 05:27 PM   #126
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Hey, look at the helicopter. It's black. I wonder why it's hovering over your house?

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Old 10-13-2011, 06:33 PM   #128
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Good to know the world is safe from drunks with laser pointers.

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Old 10-13-2011, 06:49 PM   #129
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So has anyone even thought about their man sized meat ? This thing's gone so far off topic that I almost forgot what the topic was !
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:07 PM   #130
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I am still trying to define how big the eggplant has to be.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:09 PM   #131
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9 pages of comments and the throwdown hasn't even started you chatty farkers! Damnit Gore!
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:20 PM   #132
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I'm confused.....

What if said cut of meat came from a girl cow/pig would that still qualify as a man cut or will I be dq'd?
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I am still trying to define how big the eggplant has to be.
Eggplant

Eggplants belong to the nightshade family of vegetables, which also includes tomatoes, sweet peppers and potatoes.

I am sorry to burst your bubble Colonel, but eggplant is NOT meat dude! And as stated in my special rules will be double DQ'd upon entry !
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:39 PM   #134
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Eggplants belong to the nightshade family of vegetables,
That is strictly opinion. Haven't you learned to not believe everything you see on the internet

However, if you are in fact basing your rulings based on information found on said intergoogle. I present you with this: http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/69369/

As you can see, Eggplants are indeed meat.

Also, Mr. Merriam Webster would also like to define meat as thus:

Definition of MEAT

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a : the core of something : heart

So, eggplants have cores = meat. If you insist on classifying eggplants as vegetables then fine. However, let us not forget that artichokes have hearts = meat and eggplants and artichokes are both vegetables. Thus, eggplants have hearts = meat.




P.S. This is all Gore's fault. I don't think I even like eggplant.
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:47 PM   #135
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What was this throwdown again?
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