bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
Communications Specialist Ginger: Admiral Bigabyte, I am receiving an urgent message over an emergency channel from the Captain of the S.S. Farkanaut, sir!
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: On screen!
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Holy Farkamole! Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop popping shrooms! Ginger, reply immediately and tell him to "Make it so!".
General Tso: What you say?
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Also tell him that it is an OPEN CATEGORY, Standard Throwdown Rules apply, and anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team! Also, perhaps most importantly, MULTIPLE ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED for this TD only!
Science Officer Gunter: Herr Admeeral Beegabyte Sir! I haff scant zee eentire quadrant unt haff fount non signs uff eentelleegint life annyvare!
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Gunter...that accent...are you sure you're from the Alsatian system? Oh, never mind. Gunter, direct your scanner away from our current position and give me a BS reading of the current system the S.S. Farkanaut is positioned within.
Navigator Camel-Toe Elvis: Uhh-uh-huh! Whoa Momma! No can do, sir Admiral big guy Sir, I disabled all of the levers on Gunters control panel thingie over there. I can't possibly eat any more fish. What I wouldn't do for a nice pork chop right about now. Oh momma...pork...mmmm...
General Tso: But I would disable his levers on the control panel! This means that you enable them again! You stupid fat and lazy fried peanut butter, bacon and banana eating fool! You have doomed us all live Tilapia in hell!
Bigabyte, Ginger, Gunter, Elvis and Tso: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!!!
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Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: On screen!
Moose said:Fleet Admiral Bigabyte,
Our Throwdown vessel has encountered an interesting development over the last couple of parsecs. A hostile party of Noobians has challenged the entirety of our veteran Throwdown guard!:crazy:
As opposed to following the Prime Directive of Throwdown Command orders and simply blasting them all to bits, I suggest the following Special TD. I think it's a great idea, as we've engaged a record number of Noobians, and I think we could get even more in this one:
Captain's Message to the Noobians said:As the Captain of the S.S. Farkanaut, I can say without hesitation that this is not probable at this late stage of this particular battle.
Therefore, I am going to propose the following to Fleet Admiral Bigabyte:
We have a new Special Throwdown Category of Noobians Vs. Farkfleet. All Noobians and currently enlisted and veteran Farkfleet members who choose to participate will each submit an entry of their choosing. The winning group will be decided by a tally of most votes, i.e. if the Noobians have the most collective votes, the Noobians win. Of course, we all know THAT could NEVER happen!:becky:
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Holy Farkamole! Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop popping shrooms! Ginger, reply immediately and tell him to "Make it so!".
General Tso: What you say?
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Also tell him that it is an OPEN CATEGORY, Standard Throwdown Rules apply, and anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team! Also, perhaps most importantly, MULTIPLE ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED for this TD only!
Science Officer Gunter: Herr Admeeral Beegabyte Sir! I haff scant zee eentire quadrant unt haff fount non signs uff eentelleegint life annyvare!
Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Gunter...that accent...are you sure you're from the Alsatian system? Oh, never mind. Gunter, direct your scanner away from our current position and give me a BS reading of the current system the S.S. Farkanaut is positioned within.
Navigator Camel-Toe Elvis: Uhh-uh-huh! Whoa Momma! No can do, sir Admiral big guy Sir, I disabled all of the levers on Gunters control panel thingie over there. I can't possibly eat any more fish. What I wouldn't do for a nice pork chop right about now. Oh momma...pork...mmmm...
General Tso: But I would disable his levers on the control panel! This means that you enable them again! You stupid fat and lazy fried peanut butter, bacon and banana eating fool! You have doomed us all live Tilapia in hell!
Bigabyte, Ginger, Gunter, Elvis and Tso: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!!!
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