Discussion Thread -> "Kettle Cook Off!" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

Moose · 05-07-2014, 12:16 PM

Our new TD category is...

"Kettle Cook Off!"

This is a chitter kettle. It is not a Weber. I purchased it at Wal Mart. It holds Charcoal. It cooks. Therefore, it is a charcoal kettle.

If you'd like to see how this meat turned out from the Chitter Kettle, you can check it out HERE.

As chosen by sliding billy for his two way tie with TailGateJoeCom on the "Easter Feast & Leftovers" Throwdown!

CATEGORY DESCRIPTION - READ BEFORE ENTERING

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Originally Posted by sliding_billy

TailGateJoecom said for me to pick something for the next throwdown. I would like the theme to be "Cooked on a Charcoal Kettle!" Uncooked ingredients can be in the entry shot. Also, must include at least one pic of the main ingredient(s) on the kettle so we can see the charcoal burning method and type of cooker, etc.

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 5/9 through Sunday 5/18.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 5/19

Click here to READ THE RULES for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...

***The below disclaimer is intended to prevent any and all douchebags from committing any and all forms of douchebaggery in the wrong place. BE ADVISED***

This thread is for all general discussion of the category, entries, be that discussion on topic or wackadoodled to any various degree. Woodpile rules WILL be enforced in this thread in regards to moderation.

Best of luck and even better eats to all!

bigabyte · 05-07-2014, 12:17 PM

Woo-Hoo! I've got my vacu-sucked bags of charcoal at the ready to put in the Crock Pot. I hope I remember to take a pic of the dish while it's cooking in the Crock Pot. I would hate to get DQ'ed.

peeps · 05-07-2014, 12:26 PM

Sweet...was thinking about grilling on the Kettle this weekend or next anyways!

Moose · 05-07-2014, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by peeps

Sweet...was thinking about grilling on the Kettle this weekend or next anyways!

Careful, now, peeps. This is the Non-Quality delinquent discussion thread.

peeps · 05-07-2014, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Moose

Careful, now, peeps. This is the Non-Quality delinquent discussion thread.

I never said my cooking was quality!

But, would my mini WSM qualify? It is a kettle at is's core...

Or maybe I could use that tea kettle Tasha talked me into buying that she never uses...drop some coals in there, fit a grate over the water opening, and grill a small cut

deguerre · 05-07-2014, 01:07 PM

90 percent of my cooks, even longish ones, are done on my kettle. It's just too versatile. Gotta be defective, it's so good.

sliding_billy · 05-07-2014, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by deguerre

90 percent of my cooks, even longish ones, are done on my kettle. It's just too versatile. Gotta be defective, it's so good.

Precisely why I chose this as the throwdown. I liked the idea of it being freestyle as far as what was prepared and figured a kettle would result in a wide variety of cooks because of its versatility.

Moose · 05-07-2014, 02:12 PM

Versatility indeed!

So technically, I could fill a cast iron kettle full of hot coals, put a grill on top, and I would have a charcoal kettle.

I like this!

bigabyte · 05-07-2014, 02:14 PM

I heard that a Crock Pot is a type of kettle. That's why I vacu-sucked my charcoal. I didn't want it getting wet in the crock pot.

deguerre · 05-07-2014, 02:15 PM

The magical edit struck again right before my eyes...

Moose · 05-07-2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigabyte

I heard that a Crock Pot is a type of kettle. That's why I vacu-sucked my charcoal. I didn't want it getting wet in the crock pot.

Something tells me you're actually going to do this...

bigabyte · 05-07-2014, 02:18 PM

It will be a double entry!

Moose · 05-07-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bigabyte

It will be a double entry!

***duh***

Moose · 05-07-2014, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigabyte

It will be a double entry!

bigabyte · 05-07-2014, 02:44 PM

Is that a bottomless bag?

If not, you can use my pants, they are.

05-07-2014, 12:17 PM	#2
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Woo-Hoo! I've got my vacu-sucked bags of charcoal at the ready to put in the Crock Pot. I hope I remember to take a pic of the dish while it's cooking in the Crock Pot. I would hate to get DQ'ed. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

05-07-2014, 12:26 PM	#3
peeps somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-09-13 Location: Round Rock, TX	Sweet...was thinking about grilling on the Kettle this weekend or next anyways! __________________ - [B][COLOR="darkorange"]Earl [/COLOR][/B]- My Custom Vertical Offset Smoker by AJ's Custom Cookers ([URL="http://bit.ly/1gelc9M"]build link[/URL]) - [B][COLOR="darkorange"]Colt[/COLOR][/B] - Superior SS-2 w/ DigiQ DXII- Courtesy of Gainesville Jaycees and Superior Smokers - [B]Weber Kettle 22.5 OTG[/B] w/ Craycort Cast Iron Grates - [B][COLOR="darkorange"]Major[/COLOR][/B] - Mini WSM (from SJS) [B][COLOR="Blue"]Certified IMBAS MOINK Baller![/COLOR][/B] ([URL="http://bit.ly/1lr5cKx"]Certificate of Authenticity[/URL]) / [B][COLOR="Blue"]Join the fun in the [URL="http://bit.ly/1ew3H57"]Throwdowns[/URL]![/COLOR][/B]

05-07-2014, 01:07 PM	#6
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	90 percent of my cooks, even longish ones, are done on my kettle. It's just too versatile. Gotta be defective, it's so good. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

05-07-2014, 02:12 PM	#8
Moose somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-12-08 Location: Gallatin, TN Name/Nickname : Richard	Versatility indeed! So technically, I could fill a cast iron kettle full of hot coals, put a grill on top, and I would have a charcoal kettle. I like this! __________________ Moose *Showcase Your Cooking in the BBQ Brethren Throwdowns!* 2017's "Mayo Explosion" The 2022 Steak Cooking Controversy: Follow the Science! Check out my blog: www.mooseonfire.com

05-07-2014, 02:14 PM	#9
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	I heard that a Crock Pot is a type of kettle. That's why I vacu-sucked my charcoal. I didn't want it getting wet in the crock pot. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

05-07-2014, 02:15 PM	#10
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	The magical edit struck again right before my eyes... __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

05-07-2014, 02:18 PM	#12
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	It will be a double entry! __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

05-07-2014, 02:44 PM	#15
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Is that a bottomless bag? If not, you can use my pants, they are. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.