My brisket is so good they are stealing it. - Page 2

spider22 · 02-14-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by basuraman

Electrify the handle?

As long as he does not forget about that and shock himself!!!

PitRow · 02-14-2013, 02:55 PM

Local restaurant had the same thing happen. They had a couple briskets going in a smoker out back and when they went out to check 'em, one was gone. They ended up putting locks on it.

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Originally Posted by Pitmaster T

Since the smoker is on rubber wheels, simply chock the jack with a wood or other insulator and use a 12 volt shocker. When they touch the handle they get a shock... Very unpleasant. You should see kids touch it.

unfortunately in today's society that's a good way to get sued.

jstevens9880 · 02-14-2013, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by deguerre

Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for!

You can use that line iffen you want.

No judge or jury would ever convict me.

deguerre · 02-14-2013, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ---k---

Whoa. That's crazy!

Did you call the cops? I would love to hear thier reaction to that claim.

I think a little wireless security camera is in order too. I think I've seen them for less than $200.

Not to mention the local press when they check the police reports. I smell a human interest story...

And free advertising...

yakdung · 02-14-2013, 03:07 PM

Bears love brisket too.

deguerre · 02-14-2013, 03:09 PM

Would a bear have left anything though?

GrillsGoneWild · 02-14-2013, 03:09 PM

Well you will know if it wasn't probe tender if you find it back on your pit tonight....

Bludawg · 02-14-2013, 03:10 PM

Load the shot gun they will return

ITBFQ · 02-14-2013, 03:13 PM

+1 on the camera.

gtr · 02-14-2013, 03:16 PM

Maybe cook a few of these from time to time?

Titch · 02-14-2013, 03:23 PM

Dont tell the Cops.
everyone eating a sandwich will be in danger.

spider22 · 02-14-2013, 03:33 PM

+1on the shotgun

yakdung · 02-14-2013, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by deguerre

Would a bear have left anything though?

Real bears no. Urban bears yes.

peaspurple · 02-14-2013, 03:38 PM

Thats too funny, I remember my first duty station in the Army we had a rash of folks stealing steaks right off your grill..

deerslayer8153 · 02-14-2013, 03:40 PM

My son in law had all his shoulders stolen at a cooking on a college campus.

02-14-2013, 03:09 PM	#21
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02-14-2013, 03:09 PM	#22
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02-14-2013, 03:10 PM	#23
Bludawg somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-04-09 Location: Jonesboro,Tx	Load the shot gun they will return __________________ I'm a Proxy Vegetarian> Cows eat grass & I eat cows.

02-14-2013, 03:13 PM	#24
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02-14-2013, 03:16 PM	#25
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02-14-2013, 03:07 PM	#20
yakdung is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 04-12-10 Location: Houston, Texas	Bears love brisket too.

02-14-2013, 03:23 PM	#26
Titch somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 11-17-12 Location: South East Victoria Australia Name/Nickname : Titch :-)	Dont tell the Cops. everyone eating a sandwich will be in danger.

02-14-2013, 03:33 PM	#27
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02-14-2013, 03:38 PM	#29
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02-14-2013, 03:40 PM	#30
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