SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!

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Communications Specialist Ginger: Admiral Bigabyte, I am receiving an urgent message over an emergency channel from the Captain of the S.S. Farkanaut, sir!

Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: On screen!

Moose said:
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte,

Our Throwdown vessel has encountered an interesting development over the last couple of parsecs. A hostile party of Noobians has challenged the entirety of our veteran Throwdown guard!:crazy:

As opposed to following the Prime Directive of Throwdown Command orders and simply blasting them all to bits, I suggest the following Special TD. I think it's a great idea, as we've engaged a record number of Noobians, and I think we could get even more in this one:

Captain's Message to the Noobians said:
As the Captain of the S.S. Farkanaut, I can say without hesitation that this is not probable at this late stage of this particular battle.

Therefore, I am going to propose the following to Fleet Admiral Bigabyte:

We have a new Special Throwdown Category of Noobians Vs. Farkfleet. All Noobians and currently enlisted and veteran Farkfleet members who choose to participate will each submit an entry of their choosing. The winning group will be decided by a tally of most votes, i.e. if the Noobians have the most collective votes, the Noobians win. Of course, we all know THAT could NEVER happen!:becky:
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Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Holy Farkamole! Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop popping shrooms! Ginger, reply immediately and tell him to "Make it so!".

General Tso: What you say?

Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Also tell him that it is an OPEN CATEGORY, Standard Throwdown Rules apply, and anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team! Also, perhaps most importantly, MULTIPLE ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED for this TD only!

Science Officer Gunter: Herr Admeeral Beegabyte Sir! I haff scant zee eentire quadrant unt haff fount non signs uff eentelleegint life annyvare!

Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Gunter...that accent...are you sure you're from the Alsatian system? Oh, never mind. Gunter, direct your scanner away from our current position and give me a BS reading of the current system the S.S. Farkanaut is positioned within.

Navigator Camel-Toe Elvis: Uhh-uh-huh! Whoa Momma! No can do, sir Admiral big guy Sir, I disabled all of the levers on Gunters control panel thingie over there. I can't possibly eat any more fish. What I wouldn't do for a nice pork chop right about now. Oh momma...pork...mmmm...

General Tso: But I would disable his levers on the control panel! This means that you enable them again! You stupid fat and lazy fried peanut butter, bacon and banana eating fool! You have doomed us all live Tilapia in hell!

Bigabyte, Ginger, Gunter, Elvis and Tso: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!!!
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Okay, so it looks like...

It is ON!

Team Psycho-Poodle reporting for duty, sir. Will team Munchkin and Team e-gore be joining us? How about Team Relationship Colonel? Mongo, are you with us? And we could use the Aussie lamb farker and that Smokin' woman.

Who wants to volunteer to make the lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam?

CD
 
caseydog said:
Okay, so it looks like...

It is ON!

Team Psycho-Poodle reporting for duty, sir. Will team Munchkin and Team e-gore be joining us? How about Team Relationship Colonel? Mongo, are you with us? And we could use the Aussie lamb farker and that Smokin' woman.

Who wants to volunteer to make the lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam?

CD
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Seaman Mongo reporting for duty. :mrgreen:
 
Uhhhh, Rear Admiral Mr. Bigabyte Sir, I think that means I'm from the Nubian System, since I've never entered a Throwdown before. What is it that I am allowed to cook, Admiral Sir? Shall it be Eggplant-SPAMfish casserole or do you have something even less appetizing for me to prepare? :becky:

Uh, I just noticed a whole bunch of characters who I thought were eaten by said SPAMfish appear in the OP. Did you go through a timewarp and bring them back or are they from another dimension? :confused:

(at least you left that farkin' squirrel :whoo:)
 
Gore said:
Uhhhh, Rear Admiral Mr. Bigabyte Sir, I think that means I'm from the Nubian System, since I've never entered a Throwdown before. What is it that I am allowed to cook, Admiral Sir? Shall it be Eggplant-SPAMfish casserole or do you have something even less appetizing for me to prepare? :becky:

Uh, I just noticed a whole bunch of characters who I thought were eaten by said SPAMfish appear in the OP. Did you go through a timewarp and bring them back or are they from another dimension? :confused:

(at least you left that farkin' squirrel :whoo:)
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Mongo see what Gore sees...

"anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team!"

We are all Noobians under farking special rules. :tsk:
 
bbqchicken said:
what? So people can enter the entire summer?
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Nope. Standard rules apply, meaning one entry from each person can be voted on. However, if you enter and later think you have something better, you can enter the new dish to replace your old one.

The extra time should capture extra people.
 
Gore said:
Uhhhh, Rear Admiral Mr. Bigabyte Sir, I think that means I'm from the Nubian System, since I've never entered a Throwdown before. What is it that I am allowed to cook, Admiral Sir? Shall it be Eggplant-SPAMfish casserole or do you have something even less appetizing for me to prepare? :becky:

Uh, I just noticed a whole bunch of characters who I thought were eaten by said SPAMfish appear in the OP. Did you go through a timewarp and bring them back or are they from another dimension? :confused:

(at least you left that farkin' squirrel :whoo:)
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So, you wish to abandon your own people. We've competed with you, voted for you, celebrated your wins, and mourned your losses. We've remained true to you, even after the great Caveman ClusterFark of 2012.

And, you want to play for the other team?

Shame on you, mister Gore. It hurts me to type your name. :tsk:

You are either with us, or with those who wish to destroy the Throwdowns. Choose carefully, for we are slow to forget.

CD :becky:
 
Al Czervik said:
Mongo see what Gore sees...

"anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team!"

We are all Noobians under farking special rules. :tsk:
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Hey, it's bigabyte. He's a little slow. You've been around long enough to know that what he writes is often not what he means.

CD
 
caseydog said:
Okay, so it looks like...

It is ON!

Team Psycho-Poodle reporting for duty, sir. Will team Munchkin and Team e-gore be joining us? How about Team Relationship Colonel? Mongo, are you with us? And we could use the Aussie lamb farker and that Smokin' woman.

Who wants to volunteer to make the lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam?

CD
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I will volunteer. Don't be surprised if it turns out looking like chicken. :becky:
 
Al Czervik said:
Mongo see what Gore sees...

"anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team!"

We are all Noobians under farking special rules. :tsk:
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OK, I'm going to Moose that and say that anyone who does not fit the Noobian definition is a veteran by default.
 
caseydog said:
So, you wish to abandon your own people. We've competed with you, voted for you, celebrated your wins, and mourned your losses. We've remained true to you, even after the great Caveman ClusterFark of 2012.

And, you want to play for the other team?

Shame on you, mister Gore. It hurts me to type your name. :tsk:

You are either with us, or with those who wish to destroy the Throwdowns. Choose carefully, for we are slow to forget.

CD :becky:
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Now I'm really farkin' confused. CD, you're the one who constantly reminds me that I've never cooked anything. Now which is it? :tsk: The team doesn't much matter, just need to know who I'm to take orders from.

Also, did you want to normalize the votes; i.e., divide the totals by the number of participants on each team.
 
Gore said:
Now I'm really farkin' confused. CD, you're the one who constantly reminds me that I've never cooked anything. Now which is it? :tsk: The team doesn't much matter, just need to know who I'm to take orders from.

Also, did you want to normalize the votes; i.e., divide the totals by the number of participants on each team.
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Gore, I love ya' brother, but I have to admit that my main concern is that ecode shows up for our team. If I have to suck up to you to make that happen, so be it.

Hey, have you lost weight. You look so thin.

CD
 
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