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Old 09-09-2011, 01:30 PM   #1
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What is the worse thing you heard in the judging tent?

For me, at a contest in NJ:

"Every entry with Blue's Hog I am marking down automatically."

This from one of those guys who knows everything about everything, but especially bbq. The whole table was really wishing he would shut the fark up.
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Old 09-09-2011, 01:46 PM   #2
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A tad off the mark, but mine was at an open chili cookoff; the judge wouldn't touch the entry with black beans, said it looked like "deer poop".
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Old 09-09-2011, 01:48 PM   #3
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"I really don't like Barbeque..."
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Old 09-09-2011, 01:51 PM   #4
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What is the worse thing you heard in the judging tent?

For me, at a contest in NJ:

"Every entry with Blue's Hog I am marking down automatically."

This from one of those guys who knows everything about everything, but especially bbq. The whole table was really wishing he would shut the fark up.
so thats judge farkin' six!
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"I really don't like Barbeque..."
Early on I probably would've just looked at this person *funny*. Now I'd probably ask, rather loudly, "then why the **** are you judging?!?!!"
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Old 09-09-2011, 02:06 PM   #6
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Also a little off the mark, but...

From outside the tent at 11:50am while getting my chicken ready for turn in...

"There are storms coming with 80 mile per hour winds. We're excusing the judges to go to shelter"

Two hours later we got to turn in our food.
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Old 09-09-2011, 02:06 PM   #7
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Actually, I'm sure many would like to hear this one more...

"I'm really just here for the ribs, everything else I just score an 8 or 9".
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"I really don't like Barbeque..."

Yeah, I've heard this one more than once. Usually involves a spouse who didn't want to be a bbq-widow.
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Old 09-09-2011, 02:43 PM   #9
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What is the worse thing you heard in the judging tent?

For me, at a contest in NJ:

"Every entry with Blue's Hog I am marking down automatically."

This from one of those guys who knows everything about everything, but especially bbq. The whole table was really wishing he would shut the fark up.
KCBS event? The contest rep should have been notified. That "judge" needs a talking to about prejudging. If he maintained that attitude he should have been asked to leave the judging area.
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Heard coming from OUTSIDE the judging tent after a cook got DQ'd for undercooked chicken. "Them judges don't know %&$#$#&% about BBQ, they're just here for a free ^&*(( lunch!!!"
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Also a little off the mark, but...

From outside the tent at 11:50am while getting my chicken ready for turn in...

"There are storms coming with 80 mile per hour winds. We're excusing the judges to go to shelter"

Two hours later we got to turn in our food.

I need to go back to holding chicken for 2 hours...lol Haven t had a 1st since then
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I was walking by a judge's table when I heard: "I judge down if there aren't more than six pieces". He got a talking to!

Bunny/rep at that contest
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"brisket should taste like pot roast"
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