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BBQ Brethren Throwdowns Join us in the backyard for a fun weekly contest and show off your BBQ creations! New categories are posted each week. Winners earn bragging rights, a Throwdown Certificate, and the chance to choose the next week's category. Fun people only please! If you take this too seriously you will have to leave the party until you are fun again.


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Unread 10-12-2011, 09:49 PM   #61
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Wait, now I cannot slice an eggplant to cook it either I give up
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can a half chicken be entered?
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Unread 10-12-2011, 09:58 PM   #63
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Fark, even I know chicken isn't meat. I'm still trying to figure out why the eggplant doesn't qualify though.
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Da da da da... Eggplant Man is here to save the day...

How the fark can I be of assistance?
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Hey Gore, do you have any good recipes for huge, DEAD, not mooing, oinking or baaahing, skinned and prepped farkin' huge hunk of eggplant meat?
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Da da da da... Eggplant Man is here to save the day...

How the fark can I be of assistance?
You should hand out certificates to all the winners!
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You should hand out certificates to all the winners!
What is a certificate?
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Hey Gore, do you have any good recipes for huge, DEAD, not mooing, oinking or baaahing, skinned and prepped farkin' huge hunk of eggplant meat?
It's funny you should ask. I do have one special recipe that I haven't tried in a while. I have no idea what you'd call it, but it does involve one huge farkin' hunk of eggplant meat, ... and bacon It even includes chicken, so that you can get your veggies at the same time. The details are outlined in this episode:

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=86971



It appears that Eggplant Man is here to save the day. Oh Eggplant Man, we are cooks in need of eggplant recipes. Can you suggest something special?
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You should hand out certificates to all the winners!
So you finally admit you're not sending us winners our certificates?
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So you finally admit you're not sending us winners our certificates?
Admit? A while back, maybe a year or two he told us that Smokin' Aussie Bill was in charge of providing us with really cool certificates with high tech, professional graphics. Bill's been turning these things out, but they keep getting lost in the mail apparently.
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Certificates go out sporadically in random bursts of varying long intervals to possibly nobody in particular. So I can't say "never".
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How on earth did LARGE MANLY MEAT, just one portion of said meat, ever become a whole cow TD? Geesh, men are more complicated than I ever imagined...
Well, this is why men understand maps and women don't. Only a man could grasp the idea that one inch equals a mile.

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And I don't know exactly how they kill cows...
I thought that I had explained this already.



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Grilling is fine. Things do not have to be smoked. They can be grilled or smoked. Gas and electric grills/smokers are fine. It's an open, inclusive BBQ contest, with the word BBQ encompassing what most sane people consider BBQ. The fringe that are excluded are crock pots and the like.

Does that include the BBQ pits made by crock pot?
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Does that include the BBQ pits made by crock pot?
Did you buy it? We could have a CPBP duel!
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