When the wrong people tell you how to cook

Babyboomerboy · Nov 23, 2012

I was cooking, (smoking) a fattie the other day when one of the guys down the street who walking his dog, came by to see what I was doing. I showed him the fattie and he ask if that was bacon I had wrapped around it. When I told him it was, he became so disgusted at the sight of that he started to explain to me that I was killing myself for using that much fat. He began telling me all the things that were going to happen to my insides if I ate that thing. Then, he suggested that I start cooking, (smoking) only fresh vegetables and I would be healthier and live longer. Well to make a long story short, I found this sign that I am putting up beside my smoker in case he happens back by. What do you all think of this????:bow::bow::bow:

Titch · Nov 23, 2012

I like that.
Cheers.
Titch

bengel · Nov 23, 2012

Life's Short - Eat More Fatties!

Smoked our first Fatties yesterday for T-Day appetizers. Made a Relleno & Thanksgiving Fatties. Even the health nuts loved them! Everything in moderation. Love the sign.

5string · Nov 23, 2012

Love it

timzcardz · Nov 23, 2012

You obviously have absolutely no grasp of the problem!

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians?

Really?

You sir, haven't got a clue!

The number is millions or billions!

If you are going to downplay the magnitude of the problem, then very few will even take notice.

Lake Dogs · Nov 23, 2012

www.vegan-mutants.com

captndan · Nov 23, 2012

Tell him his grass needs mowing.

Boshizzle · Nov 23, 2012

Why are people so filled with hate? What has broccoli ever done to him?

tnjimbob · Nov 23, 2012

They say they don't eat anything with a face. Besides a whole hog, have you ever bought any meat that had a face? I didn't think so.

Vegetables are what my food eats. :mrgreen:

Enkidu · Nov 23, 2012

I don't care so much when people are vegetarian/vegan. In fact, a few vegetarian friends of my wife occasionally come over when I BBQ and they enjoy all of the non-meat BBQ. What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating. Usually I just nod and smile.

NBBD · Nov 23, 2012

Enkidu said:
What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating.

Especially on your own property... Babybookerboy, how well do you know this guy?!?

buccaneer · Nov 23, 2012

Babyboomerboy said:
I was cooking, (smoking) a fattie the other day when one of the guys down the street who walking his dog, came by to see what I was doing. I showed him the fattie and he ask if that was bacon I had wrapped around it. When I told him it was, he became so disgusted at the sight of that he started to explain to me that I was killing myself for using that much fat. He began telling me all the things that were going to happen to my insides if I ate that thing. Then, he suggested that I start cooking, (smoking) only fresh vegetables and I would be healthier and live longer. Well to make a long story short, I found this sign that I am putting up beside my smoker in case he happens back by. What do you all think of this????:bow::bow::bow:

When I first read this I just couldn't understand why, as an American with the law to support you, that you didn't shoot the guy.
Then I realized he had his dog with him.
I commend you on your sensitivity, that would have deeply shocked the dog, even tho the following day the dog would have LOVED YOU when it finally chowed down on some meat for a change :heh:

gtr · Nov 23, 2012

I certainly don't like being preached to about what I eat, and I can't help but laugh at how a bacon wrapped fatty must terrify a vegetarian. :laugh: You should send your avatar to his house and scare him some more. :thumb:

And, obviously, in all things, moderation - including moderation.

Daggs · Nov 23, 2012

Sounds like my mother who is never happy with the way I cook.
Did you offer him some? All my neighbors come out when I'm smoking just to tell me that their mouths are watering from the smell... Sorry for your A+hole neighbor!

Sway · Nov 23, 2012

Enkidu said:
What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating.

I wanna die happy, not hungry.

pitbossJB · Nov 23, 2012

I need a sign like that.

Boshizzle · Nov 23, 2012

I think it's much better to eat a turkey than to act like one.

code3rrt · Nov 23, 2012

Funny thing is, I've been around several vegetarians who go on their bandwagons, and they seem to have all kinds of minor ailments that they are always complaining about. Always makes me wonder.

Garrett · Nov 23, 2012

I think this would work too!!

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buccaneer · Nov 23, 2012

code3rrt said:
Funny thing is, I've been around several vegetarians who go on their bandwagons, and they seem to have all kinds of minor ailments that they are always complaining about. Always makes me wonder.

Yeah...but on the other hand, in history almost all the people who died were meat eaters, vegetarians make up about one percent!:caked:
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