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02-14-2013, 01:52 PM
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Babbling Farker
Join Date: 10-25-06
Location: Madrid, IA
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My brisket is so good they are stealing it.
Since it was a nice day yesterday, I fat the Good One going and loaded up with chicken, ribs, butts, wings and brisket. I had 5 butts and 2 briskets left on the smoker last night when I left at about 8pm last night. I get here this morning and was taking the meat off the smoker. Opened one door and all the butts were there. Opened the other door and $h!t, one of the briskets was gone. Guess I will have to make a lock for it. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1360871504.161726.jpg
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02-14-2013, 02:01 PM
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somebody shut me the fark up.
  Join Date: 07-15-09
Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL
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Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for!
 You can use that line iffen you want. 
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02-14-2013, 02:07 PM
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Babbling Farker
Join Date: 01-01-10
Location: Planet Krypton
Name/Nickname : Jon
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02-14-2013, 02:20 PM
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somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 06-26-09
Location: sAn leAnDRo, CA
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You better get on it, once they hit you they hit you over and over and over. You might want to make sure the smoker is locked in place as well.
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02-14-2013, 02:21 PM
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somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-30-11
Location: Pemberton, New Jersey
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What next?????
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02-14-2013, 02:24 PM
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is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 07-09-12
Location: Maquoketa, IA
Name/Nickname : Ron
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You may want to put up a camera too. That sucks.
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02-14-2013, 02:26 PM
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Babbling Farker
Join Date: 01-01-10
Location: Planet Krypton
Name/Nickname : Jon
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How about an NRA plaque on the smoker...........
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02-14-2013, 02:26 PM
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is Blowin Smoke!
Join Date: 09-07-10
Location: Chicago, IL - West burbs
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Whoa. That's crazy!
Did you call the cops? I would love to hear thier reaction to that claim.  I think a little wireless security camera is in order too. I think I've seen them for less than $200.
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02-14-2013, 02:30 PM
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is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 02-05-13
Location: North Wales Pa
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What kind of A hole would do something like that?
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02-14-2013, 02:32 PM
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is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 01-13-10
Location: Houston, TX
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That's nuts. +1 on the camera.
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02-14-2013, 02:32 PM
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somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 04-02-07
Location: Warren, Vermont
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Look at it this way. It will be the best BBQ they will have ever tasted and it will drive them crazy for many years to come as they eat at BBQ joint after BBQ joint trying unsuccessfully to duplicate the experience.
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02-14-2013, 02:34 PM
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Full Fledged Farker
Join Date: 06-06-11
Location: Sacramento, CA
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Electrify the handle?
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02-14-2013, 02:34 PM
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somebody shut me the fark up.
  
Join Date: 10-16-10
Location: Culver City, CA
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Well my briskets are safe, that's for sure.
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02-14-2013, 02:38 PM
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Babbling Farker
Join Date: 04-03-11
Location: Texas
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Since the smoker is on rubber wheels, simply chock the jack with a wood or other insulator and use a 12 volt shocker. When they touch the handle they get a shock... Very unpleasant. You should see kids touch it.
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