SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!

Viva les veterans!!!

This is my next volley agains the Noobians after the failed nuclear SPAM strike!

I started with a double barrel shot of Pork Butts from Sam's.



I disarmed the firing pins and arranged the munitions.



Then I ground them up.



I added seasonings per the recipe on brother thirdeye's site for Italian Sausage, the one with the white wine and romano cheese.:thumb:



Then I let the sausage rest overnight to store energy that will be unleashed on the noobs in a viscous manner...err...visious manner.

The next day I chopped up some onions to make the noobs cry and put them in some olive oil in one of my best rib boilers.



After the onions heated for a bit I added some garlic, in case they might be vampires!:shocked:



When the onions and garlic were good and translucent I added some seasonings and tomatoes to let that simmer all day. Give the noobs plenty of time to think about their impending doom.



While that was simmering I grabbed some of the Italian Sausage I made the night before and arranged a bacon weave.



I then grabbed assembled the cruise missile.



I put the cruise missile in torpedo bay 1 with some pecan chunks for flavor.



A bit later I went to check on the sauce and decided it was time to run it through the centrifuge to make it weapons grade.



A little while later the cruise missile was launched!



I had a slice out of the middle. That is a tasty sausage! If you haven't tried the recipe...what the fark are you waiting for?



The carnage from the fatty was awesome.



I jarred up half of the sauce to store for use later for peaceful purposes. Then I added the chopped fatty to the rest of the sauce and then that cook up for a while to get good and angry.



The next day I started working on the plastic explosives.



I let the dough rest for a half hour before rolling out to cut into the noodles.



Then I took a half size aluminum pan to make a directed charge for ultimate destruction upon the noobian target, and put some meat sauce in the bottom.



Then some parmesan cheese.



Then a layer of noodles.



Some Ricotta cheese. And not that wimpy skim crap either!



Some mozzerella.



More meat sauce.



Parmesan.



Noodles...you get the idea...



After the last noodles layer was added, I topped it with more mozzerella and parmesan.



I put that in torpedo bay 2 with Pecan chunks for smokey goodness at 325 for about an hour and a half, until it looked like this.



After letting it rest a bit, the weapon was deployed.







I made the plastic explosives a bit thick, but it was still a very effective attack!

Thanks for looking.

Fark! This battle is getting intense!

Invisibility cloak? Look, this isn't farking Harry Potter here, it's farking navel something or other or some such waterey Davey farking Jones sort of farking blow em up type farking chit...now blast em!