BBQ Brethren *OFFICIAL* IMBAS MOINK Ball Certificates now available! - Page 20

bigabyte · 03-13-2014, 02:44 PM

Oh my, look at all these worthy, delicious looking MOINK Balls!

I'll get some certs out soon, I promise.

clweed · 03-18-2014, 08:00 PM

Here is my first attempt at MOINK Balls, hopefully they worthy of the Brethren.

Cooked on my Scheer Vaquero Rotisserie, they turned out great!

Sweet Potatoes and Asparagus

Ready for the plate

insaneh · 03-24-2014, 05:44 AM

My humble MOINK ball submission.
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps67f5cf17.jpg
Angus beef, bread crumbs, onions spices and egg whites.
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps936b80b4.jpg
Maple cured pork bacon and barbecue rub.
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps36718f48.jpg
Ready to rock.
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0fc05ef0.jpg
Consider them rocked.
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9b218ebf.jpg
http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8b441f92.jpg

bigabyte · 03-24-2014, 09:42 AM

Someone reminded me that I never got these last certificates out. I'm working on them now. They will be up soon.

bigabyte · 03-24-2014, 09:55 AM

gtr · 03-24-2014, 10:50 AM

Are there MOINK police somewhere? I saw some serious farking violations this weekend at Santa Anita Park. I was at one stand where I ordered brisket, and as they went back to get it one of the cooks came and dumped some kinda chit they were representing as MOINKs in the warmer and I'm not kidding when I say I just about ran away at the sight of them. Of course my morbid curiosity took hold and I ate some brisket that did not rock.

And the MOINKs - I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be almost raw on one side and burnt on the other. I should've sicked Chambers (IMBAS Sgt. At Arms) on those farkers.

JamieK · 03-24-2014, 02:04 PM

Thanks for the Certifcation

Ron_L · 03-24-2014, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieK

I never got a Certifcate for my Submission on pg. 19, was it not worthy???

Look up...

JamieK · 03-24-2014, 02:07 PM

Thanks Ron, found it, needed to scroll over to the right to see it.

Dr. Trout Bum · 03-25-2014, 04:05 PM

Yes, thanks. I'll display it proudly.

bluegrass smoke · 04-13-2014, 03:13 PM

Moink's for the Masters!!!
ALL beef meatballs and Costco bacon with a Pig on Beale Rub I picked up in Memphis!!
thanks

chambersuac · 04-13-2014, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluegrass smoke

Moink's for the Masters!!!
ALL beef meatballs and Costco bacon with a Pig on Beale Rub I picked up in Memphis!!
thanks

Have you read through the thread at all? As the IMBAS Sgt. at Arms it is my duty to inform you that you have violated spelling protocol and the Treaty of Kansas City. The delicacy that you made are called, "MOINK balls." It is imperative that you CAPITALIZE the word MOINK. Faliure to do so may cause fines, time in the penalty box, or both.

However, since the violation occurred on Palm Sunday, you are forgiven. Carry on and use lowercase no more!

bigabyte · 04-13-2014, 05:06 PM

With the blessing of the IMBAS Sgt at Arms, I hereby grant you...

loco_engr · 04-13-2014, 07:19 PM

Do these older pics qualify?

bluegrass smoke · 04-14-2014, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chambersuac

Have you read through the thread at all? As the IMBAS Sgt. at Arms it is my duty to inform you that you have violated spelling protocol and the Treaty of Kansas City. The delicacy that you made are called, "MOINK balls." It is imperative that you CAPITALIZE the word MOINK. Faliure to do so may cause fines, time in the penalty box, or both.

However, since the violation occurred on Palm Sunday, you are forgiven. Carry on and use lowercase no more!

With the Masters on I get a little crazy!!! My apologizes to all!!
Happy Easter
MOINK Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-13-2014, 02:44 PM	#286
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Oh my, look at all these worthy, delicious looking MOINK Balls! I'll get some certs out soon, I promise. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-24-2014, 05:44 AM	#288
insaneh Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 01-21-14 Location: NH	My humble MOINK ball submission. http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps67f5cf17.jpg Angus beef, bread crumbs, onions spices and egg whites. http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps936b80b4.jpg Maple cured pork bacon and barbecue rub. http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps36718f48.jpg Ready to rock. http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0fc05ef0.jpg Consider them rocked. http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9b218ebf.jpg http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8b441f92.jpg __________________ I'm just here to see what cowgirl cooked.

03-24-2014, 09:42 AM	#289
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Someone reminded me that I never got these last certificates out. I'm working on them now. They will be up soon. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-24-2014, 09:55 AM	#290
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	__________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-24-2014, 10:50 AM	#291
gtr somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-16-10 Location: Culver City, CA	Are there MOINK police somewhere? I saw some serious farking violations this weekend at Santa Anita Park. I was at one stand where I ordered brisket, and as they went back to get it one of the cooks came and dumped some kinda chit they were representing as MOINKs in the warmer and I'm not kidding when I say I just about ran away at the sight of them. Of course my morbid curiosity took hold and I ate some brisket that did not rock. And the MOINKs - I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be almost raw on one side and burnt on the other. I should've sicked Chambers (IMBAS Sgt. At Arms) on those farkers. __________________ 50" Klose BYC, Spitjack XB85, 22.5 WSM, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, WRK, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Kanka Grill, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange Thermapens Displaced East Tennesseean Proud recipient of a Tick Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder. "Relax, it's only BBQ." - Bigmista, 2013 "Don't worry about playing a lot of notes. Just find one pretty one." - Miles Davis Avatar by my son! WTFWGALD?

03-18-2014, 08:00 PM	#287
clweed On the road to being a farker Join Date: 07-23-13 Location: Houston,Tx	Here is my first attempt at MOINK Balls, hopefully they worthy of the Brethren. Cooked on my Scheer Vaquero Rotisserie, they turned out great! Sweet Potatoes and Asparagus Ready for the plate

03-24-2014, 02:04 PM	#292
JamieK On the road to being a farker Join Date: 12-17-13 Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada	Thanks for the Certifcation __________________ Who Dat UDS, Weber OTS 22.5" Kettle, Big Chief Elec Smoker, Maverick ET-732

03-24-2014, 02:07 PM	#294
JamieK On the road to being a farker Join Date: 12-17-13 Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada	Thanks Ron, found it, needed to scroll over to the right to see it. __________________ Who Dat UDS, Weber OTS 22.5" Kettle, Big Chief Elec Smoker, Maverick ET-732

03-25-2014, 04:05 PM	#295
Dr. Trout Bum is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 05-12-08 Location: Los Alamos, NM Name/Nickname : Greg	Yes, thanks. I'll display it proudly. __________________ Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series, Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Explorer, UDS

04-13-2014, 05:06 PM	#298
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	With the blessing of the IMBAS Sgt at Arms, I hereby grant you... __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.