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10-11-2013, 12:39 PM | #1 |
is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 04-20-13
Location: Pleasant Prairie, WI
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What my wife said....
So you have to understand, my wife doesn't do a lot of cooking and I don't think she has ever grilled anything let alone BBQ. That being said, last night as she was putting some left over chicken in the frig that I had done on the rotisserie I hear the following:
Why do you have such big meat? She hears me start to chuckle and adds "in the frig." Needless to say I thought it was hilarious and had to share. I had a pair of 8+ lbs Butts in there that are now on the cooker. Does anyone else have interesting commentary they would care to share?
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10-11-2013, 12:56 PM | #2 |
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Join Date: 12-18-12
Location: Dearborn Mi, Manton Mi
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woodpile material
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10-11-2013, 01:10 PM | #3 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 07-03-12
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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I have had a few gay female friends say that they loved my meat in their mouth, when talking about my bbq.
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10-11-2013, 01:47 PM | #4 |
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Join Date: 07-14-09
Location: Lake Sinclair, GA
Name/Nickname : Hance
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As long as your meat is in their mouths, does anything else really matter?....
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10-11-2013, 01:53 PM | #5 |
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Join Date: 04-30-12
Location: Huntsville, AL
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had a girl telling me "I want some of you butt....." a while back
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10-11-2013, 02:03 PM | #6 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-09-13
Location: Round Rock, TX
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If they don't love having your meat in their mouths, you are doing it wrong...
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10-11-2013, 02:10 PM | #7 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-04-09
Location: Jonesboro,Tx
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I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.
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10-11-2013, 02:19 PM | #8 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-09-13
Location: Round Rock, TX
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10-11-2013, 02:19 PM | #9 |
is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 01-10-09
Location: Ohio
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Nice one BluDawg
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10-11-2013, 02:21 PM | #10 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 10-16-10
Location: Culver City, CA
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"the frig"?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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10-11-2013, 02:38 PM | #11 |
On the road to being a farker
Join Date: 08-22-09
Location: Sebring Fl
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10-11-2013, 02:50 PM | #12 |
On the road to being a farker
Join Date: 10-17-11
Location: Central Pa/S Jersey
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Went to a buddy's house in the early am to pick him up for fishing...I went into the kitchen to show his wife a pic of a large striper I had caught previously...She looks at it and says.."My, that is a beauty...AND HUGE!"....I hear him holler in from the living room, "Hey, what are you showing her?"....
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10-11-2013, 02:59 PM | #13 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 01-01-10
Location: Planet Krypton
Name/Nickname : Jon
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Virgin newlyweds.................EH
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10-11-2013, 03:08 PM | #14 |
is Blowin Smoke!
Join Date: 01-09-13
Location: Tupelo, MS
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WOW this thread went straight into the gutter ...
I had to read it 6 or 7 times so far to see all the racey comments |
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10-11-2013, 04:33 PM | #15 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-27-13
Location: Princeton, TX
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My wife just says "Get that meat out of my [freezer] box."
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