Omg grease fire w/ pron

I know it's only Tuesday and I usually
ain't allowed to cook until the weekend.
So let me tell you the story that started
just the other day. Most know how the
little woman feels about me and my
smoking. With this in mind she comes
in the LR the other day and says,
I found a recipe for a BBQ Casserole
and it just sounds delicious. You would
have to smoke some pork butts but
I want to try this. Now I am afeared,
don't know this woman, what
happened to my wife. But hey, don't
care, I got a go ahead to smoke butts:biggrin:.
So today I stop by Sam's to pick up
a couple of butts to start off in the
morning before I leave out for work.
What so I see just 50 or so feet away
from the butts. Rib Eyes reduced for
quick sale, they must have
seen me coming.

Steak on Tuesday, not usually
a splurge this early in the week.
But what the h*ll I'm saving
about $6 and I am sure she
want mind so I grab the up.

OK, Grease Fire, I had the coals
about right and came inside to
get a drink. Son came running in
screaming your grill is on fire,,
your grill is on fire!!!!!!! It's OK
son I am going to cook steaks, it
just the charcoal getting heated.
No Paw Paw It looks like it's melting,
the fire is coming out the bottom.:shock:

Now I know I am supposed
to clean this damn thing.
Burning it out to clean the
grate apparently isn't the same
as a good cleaning.:roll::icon_blush:

Almost ready Picture

Paw Paw I think it's melting picture.

Fire almost put out and Rib Eyes cooking.

This one here is for me.

Plated for supper.

First Cut


You like the leopard back drop I
used for the picture. Well Matthew comes walking
in to the LR where I am enjoying my steak.
Why is the sheet to my bed on the stove
Paw Paw. Wife cuts her eyes over to me.
I needed a backdrop for the picture I said.
I just washed that she said.
I didn't get it dirty I said.
So I looked at the boy and
said put the back drop back on the bed baby.
( Coal Miners Daughter Mod:biggrin.

Well I thought it was funny.

You know your a Brethren when you stop to take a picture of your cooker burning up, before you put out the fire.

Either you all are being kind or no one has noticed. One of those Rib Eyes is a 1&1/2" thick Porterhouse T-Bone. It was also Reduced for quick sale. I told y'all they seen me coming.:roll::wink: