Sacrificial Pork Tenderloin on the Alter of Weber

deguerre · 10-09-2011, 05:01 PM

Cook Like a Bigabyte! Neighbors beware!
Fark! Farkin neighbors. Ran off right before the equinox and I had no holiday meal. Wonder if they saw Wait! Long pork! A butterflied tenderloin should do.

…um, never mind. Still, there must be some kind of astronomical event happening somewhere. Even a farking billiard game by the moons of Jupiter. Ganymede in the side gravity well! Thwack…click…blooooooop*. Sam Hain is just around the corner too. I just hafta sacrifice something.

So I marinated the loin in the Mouthwash Of Death…vinegar, cayenne, salt and lemon slice flavor. Overnight in the fridge. Then butterfly’d and rubbed with Simply Marvelous Cherry then layered with a pineapple/onion/jalapeno chutney I made for the occasion.

Butterflied, added the chutney of death and rubbed with Simply Marvelous Cherry

All tied up. Probably
deserved what was coming.

I had the resident Cherokee help (Well, OK, Make…) a very nice voodoo replica of an unnamed Oakfark denizen corn husk doll.

Final Touches...wait, what's with the long beard?!?

Now to sacrifice on the Alter of Weber…

Moved to finish cooking...

Almost done...

Final sear...

resting

Sliced up head and all...

And on a plate with bacon infused green beans and mushrooms.

Farking neighbors probably wouldn't have tasted nearly as good any way.

__________________
Thanks for Looking!

The chutney stuffed loin and grilled avocado were quite good.

Crazy Harry · 10-09-2011, 05:09 PM

at least the beard was black and not silver colored

landarc · 10-09-2011, 05:20 PM

This post just goes to show...

1. DeGuerre is far more effete than I ever thought.
2. DeGuerre is running an altered Weber, at least it is not A/Gas.
3. All those drugs from the 60's; still working!

Interesting and very Bigabytish

deguerre · 10-09-2011, 05:23 PM

Forgot to add there was also ginger paste, green onions, mustard powder, allspice and cayenne in the chutney.

Baby Back Maniac · 10-09-2011, 05:29 PM

awesome...and hilarious!

Ron_L · 10-09-2011, 05:30 PM

When the unnamed Oakfark denizen corn husk doll was cooking did you feel at all hot or sweaty?

deguerre · 10-09-2011, 05:34 PM

I managed to pi$$ off Redhot thus the face...

NorthwestBBQ · 10-09-2011, 05:35 PM

Nice voodoo!

Food looks great!

Redhot · 10-09-2011, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deguerre

Forgot to add there was also ginger paste, green onions, mustard powder, allspice and cayenne in the chutney.

All of which were my suggestions...minus the mustard powder

. I could not believe how great this turned out, I was expecting some burnt up crap, and my poor doll which I oh so painstakingly put together....all deguerre could say was "keep sprayin', spray some more", cooking spray that is!

aquablue22 · 10-09-2011, 05:45 PM

Get the farking 2 by 4, Geurry needs an adjustment!

BTW, it does looks good and I agree with Landarc, Flashblacks never stop!

Redhot · 10-09-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aquablue22

Get the farking 2 by 4, Geurry needs an adjustment!

BTW, it does looks good and I agree with Landarc, Flashblacks never stop!

Yeah, he burned my doll

, I did put his tenderloin in it though

aquablue22 · 10-09-2011, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redhot

Yeah, he burned my doll

, I did put his tenderloin in it though

Nice, you got any pron of that tenderloin dipping?

deguerre · 10-09-2011, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redhot

Yeah, he burned my doll

, I did put his tenderloin in it though

Quote:

Originally Posted by aquablue22

Nice, you got any pron of that tenderloin dipping?

landarc · 10-09-2011, 06:52 PM

For the record, the dry mustard ruins it. Bigabyte is not pro-dry mustard

Redhot · 10-09-2011, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aquablue22

Nice, you got any pron of that tenderloin dipping?

Got a pic of me slicing the loin out of my doll

10-09-2011, 05:01 PM	#1
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Sacrificial Pork Tenderloin on the Alter of Weber Cook Like a Bigabyte! Neighbors beware! Fark! Farkin neighbors. Ran off right before the equinox and I had no holiday meal. Wonder if they saw Wait! Long pork! A butterflied tenderloin should do. …um, never mind. Still, there must be some kind of astronomical event happening somewhere. Even a farking billiard game by the moons of Jupiter. Ganymede in the side gravity well! Thwack…click…blooooooop*. Sam Hain is just around the corner too. I just hafta sacrifice something. So I marinated the loin in the Mouthwash Of Death…vinegar, cayenne, salt and lemon slice flavor. Overnight in the fridge. Then butterfly’d and rubbed with Simply Marvelous Cherry then layered with a pineapple/onion/jalapeno chutney I made for the occasion. Butterflied, added the chutney of death and rubbed with Simply Marvelous Cherry All tied up. Probably deserved what was coming. I had the resident Cherokee help (Well, OK, Make…) a very nice voodoo replica of an unnamed Oakfark denizen corn husk doll. Final Touches...wait, what's with the long beard?!? Now to sacrifice on the Alter of Weber… Moved to finish cooking... Almost done... Final sear... resting Sliced up head and all... And on a plate with bacon infused green beans and mushrooms. Farking neighbors probably wouldn't have tasted nearly as good any way. __________________ Thanks for Looking! The chutney stuffed loin and grilled avocado were quite good. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

10-09-2011, 05:09 PM	#2
Crazy Harry is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 07-08-09 Location: Deer Park, Wa	at least the beard was black and not silver colored __________________ No trees were harmed in presenting this post; however, a great number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. [URL]http://www.teddybearcreations-wa.com[/URL] Note to mods: is the back link ok? When all else fails ......

10-09-2011, 05:20 PM	#3
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: sAn leAnDRo, CA	This post just goes to show... 1. DeGuerre is far more effete than I ever thought. 2. DeGuerre is running an altered Weber, at least it is not A/Gas. 3. All those drugs from the 60's; still working! Interesting and very Bigabytish __________________ [COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]me: I don't drink anymore Yelonutz: me either, but, then again, I don't drink any less [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] [COLOR=Pink]SSS[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE]

10-09-2011, 05:23 PM	#4
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Forgot to add there was also ginger paste, green onions, mustard powder, allspice and cayenne in the chutney. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

10-09-2011, 05:30 PM	#6
Ron_L Moderator Join Date: 12-09-04 Location: Wandering, but not lost Name/Nickname : Captain Ron	When the unnamed Oakfark denizen corn husk doll was cooking did you feel at all hot or sweaty? __________________ "Ron Rico, Boss. You can call me Captain Ron..." Naked Fatties Rock! PKGo X 2/PK360/Weber Q1000/Blackstone Camping Griddle/Pit Boss Pro Series 850

10-09-2011, 05:29 PM	#5
Baby Back Maniac is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 01-20-10 Location: Dallas, TX	awesome...and hilarious!

10-09-2011, 05:34 PM	#7
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	I managed to pi$$ off Redhot thus the face... __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

10-09-2011, 05:35 PM	#8
NorthwestBBQ somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-28-09 Location: Everett, WA	Nice voodoo! Food looks great!

10-09-2011, 05:45 PM	#10
aquablue22 Babbling Farker Join Date: 11-26-08 Location: Ormond Beach, Florida	Get the farking 2 by 4, Geurry needs an adjustment! BTW, it does looks good and I agree with Landarc, Flashblacks never stop! __________________ Weber Spirit E-310 Gasser 1 - Big Green Egg - Large 2 - 22.5 Weber Kettles 2 - 18.5 Weber Kettle 1 - WSM Mini I live in fear that my Wife will sell all my "TOYS" when I die for WHAT I told her I paid for them!!

10-09-2011, 06:52 PM	#14
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: sAn leAnDRo, CA	For the record, the dry mustard ruins it. Bigabyte is not pro-dry mustard __________________ [COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]me: I don't drink anymore Yelonutz: me either, but, then again, I don't drink any less [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] [COLOR=Pink]SSS[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE]