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11-30-2006, 08:12 AM | #31 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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I can picture the kids runnin' for cover and the dogs lickin their chops-I've been there!
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11-30-2006, 09:06 AM | #32 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Always nice to revisit a blast from the past!
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12-01-2006, 12:01 AM | #33 | |
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12-01-2006, 02:43 AM | #34 |
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Grand Pooh- I have several observations...First, the kids, the dog, and wife all hold you in the highest regard. Dare I say they appreciate like no other what you go thru to feed them some of the finest Q on the planet.
Second, not withstanding your piss and vinegar at the site of this catastrophy, I wonder how they must have felt(cuz I know exactly what YOU felt). Tragedy, helplessness, hoplessness, sadness at the site of you in a sea of meat and marinade which you worked so hard to prepare comes to mind. I would have cried.... All I can say is, thank god I'm not alone in the world when it comes to this kind of scheeize. Cuz thats how I feel when it happens to me. Alone. But we're not brother!!! Schiez happens to all of us!!!! Your sense of humore will carry you, and the rest of us thru times like these. Thanks for sharing the story Fin
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12-01-2006, 12:46 PM | #35 | |
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FEAR!!! The look on both their faces was FEAR!!! They both came into the room and froze. When James ran into the garage, and came back with mariande mop.. THATS what lightened things up.. but he still did it with FEAR. As he held out the mop, you can see he was ready to RUN!. Jackie just kinda ran in circles with her eyes blinking and hands waving.. Hope everyone realizes, this was 3 years ago... a resurected classic from another thread. The sick think is, that when i replaced my fridge this past summer, the stain was still there, and still some crud way in the back.. James saw it and said... Hey DAD!! Remember that stuff?
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12-01-2006, 01:01 PM | #36 |
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Next time you decide to move 50# of meat and marinade like that, make sure you have video rolling. At least you could win some money on funniest home videos.
Between this, and the Boy Scout flatbed incident, you should have a camera crew follow you around all day.
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12-01-2006, 07:39 PM | #37 |
Knows what a fatty is.
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I NOW and spit, snot and coffee all over my screen and keyboard !!!!!!!!!
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03-12-2008, 06:28 PM | #38 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Bump
Phil, I read this thread when ever I've had a bad day... Been there done that! Thanks again for posting. (It ALWAYS makes me laugh!)
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03-12-2008, 06:36 PM | #39 |
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My son just came home from school and Im laughin my arse off......im listenin to satellite radio so he figured it was somethin on there, but I had it on mute....hes 11 so didnt quite get it, but he did get a chuckle out of the dogs and said sounds like sis and me when you get mad at the part of what the kids should do.....HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
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03-12-2008, 06:50 PM | #40 |
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I started reading this an thought, Oh no not again." Then I looked at the date... but it is some funny chit.
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03-12-2008, 07:04 PM | #41 |
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Wow! I guess there is a reason behind the madness as to why I put baking sheets underneath my double-wrapped marinated foods. My wife gets a chuckle when she watches me prep foods. I tell her 'I don't want to find out I have the defective bags in the bunch'.
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03-12-2008, 07:26 PM | #43 |
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Reminds me of a time I thought I would be creative and do some chocolate bowls like I say on food tv. You take a blown up balloon and dip it in melted chocolate and then sit is aside to harden. Once hardened you pop the balloon and you are left with a nice bowl of chocolate you can fill with ice cream, fruit, etc.
Well as I learned, you don't want to use balloons that are close to their max size and you also want to use chocolate that is just barely melted and not very hot. We were still cleaning chocolate off the walls, cabinets and ceiling 3 years after this incident when we were moving out.
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03-12-2008, 08:38 PM | #44 |
Take a breath!
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Dang, I'm Dive resurrected this. That was the funniest damn thing I have read all week. The people at work keep asking if I am okay, because I'm snorting from laughing so hard, and I just spit apple juice on my computer screen!
Thanks Phil, for giving us a classic to laugh at. |
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03-12-2008, 08:44 PM | #45 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Thats funny chit, thanks for bumping it up.
I can't believe nobody gave you any of this though.......
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