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Unread 07-12-2011, 07:37 PM   #1
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Working forensics can suck big time. I work international cases so I'm up all hours of the night. I managed to duck out for an hour today and pulled together something simple. It don't get any simpler than pork and a whiskey apricot sauce, corn, and potato chips. I pack it all up in a container and take it to work, dinner and breakfast is good to go!

And for you budding forensic investigators out there, can you spot the victim?

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Unread 07-12-2011, 07:49 PM   #2
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Well, the giant bullet hole in the Apricot is too obvious, so it must be something else. Are those ligature marks on that piece of pork on the far right!

Pork murderer!
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Well, the giant bullet hole in the Apricot is too obvious, so it must be something else. Are those ligature marks on that piece of pork on the far right!

Pork murderer!

The 'hole' has a rational explanation, it was from the pit. No ligature marks, the murder weapon was a knife.

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This is why I only "watch" CSI.
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Looks like the one on the right has something stuck in it.....Oh the corn has been victimized too by being wrapped in foil!
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Looks like the one on the right has something stuck in it.....Oh the corn has been victimized too by being wrapped in foil!

The one on the right had previous injuries. The foiled corn has a logical explanation, they were already grilled and are wrapped to keep warm and prevent contamination.

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I'll give you a hint. When you walk up on a crime scene certain things just stand out. For example, if you've got four women and three men, it stands to reason someone is missing.

Someone is missing. Now, is this missing person a victim, or is he/she our suspect? (I've already helped you out on the first post).
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I don't see any evidence of the sauce except the apricot slices.
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I don't see any evidence of the sauce except the apricot slices.

Although this IS the crime scene, there is evidence of a sauce in another room (namely the kitchen). The sauce showed up after the fact.
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She fell through the grate!
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She fell through the grate!

Correct.

It was an accident, not a murder after all.

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*Ahem*

I hate to question a forensics expert, but this sad, sordid subject has come up repeatedly on these forums. And that subject is...

Grilled Food Suicide.

Yes. It happens. Our very own Zydecopaws had a meatball leap to it's death from the grate of his cooker. To me, it looks like this one was a jumper too.

Can you explain this?
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Don't you just hate it when that happens. I think asparagus are the worst. Whadda ya think Greenleaf??
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How do we know it was suicide? With everyone standing around watching, I bet the victim was pushed.
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Must be one of those picture host sites that blocked on my network.
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