:becky:The Too Sauced To Pork Guide to Free chit:becky:
So you wanna come out and check out a BBQ Contest…but you know not a team
1) Become a BBQ BRETHREN
a) look at the “contest announcement” posts in the competition forum
b) strike up a conversation with the participants of that contest
c) because we are basically a family, you will probably get an invite
d) post in the “team mentoring” area offering your help as a pit monkey
2) Come out on Friday night
a) Walk around and chat people up about their pits
b) Bring a bottle of smooth moonshine (or similar liquor)…and Dixie cups
c) Bring a small cooler of your own beer
d) Offer to do some dishes
e) Offer to run or block for the team for turn ins on Saturday – ONLY after you are trusted. If the smoker is the heart, the runner is the blood carrying the life of the team (the turn in box) Teams don’t trust just anybody with this, but they will definitely take a blocker any day of the week
3) Research
a) get on the web and talk to teams on their facebook, webpages, and other social media
b) Volunteer at the contest – call the organizer and get involved
c) Take a judging class – then repeat steps 1 and 2 above.
4) Come out Saturday
a) We will be VERY busy from 9am-1:30pm. Please do not take offense if we are a little short with you, we are not trying to be rude…well most of us are not trying to be rude.
b) If you come before 9 BRING COFFEE! I will hug you. 2 sugar 1 cream
c) Like I said if you bring a thermos of coffee, we will definitely talk to you and possibly invite you back later.
d) Best time is after 1:30pm
A few Rules
1) DON’T be a salesman and try to sell yourself into my booth…BBQers have innate bullchit monitors, we see right through it. Be yourself and be honest, we are people just like you.
2) DON’T overstay your welcome…If you notice a lack of conversation on our part, that is your signal to leave without us hurting your feelings. Please don’t make us hurt your feelings, some of us are quite good at it.
3) DON’T be a Delta Bravo…(D BAG)…Teams will not stand for it, and will vote you right off the island.
4) DO…bring some beverages and offer us one…chances are we will return the favor.
5) DO…Realize that if we don’t talk to you there could be a reason. We all have jobs, family, and other hobbies that may be on our mind. We all have lives outside of BBQ, and that could be effecting us at the contest. Teams are there to compete, they are not there to entertain spectators. Many people pay to get into a contest and expect us to give them things, and to entertain them at the drop of a hat. If you get the cold shoulder don’t be hurt, just move on.